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Dee
@dazydee.bsky.social
· Jun 11
My toxic trait is binge watching a series 5 years late.
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You should see the shit I almost post.🙄
July 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You should see the shit I almost post.🙄
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By jingo I use a lot of obsolete expressions.
July 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
By jingo I use a lot of obsolete expressions.
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Hot liquids in your area want to scald you.
July 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hot liquids in your area want to scald you.
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Best compliment received this far today:
"Wow, you really make enemies quickly."
"Wow, you really make enemies quickly."
July 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Best compliment received this far today:
"Wow, you really make enemies quickly."
"Wow, you really make enemies quickly."
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Now is a great time for Superman to show up and speed up the earth’s rotation so we jump ahead to Friday.
July 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Now is a great time for Superman to show up and speed up the earth’s rotation so we jump ahead to Friday.
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July 1st is a great day to delete you account
July 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
July 1st is a great day to delete you account
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It's not a chore if you don't do it.
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's not a chore if you don't do it.
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I'm sorry did you say duck work?
June 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm sorry did you say duck work?
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Good morning. Try not to get handcuffed for asking questions today.☕️☕️
June 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Good morning. Try not to get handcuffed for asking questions today.☕️☕️
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The inventor of auto-correct has died
May he roast in piece
May he roast in piece
June 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The inventor of auto-correct has died
May he roast in piece
May he roast in piece
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Fuck hard, cry harder.
June 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Fuck hard, cry harder.
I'll take Friday the 13th over a Monday.
June 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'll take Friday the 13th over a Monday.
Found my perfect screen saver.
June 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Found my perfect screen saver.
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Answering all texts today only with "typical"
June 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Answering all texts today only with "typical"
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Gonna serve up some cunt later if you’re around
June 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Gonna serve up some cunt later if you’re around
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I show up 2 minutes late to every work meeting to give the impression I’m important and was busy doing something else.
June 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I show up 2 minutes late to every work meeting to give the impression I’m important and was busy doing something else.
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Everything sucks so here's a pic of a frog on a lily pad in bloom.
June 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everything sucks so here's a pic of a frog on a lily pad in bloom.
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You don't have to tell me twice because I don't listen either time.
June 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You don't have to tell me twice because I don't listen either time.
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If you think you're nuts, just spin the Discover tab a few times.
June 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you think you're nuts, just spin the Discover tab a few times.
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The "Strawberry Moon" will be visible tonight, Tuesday, June 10, 2025, and into Wednesday morning. The moon will reach its peak illumination at 3:44 a.m. on June 11! I'm going to try to get some pics tonight. 🌝
June 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The "Strawberry Moon" will be visible tonight, Tuesday, June 10, 2025, and into Wednesday morning. The moon will reach its peak illumination at 3:44 a.m. on June 11! I'm going to try to get some pics tonight. 🌝
