Dave Sheehan
@davesheehan.bsky.social
This is where I put funny thoughts that I can't slip into conversation
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
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A strange package arrived today, but is not ready to be revealed.
Please form an orderly, punctual queue if you wish to see the Cover Reveal for "Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting" on March 24th.
A Beast of a Tale Comes Your Way.
Please form an orderly, punctual queue if you wish to see the Cover Reveal for "Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting" on March 24th.
A Beast of a Tale Comes Your Way.
March 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A strange package arrived today, but is not ready to be revealed.
Please form an orderly, punctual queue if you wish to see the Cover Reveal for "Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting" on March 24th.
A Beast of a Tale Comes Your Way.
Please form an orderly, punctual queue if you wish to see the Cover Reveal for "Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting" on March 24th.
A Beast of a Tale Comes Your Way.
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If you go to 🍻 toast 🥂 but no one joins in, is that called being left on bread?
March 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If you go to 🍻 toast 🥂 but no one joins in, is that called being left on bread?
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The odds of Sean Baker winning four #Oscars were pretty solid, so he probably thought about it, but we still need to acknowledge how well he balanced those speeches.
Speech 1: Covering all the bases in case he doesn't win again, without going far beyond his allotted time so you don't resent him
Speech 1: Covering all the bases in case he doesn't win again, without going far beyond his allotted time so you don't resent him
Sean Baker Wins Best Original Screenplay for 'Anora' | 97th Oscars Speech (2025)
YouTube video by Oscars
www.youtube.com
March 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The odds of Sean Baker winning four #Oscars were pretty solid, so he probably thought about it, but we still need to acknowledge how well he balanced those speeches.
Speech 1: Covering all the bases in case he doesn't win again, without going far beyond his allotted time so you don't resent him
Speech 1: Covering all the bases in case he doesn't win again, without going far beyond his allotted time so you don't resent him
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I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
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I wrote this on the most consistently terrible, and fatal, idea in centrist politics today. On Fanta, rebadging, and why attempting to win votes from fascists is morally disgusting and politically suicidal.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
Séamas O'Reilly: Appeasing the far-right won't placate them — they'll just want the next cruelty
Their concerns are not about society, the economy or public safety, they’re an ever-moving target of fear and hatred that cannot be sated, it has to be challenged.
www.irishexaminer.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I wrote this on the most consistently terrible, and fatal, idea in centrist politics today. On Fanta, rebadging, and why attempting to win votes from fascists is morally disgusting and politically suicidal.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
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A week ago, I had dinner with a key author of the AI consultation. Not just dinner: I berated them for about 7 hours. In return, they gave me a horrid cough. Which is a fair revenge. Anyway, here's a thread about what I took away from the conversation. These are my inferences, not quotes.
January 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A week ago, I had dinner with a key author of the AI consultation. Not just dinner: I berated them for about 7 hours. In return, they gave me a horrid cough. Which is a fair revenge. Anyway, here's a thread about what I took away from the conversation. These are my inferences, not quotes.
Every time I read a story about rent costs, I gain more sympathy for the bad guys in Scooby Doo dressing up as monsters to lower property prices
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Every time I read a story about rent costs, I gain more sympathy for the bad guys in Scooby Doo dressing up as monsters to lower property prices
Slumdog Millionaire but every question has a flashback to me watching old episodes of QI hungover
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Slumdog Millionaire but every question has a flashback to me watching old episodes of QI hungover
Don't understand why a comedian would choose to do crowd interaction.
The best part of this job is that I can say what I want and if anyone tries to respond I can make them leave
The best part of this job is that I can say what I want and if anyone tries to respond I can make them leave
January 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Don't understand why a comedian would choose to do crowd interaction.
The best part of this job is that I can say what I want and if anyone tries to respond I can make them leave
The best part of this job is that I can say what I want and if anyone tries to respond I can make them leave
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I made a Newsletter - please subscribe if you're interested in that sort of thing!
open.substack.com/pub/shanecli...
open.substack.com/pub/shanecli...
