Data Doug H-P
@datadhp.bsky.social
Public sector data scientist/preK researcher. Dad, husband, singer, actor, space and math nerd.
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I will never understand why so many people’s ideas of quality family time at the holidays is a crazy hectic stressful environment of making a house spotless clean and preparing a perfect meal. Like, wtf is the point of family getting together if you’re so miserable leading up to the actual event?
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I will never understand why so many people’s ideas of quality family time at the holidays is a crazy hectic stressful environment of making a house spotless clean and preparing a perfect meal. Like, wtf is the point of family getting together if you’re so miserable leading up to the actual event?
4th and 20. Nice.
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
4th and 20. Nice.
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat https://theonion.com/jd-vance-begins-to-suspect-there-another-group-chat/
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat https://theonion.com/jd-vance-begins-to-suspect-there-another-group-chat/
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Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel.
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel.
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
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US citizens are being deported
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
US citizens are being deported
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives
@lawrencehurley.bsky.social:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
@lawrencehurley.bsky.social:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives
More than 100 pizzas were delivered to the homes of judges and their families this year, some with signs of foreign involvement. Judges say the message is clear: We know where you live.
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives
@lawrencehurley.bsky.social:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
@lawrencehurley.bsky.social:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
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NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
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December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
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I'm still able to download it, but just in case I've re-uploaded it here drive.google.com/file/d/1GRcg... and here drive.proton.me/urls/X8C14W3...
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm still able to download it, but just in case I've re-uploaded it here drive.google.com/file/d/1GRcg... and here drive.proton.me/urls/X8C14W3...
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
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Chaos to end the Steelers' win in Detroit.
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Chaos to end the Steelers' win in Detroit.
Holy cow - what an ending to that one. Yet another winning Tomlin season. Here’s hoping DK’s inevitable suspension doesn’t cause the Steelers to drop to the Browns next week…
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Holy cow - what an ending to that one. Yet another winning Tomlin season. Here’s hoping DK’s inevitable suspension doesn’t cause the Steelers to drop to the Browns next week…
A reminder that CBS news is no longer trustworthy.
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A reminder that CBS news is no longer trustworthy.
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DOJ's Epstein excuses on Xitter and the responding community notes are turning into Matryoshka dolls.
December 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
DOJ's Epstein excuses on Xitter and the responding community notes are turning into Matryoshka dolls.
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Once again @anyaustin.bsky.social just blowing the competition away. How many trees are there in Skyrim? You do in fact want to know this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yf...
How Many Trees Are There in Skyrim?
YouTube video by Any Austin
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Once again @anyaustin.bsky.social just blowing the competition away. How many trees are there in Skyrim? You do in fact want to know this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yf...
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Schiff: "Part of this is a consequence I think frankly of Chief Justice Roberts giving the president absolute immunity when it comes to his instructions to the DOJ. He can pretty much order them to do what he wants and know that he will never be held criminally liable."
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Schiff: "Part of this is a consequence I think frankly of Chief Justice Roberts giving the president absolute immunity when it comes to his instructions to the DOJ. He can pretty much order them to do what he wants and know that he will never be held criminally liable."
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
When I work in the office, I start my day by writing my name, title, and department on the whiteboard at my desk. Sometimes, when I’m feeling saucy (or nostalgic?) instead of “Data Strategy”, I’ll write “Data Strategery”. Lock box.
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When I work in the office, I start my day by writing my name, title, and department on the whiteboard at my desk. Sometimes, when I’m feeling saucy (or nostalgic?) instead of “Data Strategy”, I’ll write “Data Strategery”. Lock box.
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“I’d love to get into it.”
Allow Kirk Cousins to take you to school
Allow Kirk Cousins to take you to school
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“I’d love to get into it.”
Allow Kirk Cousins to take you to school
Allow Kirk Cousins to take you to school
All these mediocre white male millennials who have supposedly had the game rigged against them just need a gaggle of 13-year olds to follow them, harassing them to GIT GUD.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
All these mediocre white male millennials who have supposedly had the game rigged against them just need a gaggle of 13-year olds to follow them, harassing them to GIT GUD.
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!