Dawnzerlylight
dawnzerlylight.bsky.social
Dawnzerlylight
@dawnzerlylight.bsky.social
Xennial and loving it.
Planning how to be late to my own funeral.

https://en.pronouns.page/@faerunner
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To: All Staff
Subject: Halloween

Stop handing out animal crackers to the children. They're eating them in front of the animals, and the lions, tigers, bears, and elephants are freaking out.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Begging the local witch to go ahead and turn me into a newt already
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Shy Fox
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Dressing your toddler up as an ICE agent for Halloween, like one family I saw today, makes me want to dress up as a CPS worker and give them a lil scare

Trick or Treat, fuckers
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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new product idea- dying fake plants. they are parched, they are crisp, they are browned around the edges.

great way to prove you are human and also great if you have excess free time (Rob, I’m looking at you), to demonstrate to dates that you have a life.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My favorite part about social media is the random observational comedy that makes you chuckle and say "yeah, that's so true" even though all you know about the person, place, or thing being observed is stereotypes from media. Observational bias comedy?
Ahhhh, Halloween in New York City. The day we try to figure out who's in costume and who just looks like that.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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You are here.
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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LADS THIS MEANS SOMETHING ELSE

CHRISSAKES CHECK THINGS FIRST
July 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵
June 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Ingenious 😂

FFS
May 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I absolutely agree with this! It’s so sad that millions don’t.

#Pinks
May 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I hope the librarians are doing this with hate in their hearts for the orders they have been given, or they are poor librarians indeed.
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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An important point to keep in mind.
February 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
THIS is how you handle things. Gentle, firm reassurance that we will comply only to the bare letter of the order with surefooted recognition that there are so many other legal protections still in place and they can not keep us down.
NLRB's Acting General Counsel just send this memo out to staff saying, "I cannot promise you that everything is going to be OK."

"I know that the past few days and nights have been extremely scary and distressing for some of us."
February 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before

I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there
January 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
okay.
A, what the actual FUCK.
B, if the universe has *any* sense of irony left, it knows what to do next.
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Same.
Boy are you chores, cause I am not gonna do you
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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the author of the book I’m reading right now apparently won a Pulitzer and judging by the quality of the research and writing, those jawns aren’t as hard to get as I’d previously believed
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
...are they starting an Instagram account? Because the group of people I know who aren't already subscribed to (and considering canceling) this formerly useful journalistic outpost mainly get their news in short-form videos, not paywalled 30-minute "deep dives" on how fucked we all are.
I feel like they had a meeting and decided “we have to be dumber.”
January 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM