Dave Malouf
@davemalouf.bsky.social
Head of DesignOps for the People Team @Walmart.
First post in a gazillion months and it is to say holy fuck!! This is unlike any thunderstorm I’ve ever been in before. Cracks of thunder so loud they keep going for minutes. They actually get louder after the initial clap.
a woman with glowing eyes says do you know what happens to a toad when it 's struck by lightning?
ALT: a woman with glowing eyes says do you know what happens to a toad when it 's struck by lightning?
media.tenor.com
April 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
First post in a gazillion months and it is to say holy fuck!! This is unlike any thunderstorm I’ve ever been in before. Cracks of thunder so loud they keep going for minutes. They actually get louder after the initial clap.
Who else thinks that Zorg in the 5th Element was a foretelling of 3l0n Mu$k?
February 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Who else thinks that Zorg in the 5th Element was a foretelling of 3l0n Mu$k?
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My friend @jaymichaelson.bsky.social shared some key info on the Zuckerbook.
Important. Quoting him. Follow him. Don’t give up. We fight. 1/x 🧵
“Hello! I'm posting in response to the many sincerely anguished claims that not enough is being done to stop Trump. This is not reflected in the facts.
Important. Quoting him. Follow him. Don’t give up. We fight. 1/x 🧵
“Hello! I'm posting in response to the many sincerely anguished claims that not enough is being done to stop Trump. This is not reflected in the facts.
February 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My friend @jaymichaelson.bsky.social shared some key info on the Zuckerbook.
Important. Quoting him. Follow him. Don’t give up. We fight. 1/x 🧵
“Hello! I'm posting in response to the many sincerely anguished claims that not enough is being done to stop Trump. This is not reflected in the facts.
Important. Quoting him. Follow him. Don’t give up. We fight. 1/x 🧵
“Hello! I'm posting in response to the many sincerely anguished claims that not enough is being done to stop Trump. This is not reflected in the facts.
Greenland, Panama Canal, and now the Gaza Strip.
Insane imperialism w/o any precedent.
“Build the Middle East Riviera” … Ha!!! Says the real estate developer who has no conflict of interests.
Insane imperialism w/o any precedent.
“Build the Middle East Riviera” … Ha!!! Says the real estate developer who has no conflict of interests.
a man wearing a hat that says multivers laughs
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says multivers laughs
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Greenland, Panama Canal, and now the Gaza Strip.
Insane imperialism w/o any precedent.
“Build the Middle East Riviera” … Ha!!! Says the real estate developer who has no conflict of interests.
Insane imperialism w/o any precedent.
“Build the Middle East Riviera” … Ha!!! Says the real estate developer who has no conflict of interests.
If there are any 18F folk impacted today, Walmart is hiring in their US, Sam’s Club, and People groups. Just search “UX” or “UX Design”.
careers.walmart.com
careers.walmart.com
Walmart Careers | Submit a Walmart Job Application Online
What’s a career at Walmart or Sam’s Club like? To find out, explore our culture, our opportunities and the difference you can make.
careers.walmart.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If there are any 18F folk impacted today, Walmart is hiring in their US, Sam’s Club, and People groups. Just search “UX” or “UX Design”.
careers.walmart.com
careers.walmart.com
I feel like I just got schooled. This rant was done beautifully.
January 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I feel like I just got schooled. This rant was done beautifully.
Who else is confused that Trump pushed for the TT ban, and also invited their CEO to the inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Who else is confused that Trump pushed for the TT ban, and also invited their CEO to the inauguration
Awkward: discovering a coworker’s profile on a dating site and seeing a completely different side of their personality that you know you’ll just have to “forget” when you next see them at work.
January 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Awkward: discovering a coworker’s profile on a dating site and seeing a completely different side of their personality that you know you’ll just have to “forget” when you next see them at work.
Suddenly Americans become the second largest users of VPNs.
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Suddenly Americans become the second largest users of VPNs.
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Reuters: GAZA CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT
January 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Reuters: GAZA CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT
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...and just like that, the world left Twitter, hated Facebook, and was banned from TikTok.
Hello, BlueSky! 🤯🚀
Hello, BlueSky! 🤯🚀
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
...and just like that, the world left Twitter, hated Facebook, and was banned from TikTok.
Hello, BlueSky! 🤯🚀
Hello, BlueSky! 🤯🚀
Snowpacolypse, Arkansas style. I think 6” in my parking lot.
No plowing so I’m not getting out of here.
No plowing so I’m not getting out of here.
January 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Snowpacolypse, Arkansas style. I think 6” in my parking lot.
No plowing so I’m not getting out of here.
No plowing so I’m not getting out of here.
Rocky II
Am I Rocky or Apollo in this scenario.
I did do more exercise today than I had in 10-20 years, so there’s that.
Am I Rocky or Apollo in this scenario.
I did do more exercise today than I had in 10-20 years, so there’s that.
Back to the Future for me. Lol. Surely true but not very helpful.
January 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Rocky II
Am I Rocky or Apollo in this scenario.
I did do more exercise today than I had in 10-20 years, so there’s that.
