Joseph A. #LoveFighters ⚾ 🚩🏴☠️
@darkmatter89.bsky.social
(Unofficial) Baseball Ambassador #LoveFighters
Anarchism and solarpunk are pretty neat.
Pronouns: He/Him | Autism Spectrum #actuallyautistic
Anarchism and solarpunk are pretty neat.
Pronouns: He/Him | Autism Spectrum #actuallyautistic
Time to pull out this card on the Hawks #LoveFighters
October 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Time to pull out this card on the Hawks #LoveFighters
Badass car list
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Badass car list
Now you know the feeling. Welcome to the suffering club! 🙂↕️
(Glad you had a lovely time!!! ♥)
(Glad you had a lovely time!!! ♥)
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Now you know the feeling. Welcome to the suffering club! 🙂↕️
(Glad you had a lovely time!!! ♥)
(Glad you had a lovely time!!! ♥)
Saw a kitty today.
Day instantly improved.
Day instantly improved.
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Saw a kitty today.
Day instantly improved.
Day instantly improved.
My MLB stadium tier list.
Shame about Camden Yards. I'd have put it in legendary if they didn't butcher the LF wall.
Shame about Camden Yards. I'd have put it in legendary if they didn't butcher the LF wall.
October 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My MLB stadium tier list.
Shame about Camden Yards. I'd have put it in legendary if they didn't butcher the LF wall.
Shame about Camden Yards. I'd have put it in legendary if they didn't butcher the LF wall.
New profile pic!
(It's from last year - and yes, I still miss Japan)
(It's from last year - and yes, I still miss Japan)
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
New profile pic!
(It's from last year - and yes, I still miss Japan)
(It's from last year - and yes, I still miss Japan)
Me when my hilarious tweets get no likes:
Kiteo, his hole closed.
Kiteo, his hole closed.
August 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me when my hilarious tweets get no likes:
Kiteo, his hole closed.
Kiteo, his hole closed.
Shaka, when the balls swelled.
August 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Shaka, when the balls swelled.
Temba, their cheeks wide.
August 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Temba, their cheeks wide.
Damn, I'm lucky. 😭
July 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Damn, I'm lucky. 😭
Who won between MLB's and NPB's All-Star game?...
NPB wins again!
NPB wins again!
July 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Who won between MLB's and NPB's All-Star game?...
NPB wins again!
NPB wins again!
My latest SSI denial letter. Did a real human even look at my case? [Thread and may delete later]
1. WHAT work history? I've never had a job. Moreover, I was on SSI before and was only kicked off because I was stuck out of the country during the pandemic for 3 years.
1. WHAT work history? I've never had a job. Moreover, I was on SSI before and was only kicked off because I was stuck out of the country during the pandemic for 3 years.
July 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My latest SSI denial letter. Did a real human even look at my case? [Thread and may delete later]
1. WHAT work history? I've never had a job. Moreover, I was on SSI before and was only kicked off because I was stuck out of the country during the pandemic for 3 years.
1. WHAT work history? I've never had a job. Moreover, I was on SSI before and was only kicked off because I was stuck out of the country during the pandemic for 3 years.
It's a baseball thing.
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's a baseball thing.
300 swings put in today. ⚾💪
May 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
300 swings put in today. ⚾💪
What cutie are you taking for a cruise? 👉👈🥺
(Mazda R360, Honda S600, Suzuki Mighty Boy, and the Daihatsu Copen)
(Mazda R360, Honda S600, Suzuki Mighty Boy, and the Daihatsu Copen)
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What cutie are you taking for a cruise? 👉👈🥺
(Mazda R360, Honda S600, Suzuki Mighty Boy, and the Daihatsu Copen)
(Mazda R360, Honda S600, Suzuki Mighty Boy, and the Daihatsu Copen)
lyrics are my passion
![WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES
@darkmatter89
Was riding my bike naked as a joke
When suddenly my penis caught in the wheel spoke
There it was spinnin' round and round
That's when my asshole honked just like a clown
[Clown-horn honk]
So I fell off my bike too damn fast
Left a different skid mark by the seat my ass
Sliding in a split as fast as I can
Just like my hero Jean-Claude Van Damme
I dial up the ambulance 'cause I'm starting to bleed
They roll up next to me while I'm still streaking
Now I'm on the stretcher, and they close the door
But my knobs still one with the bike sliding on the floor
They hook me up on all the drugs with no fuss
Start applying resuscitation on my bleeding anus
In a delirium - this next lyric won't make sense
Ha - ha hoo hee!... boiling pants
I get to the ER, and they are in a panic
‘Cause for no reason my ass is speaking Spanish
My ass starts to flap, “¿Hablas Español?”
Tired of my shit - they remove my hole
My annoying ass was such a distraction
They forgot all about the main attraction
A team of doctors take a trip on my dick
Like Katamari Damacy - they’re now part of it
Never before had they seen such a calamity
“Congratulations - you’ve named a new disease.”
So now it is spreading round and round
Can’t keep it contained, the ‘Disease of the Clown’
So I’m now all patched up and ready to leave
With my doctor-full ‘sleeve’ draggin’ down the street
A crowd starts to gather for the 69th Wonder
They begin to trample it to make it even longer
There's a craze for some fireworks in the sky
So I burst my ballsack from the grip of my thighs
With my balls gone in spectacular fashion
Can’t ever complain they never gave satisfaction
Let’s celebrate with a hop - and be sure to clap
As I hum a humble tune out of my hollowed out ass
My dick now long enough to play world jump rope
So careful saying ‘lay it down’ - it won't be a joke](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zubi7c5l67my2yx3jnub6grr/bafkreibrnlnrggqxkhyaqhnxypni34eisn6unkjsxuqbyybur46t35o3ym@jpeg)
April 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
lyrics are my passion
A deeper look into the Chunichi Dragons run scoring problem... 60% of their games thus far have them scoring 1 run or less - and only once have they scored 5 runs or more. #NPBeng
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A deeper look into the Chunichi Dragons run scoring problem... 60% of their games thus far have them scoring 1 run or less - and only once have they scored 5 runs or more. #NPBeng
After my long search, I finally found super reliable espresso beans via Fazenda's Guatemala La Flor Del Café.
Not going to 'wow' you, but it will leave an impression on how it does what it's supposed to VERY well.
Score range:
Lowest score: 8/10
Highest score: 9/10
Not going to 'wow' you, but it will leave an impression on how it does what it's supposed to VERY well.
Score range:
Lowest score: 8/10
Highest score: 9/10
April 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
After my long search, I finally found super reliable espresso beans via Fazenda's Guatemala La Flor Del Café.
Not going to 'wow' you, but it will leave an impression on how it does what it's supposed to VERY well.
Score range:
Lowest score: 8/10
Highest score: 9/10
Not going to 'wow' you, but it will leave an impression on how it does what it's supposed to VERY well.
Score range:
Lowest score: 8/10
Highest score: 9/10
Baseball is the most humane sport. It prepares you best for not just yearly disappointment, but minute-to-minute disappointment.
Thank you for the humble lesson, #Baseball. 🙏
Thank you for the humble lesson, #Baseball. 🙏
April 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Baseball is the most humane sport. It prepares you best for not just yearly disappointment, but minute-to-minute disappointment.
Thank you for the humble lesson, #Baseball. 🙏
Thank you for the humble lesson, #Baseball. 🙏