Danyal Dhondy
danyaldhondy.bsky.social
Danyal Dhondy
@danyaldhondy.bsky.social
Composer and musician with an unhealthy interest in the macabre depths of UK/US politics. Mostly tweeting snark about the Tories. Also dabbles in programming.
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”

This was their response:
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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SHAKESPEARE: to be or not to be, that is the question

SCHRÖDINGER: see this guy gets it
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Ketamine Kampf.
January 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wonder how many other high-achieving schools this applies to. A culture of ‘discipline’, and outstanding results at all costs, has led some establishments to lose sight of their kids’ welfare.
Over the last few weeks there have been reports regarding the Mossbourne Federation schools in Hackney. Reports from teachers, from ex-pupils and from parents. All talk about an atmosphere of fear, which teachers say was created deliberately and that they were told was justified educationally. 1/
December 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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I visited a school recently which had SLANT posters up. I asked about it. The teacher was casual. ‘It’s just behaviours to help learning’. Behaviours to help students say engaged, says one school website. Another school says that using SLANT helps students to ensure they are focused on learning.1/
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I DESERVE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA
December 5, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
December 2, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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How to Eat Fruits

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November 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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The Washington Post reports that Michael Anton and Sebastian Gorka had a falling out over who should receive credit for writing Trump's speeches. This is incorrect. In this thread, I will tell you the real reason why Anton dislikes Gorka. 🧵
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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So in talking to to folks about the Gaetz withdrawal, I discovered that the reason it didn’t make them feel more optimistic about our chances of blocking the other nominees is that they literally do not know how it happened.
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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While I was on parole, a cop tried to force me into giving up the names of three drug dealers in exchange for not taking me to jail on bogus charges.

A thread.
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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An observation my father made after visiting me in prison for a few years: cops are the only profession that gets ultimate authority over other human beings without ever having to earn it. They don't have to learn how to communicate, how to manage people, how to settle disputes.

A thread.
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 AM
fixed it
November 17, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The lettuce is famous in Germany
November 17, 2024 at 12:53 PM
CW: wordle tactics
The wordlebot managed Tuesday's wordle in 3. Doesn't look so impressive on first glance. 3 greens on the first try... surely getting it in 2 was possible...?
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 PM