David Springer
@davidpspringer.bsky.social
Husband, Girl-dad, ally, urban dweller, community facilitator, adult beverage consumer, drawn to the Galilean Vision.
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The Onion is still relating the important questions of Republican Presidents 20+ later
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Onion is still relating the important questions of Republican Presidents 20+ later
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Every time I hear Trump or his regime say something is being done in the name of "national security," they actually mean it's being done because of "Trump's INSECURITY."
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every time I hear Trump or his regime say something is being done in the name of "national security," they actually mean it's being done because of "Trump's INSECURITY."
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Good back-to-back post combo.
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Good back-to-back post combo.
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Mary’s ‘yes’ was not a footnote. It was God honoring a woman’s consent so fully that salvation Himself waited upon it. Patriarchy calls consent optional. God calls it sacred.
#advent #annunciation
open.substack.com/pub/bethfelk...
#advent #annunciation
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December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Mary’s ‘yes’ was not a footnote. It was God honoring a woman’s consent so fully that salvation Himself waited upon it. Patriarchy calls consent optional. God calls it sacred.
#advent #annunciation
open.substack.com/pub/bethfelk...
#advent #annunciation
open.substack.com/pub/bethfelk...
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"More than 80 people are dead. Their deaths seem to have been unnecessary, unjustified, and unlawful. President Trump may not care. We should."
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The Caribbean Killings Were Unnecessary. Trump Just Proved It.
If we can seize an oil tanker, why did eighty people have to die?
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"More than 80 people are dead. Their deaths seem to have been unnecessary, unjustified, and unlawful. President Trump may not care. We should."
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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These morons are soo dumb that they can’t see that their brags are really calls for help. 80 year old men that don’t have consistent, regular sleep patterns are NOT HEALTHY and cannot fully function in all areas.
Lutnick: "The president sleeps less than me. I sleep 5 hours a night. The president sleeps 4 hours a night! And he's working all the time. He calls me late at night, he wants to talk about the day. He's on it all the time. It is the most impressive thing you've ever seen."
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
These morons are soo dumb that they can’t see that their brags are really calls for help. 80 year old men that don’t have consistent, regular sleep patterns are NOT HEALTHY and cannot fully function in all areas.
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9 years ago, Trump was going to have a plan in two weeks. Longest two weeks I’ve ever seen. These people do nothing but lie to their voters & grift off the American people. The grift, control/destruction & corruption of our government was always their plan. Now add in a 3 way split of the world.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
9 years ago, Trump was going to have a plan in two weeks. Longest two weeks I’ve ever seen. These people do nothing but lie to their voters & grift off the American people. The grift, control/destruction & corruption of our government was always their plan. Now add in a 3 way split of the world.
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“Peace Prize?” Trump roared. “More like piece of shit!”
Trump Enraged After Gold Paint Peels Off FIFA Peace Prize
The incident sent Trump into a fury, White House sources revealed.
www.borowitzreport.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“Peace Prize?” Trump roared. “More like piece of shit!”
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MAGA regime officials are now threatening retaliatory sanctions against the ICC (International Criminal Court) in fear that the ICC may try to prosecute them for their war crimes.
Innocent people don’t do this, only fascist criminals do.
Innocent people don’t do this, only fascist criminals do.
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
MAGA regime officials are now threatening retaliatory sanctions against the ICC (International Criminal Court) in fear that the ICC may try to prosecute them for their war crimes.
Innocent people don’t do this, only fascist criminals do.
Innocent people don’t do this, only fascist criminals do.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
I don’t know which is more embarrassing/pathetic:
FIFA invented an honor to manipulate his fragile ego or 79 year old Trump is as excited as a 4-yr old to receive a heretofore non-existent participation prize?!?!?
Two corrupt, paid-off friends of Putin and Qatar, mutually masturbating in public. 🤦♂️
FIFA invented an honor to manipulate his fragile ego or 79 year old Trump is as excited as a 4-yr old to receive a heretofore non-existent participation prize?!?!?
Two corrupt, paid-off friends of Putin and Qatar, mutually masturbating in public. 🤦♂️
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don’t know which is more embarrassing/pathetic:
FIFA invented an honor to manipulate his fragile ego or 79 year old Trump is as excited as a 4-yr old to receive a heretofore non-existent participation prize?!?!?
Two corrupt, paid-off friends of Putin and Qatar, mutually masturbating in public. 🤦♂️
FIFA invented an honor to manipulate his fragile ego or 79 year old Trump is as excited as a 4-yr old to receive a heretofore non-existent participation prize?!?!?
Two corrupt, paid-off friends of Putin and Qatar, mutually masturbating in public. 🤦♂️
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"There’s no knob under the Resolute desk that presidents can use to dial down prices, but there are a few isolated things Trump could do to help....But that might require acknowledging Democrats were right." ICYMI @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4iFE1ez
Trump’s Affordability “Con Job”
He pooh-poohs cost complaints as a “hoax.” Here’s what the numbers say.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"There’s no knob under the Resolute desk that presidents can use to dial down prices, but there are a few isolated things Trump could do to help....But that might require acknowledging Democrats were right." ICYMI @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4iFE1ez
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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“When I travel abroad from Somalia, I’m not embarrassed when people ask me where I’m from,” one Somali said.
Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President
“When I travel abroad, I don’t have to be embarrassed when people ask me where I’m from," one Somali said.
www.borowitzreport.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“When I travel abroad from Somalia, I’m not embarrassed when people ask me where I’m from,” one Somali said.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Oh how I wish this were true
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.
www.borowitzreport.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh how I wish this were true
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A warning out of Idaho: "For many years, I hoped that Idaho would moderate to grow more like the rest of America. Instead, America is becoming more like Idaho."
Read more at: www.idahostatesman.com/opinion/read...
Read more at: www.idahostatesman.com/opinion/read...
A rabbi’s warning to America about Idaho’s Christian nationalism | Opinion
Idaho should serve as a call to action rather than a harbinger of a national dystopia. The freedoms of millions of our neighbors are at stake. | Opinion
www.idahostatesman.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A warning out of Idaho: "For many years, I hoped that Idaho would moderate to grow more like the rest of America. Instead, America is becoming more like Idaho."
Read more at: www.idahostatesman.com/opinion/read...
Read more at: www.idahostatesman.com/opinion/read...
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NEW: Earlier this month, I spent the day with the Luhmanns — a family rooted in theologically conservative Christianity.
In the morning, the homeschooled teenage sons tracked ICE.
In the afternoon, the mother aided an immigrant mother whose partner was deported. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
In the morning, the homeschooled teenage sons tracked ICE.
In the afternoon, the mother aided an immigrant mother whose partner was deported. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
How one conservative Christian family is pushing back against ICE
A coalition of activists, everyday citizens and people of faith — including theologically conservative Christians — who have pooled resources and learned new technologies to mount an effort they say i...
religionnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
NEW: Earlier this month, I spent the day with the Luhmanns — a family rooted in theologically conservative Christianity.
In the morning, the homeschooled teenage sons tracked ICE.
In the afternoon, the mother aided an immigrant mother whose partner was deported. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
In the morning, the homeschooled teenage sons tracked ICE.
In the afternoon, the mother aided an immigrant mother whose partner was deported. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...