Joseph A. #LoveFighters ⚾ 🚩🏴☠️
@darkmatter89.bsky.social
(Unofficial) Baseball Ambassador #LoveFighters
Anarchism and solarpunk are pretty neat.
Pronouns: He/Him | Autism Spectrum #actuallyautistic
Anarchism and solarpunk are pretty neat.
Pronouns: He/Him | Autism Spectrum #actuallyautistic
Welp. My cats are officially in Germany now.
Probably will be 5 years before I have a chance to see them again.
Probably will be 5 years before I have a chance to see them again.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Welp. My cats are officially in Germany now.
Probably will be 5 years before I have a chance to see them again.
Probably will be 5 years before I have a chance to see them again.
Shohei will be in the 2026 WBC.
In other news, water is wet (and so am I).
In other news, water is wet (and so am I).
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shohei will be in the 2026 WBC.
In other news, water is wet (and so am I).
In other news, water is wet (and so am I).
It's not the end of the world, but my EU5 ally just accepted peace far too easily. Sure, we had -20% warscore, but the war was less than a year old, and the enemy's only remaining army had ZERO morale (and I was continually chasing them down).
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's not the end of the world, but my EU5 ally just accepted peace far too easily. Sure, we had -20% warscore, but the war was less than a year old, and the enemy's only remaining army had ZERO morale (and I was continually chasing them down).
Slot in. Slot out.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Slot in. Slot out.
Ah... I see we are still conflating authoritarianism with economic philosophy in this country.
Oops.
Oops.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ah... I see we are still conflating authoritarianism with economic philosophy in this country.
Oops.
Oops.
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Listen I am AWARE that the universal translators are ending all translations with vague threats ok? I am WORKING on it, don’t make me go to work on you too!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Listen I am AWARE that the universal translators are ending all translations with vague threats ok? I am WORKING on it, don’t make me go to work on you too!!
Okay. So, anyway. Release the files.
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Okay. So, anyway. Release the files.
Living life isn't about being right all the time. It's about trying to make our lives' timing just right.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Living life isn't about being right all the time. It's about trying to make our lives' timing just right.
Kazuma Okamoto, with his pulled flyball rates at Fenway... That'd be nuts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Kazuma Okamoto, with his pulled flyball rates at Fenway... That'd be nuts.
I can't put weight on my back (sciatica), so I just did 200 bodyweight squats in a row. I could have done maybe 20-40 more if I really pushed it... But I'd like to be able to walk today and tomorrow. lol
Apparently, that's 96th percentile for my weight. strengthlevel.com
Apparently, that's 96th percentile for my weight. strengthlevel.com
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November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I can't put weight on my back (sciatica), so I just did 200 bodyweight squats in a row. I could have done maybe 20-40 more if I really pushed it... But I'd like to be able to walk today and tomorrow. lol
Apparently, that's 96th percentile for my weight. strengthlevel.com
Apparently, that's 96th percentile for my weight. strengthlevel.com
Stories From The Old Days
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November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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The concept of land ownership is the greatest evil mankind invented and should be abolished immediately.
Teaching a man to fish doesn't feed him at all if the lake is gated and the state can do violence against him for fishing.
Teaching a man to fish doesn't feed him at all if the lake is gated and the state can do violence against him for fishing.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The concept of land ownership is the greatest evil mankind invented and should be abolished immediately.
Teaching a man to fish doesn't feed him at all if the lake is gated and the state can do violence against him for fishing.
Teaching a man to fish doesn't feed him at all if the lake is gated and the state can do violence against him for fishing.
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EYYYYYYYY whossa say who mixed up the transportah settings and the mafia holoprogram huh? Cause the mafia don’t even exist, capisce? Fuggeddaboudid
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
EYYYYYYYY whossa say who mixed up the transportah settings and the mafia holoprogram huh? Cause the mafia don’t even exist, capisce? Fuggeddaboudid
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Nonsense Ensign! I’ve repaired the universal translators and they’re working perfectly! It took me all night but I BATHED IN MILK and that was the issue!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nonsense Ensign! I’ve repaired the universal translators and they’re working perfectly! It took me all night but I BATHED IN MILK and that was the issue!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
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But thanks to pitch tracking technology, anyone who's watched an MLB broadcast in the past decade is used to seeing the 2D representation of the strike zone rectangle, giving live feedback of whether anything is "actually" a ball or strike.
Or does it? This robot strike zone is lying to you!
Or does it? This robot strike zone is lying to you!
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
But thanks to pitch tracking technology, anyone who's watched an MLB broadcast in the past decade is used to seeing the 2D representation of the strike zone rectangle, giving live feedback of whether anything is "actually" a ball or strike.
Or does it? This robot strike zone is lying to you!
Or does it? This robot strike zone is lying to you!
Act small, dream big.
One smile can build more bridges in a day than one could ever burn in an entire lifetime.
One smile can build more bridges in a day than one could ever burn in an entire lifetime.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Act small, dream big.
One smile can build more bridges in a day than one could ever burn in an entire lifetime.
One smile can build more bridges in a day than one could ever burn in an entire lifetime.
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THE REPLICATORS ARE PLUMMETING THE PROMENADE WITH PUMPKIN PIES
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE PLUMMETING THE PROMENADE WITH PUMPKIN PIES
Is there a game that lets you design and engineer your own trains? That'd be neat.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is there a game that lets you design and engineer your own trains? That'd be neat.
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Welcome back to TUBE TALK, with me, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien.
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Welcome back to TUBE TALK, with me, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien.
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
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Three of the top 15 cWPA moments of all time in the same game and it doesn’t even capture the margins *within* the plays. IKF 6 inches away from being safe. Pages running Kiké over. Vlad’s defense and Seranthony’s toe taps to end the 10th. Just crazy.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Three of the top 15 cWPA moments of all time in the same game and it doesn’t even capture the margins *within* the plays. IKF 6 inches away from being safe. Pages running Kiké over. Vlad’s defense and Seranthony’s toe taps to end the 10th. Just crazy.
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BBBUURRRRPH wow excuse me Ensign, Quark’s new “Seven Of Salsa” breakfast burrito special is BLLUURRRP actin’ up on me! WELP now that we’ve had our coffee let’s climb single file into this crawlspace and get to work! FOLLOW ME!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
BBBUURRRRPH wow excuse me Ensign, Quark’s new “Seven Of Salsa” breakfast burrito special is BLLUURRRP actin’ up on me! WELP now that we’ve had our coffee let’s climb single file into this crawlspace and get to work! FOLLOW ME!!
Also I can say with compete confidence that yes, the Blue Jays are way better than the Yankees.
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Also I can say with compete confidence that yes, the Blue Jays are way better than the Yankees.
Dodgers already got Yamamoto's value out of his contract in just 2 years.
Bargain.
Bargain.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Dodgers already got Yamamoto's value out of his contract in just 2 years.
Bargain.
Bargain.
Blue Jays. We won't forget your effort. You were incredible. If you bring even a fraction of the fight you showed this World Series, you'll be back next year. Be proud. And thank you. 🙏
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Blue Jays. We won't forget your effort. You were incredible. If you bring even a fraction of the fight you showed this World Series, you'll be back next year. Be proud. And thank you. 🙏
Also, kudos to Mookie for that double play to end it. Considering the magnitude of the moment, he executed that double play perfectly.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Also, kudos to Mookie for that double play to end it. Considering the magnitude of the moment, he executed that double play perfectly.