Am I Rocky or Apollo in this scenario.
I did do more exercise today than I had in 10-20 years, so there’s that.
Some may say that putting her country first should have led to things she should have done and didn’t. Same for Biden.
But yes, 20/20 hind sight and armchair quarterbacking helps no one except the quarterback in question, me.
But yes, 20/20 hind sight and armchair quarterbacking helps no one except the quarterback in question, me.
You know what you won't see tomorrow? A riot at the U.S. Capitol. A violent attempt to overthrow an American election. You know WHY you won't see that tomorrow? Because Kamala Harris did what Donald Trump is humanly incapable of doing. She put her country first and accepted the will of the people.
January 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Some may say that putting her country first should have led to things she should have done and didn’t. Same for Biden.
But yes, 20/20 hind sight and armchair quarterbacking helps no one except the quarterback in question, me.
But yes, 20/20 hind sight and armchair quarterbacking helps no one except the quarterback in question, me.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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OMG, it is fitting.
January 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
OMG, it is fitting.
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Give them the fantasy and let them think it’s all real.
Someone on Reddit searched for (the non-existent) John Wick 5, and Google spared no expense to lie to them.
January 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Give them the fantasy and let them think it’s all real.
To all my new followers, I only follow back if you have some sort of description about yourself that matches my own interests:
- design & technology
- left of center politics
- design & technology
- left of center politics
January 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
To all my new followers, I only follow back if you have some sort of description about yourself that matches my own interests:
- design & technology
- left of center politics
- design & technology
- left of center politics
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Elon Musk is a national security contractor who ADMITTED TO A BIOGRAPHER that he purposefully sabotaged a military operation for an ally at war by shutting off a service the US government paid him to provide.
I am actually not positive how many members of Congress know that for all their response.
I am actually not positive how many members of Congress know that for all their response.
Just want to reiterate that the richest man in the world has massive contracts with the federal government and is a major spreader of disinformation that affects politics and the Senate under Democrats never held a single hearing on this.
January 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Elon Musk is a national security contractor who ADMITTED TO A BIOGRAPHER that he purposefully sabotaged a military operation for an ally at war by shutting off a service the US government paid him to provide.
I am actually not positive how many members of Congress know that for all their response.
I am actually not positive how many members of Congress know that for all their response.
It’s like they spent a weekend binge watching every corp & oligarch-centric SciFi movie and came out thinking, “that’s us! Let’s make it reality!”
I can see the Judge Dredd cosplay already.
I can see the Judge Dredd cosplay already.
👀 Praxis is a Thiel-backed “network state” project that aims to build its OWN COUNTRY. In Nov, Praxis founder Dryden Brown wrote about wanting Greenland 4 Praxis. In Dec, Trump named Thiel partner Ken Howery as ambassador to Denmark & said the US shld buy Greenland. Praxis & Dryden are thrilled...1/
January 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It’s like they spent a weekend binge watching every corp & oligarch-centric SciFi movie and came out thinking, “that’s us! Let’s make it reality!”
I can see the Judge Dredd cosplay already.
I can see the Judge Dredd cosplay already.
Why are we even talking about vaccines?
Pre pandemic only the extremes were talking about it. No one cared.
But bc he’s. Kennedy we have to acknowledge this anti-science paranoid crazy man?
Stop feeding the trolls. Stop spreading the misinformation that keeps people from healthy choices.
Pre pandemic only the extremes were talking about it. No one cared.
But bc he’s. Kennedy we have to acknowledge this anti-science paranoid crazy man?
Stop feeding the trolls. Stop spreading the misinformation that keeps people from healthy choices.
I don’t think his confirmation is inevitable but it’s not just about RFK because he represents a lot of people - MAHA isn’t going away if he’s rejected. If maximizing vaccine uptake is the ultimate goal (as it should be), is the best strategy to browbeat or build bridges? bsky.app/profile/dave...
And why are we starting with the assumption of his confirmation being inevitable?
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Why are we even talking about vaccines?
Pre pandemic only the extremes were talking about it. No one cared.
But bc he’s. Kennedy we have to acknowledge this anti-science paranoid crazy man?
Stop feeding the trolls. Stop spreading the misinformation that keeps people from healthy choices.
Pre pandemic only the extremes were talking about it. No one cared.
But bc he’s. Kennedy we have to acknowledge this anti-science paranoid crazy man?
Stop feeding the trolls. Stop spreading the misinformation that keeps people from healthy choices.
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I improved the UX Starter Pack. It's up to about 95 now. Ping me if you want to be added.
go.bsky.app/EbLWXGH
go.bsky.app/EbLWXGH
December 22, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I improved the UX Starter Pack. It's up to about 95 now. Ping me if you want to be added.
go.bsky.app/EbLWXGH
go.bsky.app/EbLWXGH
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First off, he’s an idiot. It’s “half-staff” for flags on land, “half-mast” for flags at sea. More importantly, he’s an utterly pathetic, horrible human being.
January 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
First off, he’s an idiot. It’s “half-staff” for flags on land, “half-mast” for flags at sea. More importantly, he’s an utterly pathetic, horrible human being.