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I like Dr Pepper and Chinese food.
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you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
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me: every desire, e.g. for wealth, beauty, power, sex, etc. is at its core a wish for perfect security
dracula: youre right. i say 'i vant to suck your blood' but what i really vant is the impossible dream of permanence in a constantly changing universe, blah
dracula: youre right. i say 'i vant to suck your blood' but what i really vant is the impossible dream of permanence in a constantly changing universe, blah
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
me: every desire, e.g. for wealth, beauty, power, sex, etc. is at its core a wish for perfect security
dracula: youre right. i say 'i vant to suck your blood' but what i really vant is the impossible dream of permanence in a constantly changing universe, blah
dracula: youre right. i say 'i vant to suck your blood' but what i really vant is the impossible dream of permanence in a constantly changing universe, blah
Hey maybe go fuck yourself, I'm not a "problem" to be "solved".
September 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey maybe go fuck yourself, I'm not a "problem" to be "solved".
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up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol
I don't really post anywhere anymore so this is mostly just for catharsis, but we had to let go of this sweet girl today and it feels like a big part of me went with her.
September 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't really post anywhere anymore so this is mostly just for catharsis, but we had to let go of this sweet girl today and it feels like a big part of me went with her.
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PSA for anyone who might be considering buying this you can just go to the park at night and they dont charge you anything to slurp hog
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
PSA for anyone who might be considering buying this you can just go to the park at night and they dont charge you anything to slurp hog
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"You trust the GOVERNMENT more than the free market?" Bitch I trust Henry Lee Lucas more than I trust the free market. The free market exists to crush the working class and beak-feed the mewling ruling class. The solution to this problem is socialized medicine, which is Good, Actually 3/3
July 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"You trust the GOVERNMENT more than the free market?" Bitch I trust Henry Lee Lucas more than I trust the free market. The free market exists to crush the working class and beak-feed the mewling ruling class. The solution to this problem is socialized medicine, which is Good, Actually 3/3
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we must dismantle this and throw everyone involved with creating concentration camps away for a long time
Trump is now taking questions in front of the literal cages that will house migrants in DeSantis's new camp
July 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
we must dismantle this and throw everyone involved with creating concentration camps away for a long time
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When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
June 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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That’s crazy because I hope all three of you drown
June 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That’s crazy because I hope all three of you drown
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As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.
If this is even remotely accurate, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have killed more people in several months than the Iraq war killed in a decade
May 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.
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Being a Mavs fan right now has to be insane. Like you’re 99% happy, but 1% mad that they’re getting away with it?
May 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Being a Mavs fan right now has to be insane. Like you’re 99% happy, but 1% mad that they’re getting away with it?
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BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
May 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
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it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly
May 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly
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i always enjoy a post where half the replies get the joke and half the replies are bewildered by humor
gavin newsom you could be a hero
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
i always enjoy a post where half the replies get the joke and half the replies are bewildered by humor
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I stopped attending Mass regularly in 1995 however I have never formally left the Church nor been excommunicated. the college of cardinals therefore has an opportunity to do something extremely funny. holler at yr boy, Rome
April 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I stopped attending Mass regularly in 1995 however I have never formally left the Church nor been excommunicated. the college of cardinals therefore has an opportunity to do something extremely funny. holler at yr boy, Rome
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RUMEYSA OZTURK KIDNAPPING VIDEO
Here is a video of federal agents detaining Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk Tuesday night.
Rumeysa was abducted as she was heading to meet with friends to break her Ramadan fast.
Here is a video of federal agents detaining Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk Tuesday night.
Rumeysa was abducted as she was heading to meet with friends to break her Ramadan fast.
March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
RUMEYSA OZTURK KIDNAPPING VIDEO
Here is a video of federal agents detaining Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk Tuesday night.
Rumeysa was abducted as she was heading to meet with friends to break her Ramadan fast.
Here is a video of federal agents detaining Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk Tuesday night.
Rumeysa was abducted as she was heading to meet with friends to break her Ramadan fast.
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power to the people and by the people I mean the workers, trans rights now, free palestine, these are in fact winning messages because they are right, say so with your fucking chest /thread
March 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
power to the people and by the people I mean the workers, trans rights now, free palestine, these are in fact winning messages because they are right, say so with your fucking chest /thread
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sure it kinda looks like a shining city upon a hill from far away but that's actually just from spotlights on guard towers reflecting off all the razor wire
March 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sure it kinda looks like a shining city upon a hill from far away but that's actually just from spotlights on guard towers reflecting off all the razor wire
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I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
Elon Musk says "10% of federal expenditures" are due to people having fake Social Security numbers, claiming it is "half a trillion dollars."
March 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world
February 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world
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hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy
February 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy