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super david land 2
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"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
December 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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✨RAFFLE TIME ✨

Giving away two Japan-exclusive SONIC & FRIENDS Medium Shadow plushes! I will pick one winner from Twitter and one from Bluesky!

TO ENTER (BLUESKY):
- Follow @frackdeals.bsky.social and retweet this post!

Deadline to enter giveaway is Jan 1st at 11:59pm PT. 💚🦎
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Lilo & Stitch watercolor background appreciation post
December 18, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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bluesky is better simply because I don't have to see some random Israeli posting something so insanely genocidal that Himmler would blush
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Mic check
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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you do NOT want to take on Big Horny around here
August 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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fuck the federal reserve I'm gonna mint the trillion dollar coin right here in my house

It's gonna be 6 feet in diameter and will feature William Henry Harrison on the obverse and 9/11 on the reverse
August 3, 2023 at 2:19 AM
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not one person would be like "what happened to the debt ceiling" if you give them "there was a little grey alien who was still alive after the Roswell crash but the military shot him because he was really funny and they thought he was gonna steal all their gfs"
August 3, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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I feel bad for all the non-violent clowns who live in sewers
August 3, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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August 3, 2023 at 1:45 AM
SHREK KART IS REAL BABE WAKE UP
August 3, 2023 at 1:50 AM
My Uber is here
August 2, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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this is where I skeet (and make my trap beats) from
August 1, 2023 at 6:58 PM
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joe biden is sending damn daniel to ukraine
July 13, 2023 at 7:36 PM
i like my little circle of moots here, it’s very cute.
July 6, 2023 at 7:54 PM
you might call her your “girlfriend” but im in her dms sending mario kart 7 ost
July 6, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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Threads feels like a fake social media network from an open-world game. It’s all the vapid shit that writers clown on when putting something like that into a game, it’s just missing the part where people talk about whatever the fuck Spider-Man did in the last mission.
July 6, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Mark Zuckyberg
July 6, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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If I was friends with the Pikmins I would make them hurt my enemies for fun
July 5, 2023 at 6:27 PM
i did a flip! i just did it really fast. you didn’t see it. im not gonna do it again
July 4, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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July 2, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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i have a really good sonic the hedgehog gif to post but sadly this app does not support my little gifs…. another day where i fall further down the mountain
July 2, 2023 at 6:27 AM
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can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
July 2, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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I will beat these allegations
July 2, 2023 at 12:35 PM
she uh oh on my stinky (yuh)
July 2, 2023 at 1:35 PM