Shane's Stories - Issue #1
Shane Clifford's Newsletter
open.substack.com
January 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I made a Newsletter - please subscribe if you're interested in that sort of thing!
open.substack.com/pub/shanecli...
open.substack.com/pub/shanecli...
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you'd probably think the silliest part of the body is your funny bone, but inside your lungs is cilia
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 AM
you'd probably think the silliest part of the body is your funny bone, but inside your lungs is cilia
Bartender: That lady across the bar just ordered you a drink
Me: Fuck, I suppose we're doing rounds then
Me: Fuck, I suppose we're doing rounds then
December 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Bartender: That lady across the bar just ordered you a drink
Me: Fuck, I suppose we're doing rounds then
Me: Fuck, I suppose we're doing rounds then
A reminder for any kids out there, Santa is too busy preparing his sleigh to update his naughty list before tomorrow.
Be as naughty as you like! For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal!
Be as naughty as you like! For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal!
December 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
A reminder for any kids out there, Santa is too busy preparing his sleigh to update his naughty list before tomorrow.
Be as naughty as you like! For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal!
Be as naughty as you like! For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal!
Pinocchio is the story of a man's scheme to simultaneously collect arts funding and child benefit
December 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Pinocchio is the story of a man's scheme to simultaneously collect arts funding and child benefit
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VOTING IS NOW OPEN FOR THE INDIE INK AWARDS 2024.
Please vote for Sprikit in the below categories! 🙏
Link below 🔗
Please vote for Sprikit in the below categories! 🙏
Link below 🔗
December 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
VOTING IS NOW OPEN FOR THE INDIE INK AWARDS 2024.
Please vote for Sprikit in the below categories! 🙏
Link below 🔗
Please vote for Sprikit in the below categories! 🙏
Link below 🔗
Don't Stop Believin' is a song about belief in a robust public transport system.
Imagine being able to get a train after 9pm, nevermind a midnight one!
Imagine being able to get a train after 9pm, nevermind a midnight one!
December 7, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Don't Stop Believin' is a song about belief in a robust public transport system.
Imagine being able to get a train after 9pm, nevermind a midnight one!
Imagine being able to get a train after 9pm, nevermind a midnight one!
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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
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For my Bsky followers:
Sharpen your axe,
And dab your quill
Monstrous Attacks
Require Forms to be Filled
Checks, Balances & Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.
A fantasy comedy novella; Coming 2025!
#writesky #WritingCommunity
Sharpen your axe,
And dab your quill
Monstrous Attacks
Require Forms to be Filled
Checks, Balances & Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.
A fantasy comedy novella; Coming 2025!
#writesky #WritingCommunity
December 2, 2024 at 11:43 AM
For my Bsky followers:
Sharpen your axe,
And dab your quill
Monstrous Attacks
Require Forms to be Filled
Checks, Balances & Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.
A fantasy comedy novella; Coming 2025!
#writesky #WritingCommunity
Sharpen your axe,
And dab your quill
Monstrous Attacks
Require Forms to be Filled
Checks, Balances & Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.
A fantasy comedy novella; Coming 2025!
#writesky #WritingCommunity
If you're having trouble finding an apartment, consider going to viewings while smelling of freshly baked bread
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
If you're having trouble finding an apartment, consider going to viewings while smelling of freshly baked bread
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armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
November 12, 2024 at 8:46 PM
armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
I just forgot the word for pepper so I had to call it "salt's friend"
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I just forgot the word for pepper so I had to call it "salt's friend"
"Ok, but all joking aside..."
No. I refuse. I will never put "all joking aside"
No. I refuse. I will never put "all joking aside"
November 21, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"Ok, but all joking aside..."
No. I refuse. I will never put "all joking aside"
No. I refuse. I will never put "all joking aside"
I've never been inside a haunted house, but I have been inside a nightclub in the afternoon and I imagine the feeling is very similar
November 20, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I've never been inside a haunted house, but I have been inside a nightclub in the afternoon and I imagine the feeling is very similar