David J
@david-m-j.bsky.social
One man. Three opinions. All are mine.
Things I love: Dadding, my dog, Nationals baseball, Ireland rugby, data for decision making, pasta.
Things I love: Dadding, my dog, Nationals baseball, Ireland rugby, data for decision making, pasta.
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“She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times”
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times”
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Eyewitnesses are reporting that ICE just murdered a woman—a US Citizen—in cold blood in Minneapolis.
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Eyewitnesses are reporting that ICE just murdered a woman—a US Citizen—in cold blood in Minneapolis.
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This is at least the third time I can remember where ICE accused someone of "weaponizing" their car against them, and they were lying the other two times
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is at least the third time I can remember where ICE accused someone of "weaponizing" their car against them, and they were lying the other two times
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Most people probably don't have any context for understanding how gooseshit crazy this post is, but imagine 57 giraffes high on PCP 69ing on a pleasure cruise off Staten Island during a battle of the bands featuring six mariachi troupes playing simultaneously and you have an idea
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Most people probably don't have any context for understanding how gooseshit crazy this post is, but imagine 57 giraffes high on PCP 69ing on a pleasure cruise off Staten Island during a battle of the bands featuring six mariachi troupes playing simultaneously and you have an idea
Just watched a lady write a check at the grocery store and I honestly have no idea what year it is.
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Just watched a lady write a check at the grocery store and I honestly have no idea what year it is.
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
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The president of Venezuela must be held legally accountable for his crimes, which the Supreme Court forbids to happen for the president of the US, who recently pardoned the president of Honduras for similar crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
The president of Venezuela must be held legally accountable for his crimes, which the Supreme Court forbids to happen for the president of the US, who recently pardoned the president of Honduras for similar crimes.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
I'm 100% for protecting native species, and we can all also agree that geese are terrible. Just the worst.
Hawaii's Big Island is banning people from feeding feral cats in an effort to protect native species, including an endangered goose.
Hawaii's Big Island bans feeding feral cats in an effort to help endangered native species
Hawaii's Big Island is banning people from feeding feral cats in an effort to protect native species, including an endangered goose.
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December 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm 100% for protecting native species, and we can all also agree that geese are terrible. Just the worst.
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Julie has been covering this longer than most. The DOJ is not following the law. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Julie has been covering this longer than most. The DOJ is not following the law. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
Could you imagine being a person who changed his name three times then wrote a totally made up story about his blue collar family background while being funded by billionaires calling someone else fake? Me neither. But if I could I'd probably also wear eye liner.
ICYMI — Vice President JD Vance referred to Minneapolis as “Mogadishu”, said Jasmine Crockett has a fake “street girl” persona, and said “you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore” in 🇺🇸
If you’re sensing a (racist) theme here you are not alone
If you’re sensing a (racist) theme here you are not alone
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Could you imagine being a person who changed his name three times then wrote a totally made up story about his blue collar family background while being funded by billionaires calling someone else fake? Me neither. But if I could I'd probably also wear eye liner.
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Hi Pam. Just a quick reminder that Nixon didn’t go to prison - but his AG did. Happy holidays.
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hi Pam. Just a quick reminder that Nixon didn’t go to prison - but his AG did. Happy holidays.
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
I absolutely fucking hate it when Rand Paul is right about anything. Darkest timeline.
Rand Paul: "We've never in our past decided just to shoot smugglers who are unarmed without even proof they're smuggling anything. So I think this is a horrendous thing that should stop. I think it's illegal & immoral... the kids in the military - I'm not for sending them down there to die for oil"
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I absolutely fucking hate it when Rand Paul is right about anything. Darkest timeline.
I wonder what the tax implication is for service members. Bonuses are taxable. But is housing allowance? I wonder if he's just costing them more money.
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wonder what the tax implication is for service members. Bonuses are taxable. But is housing allowance? I wonder if he's just costing them more money.
What's the Yiddish word for the moment you change from believing you could survive the zombie apocalypse to not wanting to survive the zombie apocalypse?
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What's the Yiddish word for the moment you change from believing you could survive the zombie apocalypse to not wanting to survive the zombie apocalypse?
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
99% of new tech ideas will be bounced out because trains already exist and are a better solution.
Under my regime, the tech industry must have all new technologies approved by a citizen jury who assess 1) what problem the tech is attempting to address and 2) whether it actually addresses it
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
99% of new tech ideas will be bounced out because trains already exist and are a better solution.
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HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!!
Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?
Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!!
Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?
Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?
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The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.