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Tired, feral etc etc I write sometimes
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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have you seen how crazy they're going for leon kennedy. if you reveal 48 year old milf lara croft you would have the world in your palm
December 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
that happens mostly because they end up winning awards they don't deserve, not because stupid hipsters hate all that is fair and good
I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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It’s not Larian’s fault but it chaps my ass that because they’re Larian they can have a trailer with a full on orgy in it in the middle of the Game Awards and meanwhile adult content in games everywhere else is getting cracked down on left and right.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Born this day in 1884, on Neskuchnoye estate in Ukraine, the marvelous painter Zinaida Serebriakova. After my time, but worth making an exception! Here by herself at the mirror in 1909.
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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thing about graphical realism is that a lot of the games that cynically chase after it don't care enough about the visual language of film they are trying to copy to make the realism actually interesting let alone work in games. something as basic as colour palette and scene framing is a good one
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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here is a frame from pluribus btw
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I just don't think it necessarily deserved all 9 of its awards, and a couple of the wins were downright ridiculous imo.
Ppl that genuinely get mad & annoyed at E33 getting those awards are funny to me. You have a small studio's first game with no day 1 DLCs, no microtransactions. Affordable price, AAA quality and... ... you get mad? There's a standard that could be set right now for the industry, and you're mad. LOL
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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E33 devs are like "we love Final Fantasy and Japanese RPGs"

E33 fans are like:
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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EXPEDITION 33 !!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I love being an idiot dyke.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
sorry this is too easy
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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if he was a vampire and could only come out in the dark he would be daniel night lewis
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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if he was a dog he'd be spaniel day-lewis
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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if he had sex with men he would be daniel gay lewis
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And i kept getting heckled for hating this guy after he went looking for black men to beat up lol
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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J.R.R. Tolkien, literal Butlerian Jihadist
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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What universe was this man living in? I remember that year. It was terrorist everything. "Keep shopping/going to school/buying stocks or the terrorists win." You know what we couldn't say? French fries. (Freedom fries.) Conservative pressure groups tried to get The Two Towers film renamed.
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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sketch vs final

#art #dnd
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey guys when you say alan moore and Ursula K LeGuin hated harry potter before it was cool can you include me in that as well? alan moore, Ursula K LeGuin, and LouLou if it's not too much trouble thanks, guys
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Him and Ursula K. Le Guin, absolute GOAT shit

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
I love that Alan Moore hated JK Rowling and her work before it was cool to do so
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol

We’ve been saying that since day one
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM