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· Nov 19
So, all my #InfoSec people, tell me a funny story that would fit under the title of #MasterBreachTheater. Something you saw that is truly dumb, insane, or just pure happenstance that is hilarious in retrospect. I'll start.
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American University is offering free professional training for fired and furloughed federal workers.
American University offering free training for fired and furloughed federal workers
The Classes Without Quizzes program at American University offers free learning opportunities to laid-off and furloughed federal employees. There are sessions on AI, leadership in times of disruption ...
www.nbcwashington.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
American University is offering free professional training for fired and furloughed federal workers.
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I'm going to hold your hand when I say this.... If you aren't actively calling out shitty misogynistic, racist, homophobic comments in your chat or your friends' chats (even adjacent iffy ones), you are part of the problem.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm going to hold your hand when I say this.... If you aren't actively calling out shitty misogynistic, racist, homophobic comments in your chat or your friends' chats (even adjacent iffy ones), you are part of the problem.
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polling on bombing Iran showed the public very solidly against it and they have put absolutely nothing into selling it besides “lol I’m the president I have bombs isn’t it so cool”
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
polling on bombing Iran showed the public very solidly against it and they have put absolutely nothing into selling it besides “lol I’m the president I have bombs isn’t it so cool”
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
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June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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The best thing protestors and civilians can do regarding the 2/7 Marines is make friends. They absolutely do not want to be on TAD babysitting ice shitheels and it will drive the admin absolutely insane seeing people bringing them street dogs and offering water.
June 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The best thing protestors and civilians can do regarding the 2/7 Marines is make friends. They absolutely do not want to be on TAD babysitting ice shitheels and it will drive the admin absolutely insane seeing people bringing them street dogs and offering water.
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This is on all the Senators who turned a blind eye and voted to confirm. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/h...
Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts
www.nytimes.com
June 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is on all the Senators who turned a blind eye and voted to confirm. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/h...
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Disabled community members aren’t the reason you can’t afford your rent or buy groceries.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
June 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Disabled community members aren’t the reason you can’t afford your rent or buy groceries.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
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Press Secretary Karoline Levitt is hauntingly similar to propagandists I’ve studied from North Korea. I did military intelligence focused on Asia for a quarter of a century. This isn’t exaggeration or speculation. Levitt is North Korea levels of detached from reality.
May 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Press Secretary Karoline Levitt is hauntingly similar to propagandists I’ve studied from North Korea. I did military intelligence focused on Asia for a quarter of a century. This isn’t exaggeration or speculation. Levitt is North Korea levels of detached from reality.
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Wikipedia labors to stay up as tens of millions of dudes look up the U.S. Court of International Trade in order to explain it
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wikipedia labors to stay up as tens of millions of dudes look up the U.S. Court of International Trade in order to explain it
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Also, since I'm chatting about public needs, let me break something a lot of folks believe:
People depending on government assistance programs are not inherently less intelligent, educated, or mature than you. They're often just less lucky than you. They don't need your life experience or lessons.
People depending on government assistance programs are not inherently less intelligent, educated, or mature than you. They're often just less lucky than you. They don't need your life experience or lessons.
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Also, since I'm chatting about public needs, let me break something a lot of folks believe:
People depending on government assistance programs are not inherently less intelligent, educated, or mature than you. They're often just less lucky than you. They don't need your life experience or lessons.
People depending on government assistance programs are not inherently less intelligent, educated, or mature than you. They're often just less lucky than you. They don't need your life experience or lessons.
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Do I have friends in cybersecurity? My brother is fresh out of his bachelors and looking for internships or entry level jobs!
May 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Do I have friends in cybersecurity? My brother is fresh out of his bachelors and looking for internships or entry level jobs!
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They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation.
Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians.
Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.
Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians.
Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.
May 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation.
Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians.
Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.
Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians.
Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.
Honestly, and I can't say this with enough emotion, fuck everything. Just fuck it all.
May 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Honestly, and I can't say this with enough emotion, fuck everything. Just fuck it all.
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UnitedHealth Group Is Under Criminal Investigation for Medicare Fraud
Exclusive | UnitedHealth Group Is Under Criminal Investigation for Possible Medicare Fraud
The company’s stock has declined over its financial performance and the sudden replacement of its CEO.
www.wsj.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
UnitedHealth Group Is Under Criminal Investigation for Medicare Fraud
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is it good that United had to email me about my upcoming flight being like "hey, don't worry, pilots have emergency procedures for if air traffic control goes down"
May 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
is it good that United had to email me about my upcoming flight being like "hey, don't worry, pilots have emergency procedures for if air traffic control goes down"
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If you hate Mondays so much why don’t you eat lasagna about it pal
April 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If you hate Mondays so much why don’t you eat lasagna about it pal
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For some reason, I thought a rewatch of 'Idiocracy' would be funny and make me laugh.
It's too much like real life now. Right down to the crocs.
It's too much like real life now. Right down to the crocs.
April 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
For some reason, I thought a rewatch of 'Idiocracy' would be funny and make me laugh.
It's too much like real life now. Right down to the crocs.
It's too much like real life now. Right down to the crocs.
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THE SOCIAL NETWORK was not harsh enough toward zuck
“‘Mommy, the guy who’s been giving money to our school doesn’t want to give it to us anymore,’” he told her.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
The Zuckerbergs Founded Two Bay Area Schools. Now They’re Closing.
Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Dr. Priscilla Chan, opened the schools to help communities of color. Some families wonder if the shutting of the schools is related to his D.E.I. retrenchment.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
THE SOCIAL NETWORK was not harsh enough toward zuck