Darth Raptor
@darthraptor.bsky.social
Larper, cosplayer, gamer (video+tabletop), chainmailler
Millennial meme and shitpost trash, 90s kid
Disaster queer & neurodivergent
Actual velociraptor
any pronouns!
Will probably spam feed with the media obsession of the month #notsorry (currently ???)
Millennial meme and shitpost trash, 90s kid
Disaster queer & neurodivergent
Actual velociraptor
any pronouns!
Will probably spam feed with the media obsession of the month #notsorry (currently ???)
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Hi, folks headed to WorldCon or GenCon or any other convention:
Please, for the love of god, wear a mask. The whole time. Don’t take it off for selfies or food in the convention center. The summer surge of COVID is already violent, measles is doing her thing, and god knows what else is out there.
Please, for the love of god, wear a mask. The whole time. Don’t take it off for selfies or food in the convention center. The summer surge of COVID is already violent, measles is doing her thing, and god knows what else is out there.
July 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hi, folks headed to WorldCon or GenCon or any other convention:
Please, for the love of god, wear a mask. The whole time. Don’t take it off for selfies or food in the convention center. The summer surge of COVID is already violent, measles is doing her thing, and god knows what else is out there.
Please, for the love of god, wear a mask. The whole time. Don’t take it off for selfies or food in the convention center. The summer surge of COVID is already violent, measles is doing her thing, and god knows what else is out there.
That was the Dashcon ballpit of parades.
June 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That was the Dashcon ballpit of parades.
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The rats have chosen a new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The rats have chosen a new pope.
so when do we get Pope Meets With The President Episode 2, Revenge of the Papacy?
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
so when do we get Pope Meets With The President Episode 2, Revenge of the Papacy?
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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I’ve been telling people for years DO NOT GET AN AUTISM DIAGNOSIS unless you absolutely need it for accommodations. It exists as a black mark on your record, a black mark that is increasingly resembling a target. The government can’t be trusted with information like that.
April 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’ve been telling people for years DO NOT GET AN AUTISM DIAGNOSIS unless you absolutely need it for accommodations. It exists as a black mark on your record, a black mark that is increasingly resembling a target. The government can’t be trusted with information like that.
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Zoh Shia ゾ・シア
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
April 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Zoh Shia ゾ・シア
Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
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Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
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February 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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y'know, I've never played any of the Wolfenstein games, but I'm feeling an urge to pick one of them up....
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
y'know, I've never played any of the Wolfenstein games, but I'm feeling an urge to pick one of them up....
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Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.
"𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚, 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒚."
Apparently posted this in Jan 2017, and it bears resharing now.
youtu.be/1ToztqqDcaY?...
#starwars #starwarstheoldrepublic #rebels #anewhope
Apparently posted this in Jan 2017, and it bears resharing now.
youtu.be/1ToztqqDcaY?...
#starwars #starwarstheoldrepublic #rebels #anewhope
Star Wars: The Old Republic - "Hope" Cinematic Trailer
YouTube video by Electronic Arts
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚, 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒚."
Apparently posted this in Jan 2017, and it bears resharing now.
youtu.be/1ToztqqDcaY?...
#starwars #starwarstheoldrepublic #rebels #anewhope
Apparently posted this in Jan 2017, and it bears resharing now.
youtu.be/1ToztqqDcaY?...
#starwars #starwarstheoldrepublic #rebels #anewhope
I'd like to stop living through unprecedented historical events please. Can we have some uninteresting times?
January 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'd like to stop living through unprecedented historical events please. Can we have some uninteresting times?
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waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
I'm really bad at posting over here, but hello friendos <3
January 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm really bad at posting over here, but hello friendos <3
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Getting back to the routine after the holidays with my best shark face. 🐈⬛🦈🤍
January 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Getting back to the routine after the holidays with my best shark face. 🐈⬛🦈🤍
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this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed
One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 PM
this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed
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One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
December 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
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Adventures of the Skonkening (aka owning a blue tongue skink)
November 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Adventures of the Skonkening (aka owning a blue tongue skink)
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November 3, 2024 at 9:08 PM