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Joe Slowik
@pylos.co
Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too.

Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
Opening my Christmas cards finally and see: “Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.”
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’d like to think kids these days finding vids of the Raw/Attitude era are like northern Italian scholars in the 14th century discovering the Greek classics
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me watching Home Alone on release: “THIS WOULD BE SO COOL”

Me now: “Fukkin North Shore assholes deserve to get robbed #WetBanditsForever
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Merry Christmas

youtu.be/HPdHkHslFIU?...
SABATON - Christmas Truce (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sabaton
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me trying to remember alcohol sale restrictions on Sunday in Chicago/Cook County, coming cross this gem:
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Current status:
a man wearing sunglasses is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m not a big fan of conspiracies and shit, but the ways in which multiple politicians, parties, and organizations (including major media) have at best slow-walked if not outright obstructed reporting on Epstein shit makes me reach for the tinfoil roll in the kitchen drawer.
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheKinksVEVO
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Black markers working overtime over the holiday break!
Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files.

They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Leaning in to Godwin's law
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
As I'll soon be moving on from Silent Push, I'm looking for work. Full-time, part-time, permanent or contract. Most recently, I've been researching APT groups' infrastructure, but I've done a lot of different things in my million years in cyber. A portfolio of sorts: www.lapsedordinary.net
Martijn Grooten – Lapsed Ordinary
www.lapsedordinary.net
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I remember in late 07/early 08 seeing peeps paying for condos and reading about real estate thinking "you know, something seems off - maybe I start looking for a chance" - and ended up having my OSC application for the Navy go through not long after Lehman Bros collapsed.

Getting similar vibes now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Skid Row - Youth Gone Wild (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me on Friday, 19 Dec before everyone fucks off for the holidays:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO17...
Bang the Drum All Day (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Todd Rundgren - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When the IMF and World Bank lead off a major report with a Gramsci quote of all things you know we’re living in interesting times
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Good: Hey we’re not bombing Venezuela!
Bad: JFC a plurality of my fellow citizens voted for… this.
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dafuq is “unclear” or “ambiguous” here???
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
CVE-2025-20393
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m a 40+ year old man with a good job and several advanced degrees, plus the world is on fire right now, and I’m still hung up on that damn Cena final match
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Alice In Chains - We Die Young (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM