Dan Coyote
@dantecoyote.bsky.social
I hate all your terms for everything I am.
Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.
Will block AI slop.
Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.
Will block AI slop.
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Surprised I haven't already posted this @b3ta.com contribution. One of the lost images used the same technique as this to create something truly horrifyic. More in the alt text.
Thinking of leaving a warning to the octopodes to stop before developing AI.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thinking of leaving a warning to the octopodes to stop before developing AI.
Recently referred to two people called Chris in the same way as you would misters (ie Chrises and then their surnames) and I think it should be a thing, or more of a thing if it is already a thing.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Recently referred to two people called Chris in the same way as you would misters (ie Chrises and then their surnames) and I think it should be a thing, or more of a thing if it is already a thing.
The amazing thing* about trump is he cosies up with people who then know all his dodgy stuff and then falls out with them.
*Not all that surprising
*Not all that surprising
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The amazing thing* about trump is he cosies up with people who then know all his dodgy stuff and then falls out with them.
*Not all that surprising
*Not all that surprising
Can of Erdinger, is it?
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can of Erdinger, is it?
What's the deal with Epstein putting spaces in all his links?
Must have been infuriating for every receiving them.
Must have been infuriating for every receiving them.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
What's the deal with Epstein putting spaces in all his links?
Must have been infuriating for every receiving them.
Must have been infuriating for every receiving them.
Martian Scorcese.
Very nice.
Very nice.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Martian Scorcese.
Very nice.
Very nice.
The fervour they got into over the secret paedophiles running the world, and it was them all along!?
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The fervour they got into over the secret paedophiles running the world, and it was them all along!?
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really need these clouds to fuck off
Watch Out For Aurorae Tonight – The Strongest Solar Flare Of 2025 So Far Just Erupted From The Sun
The show may even be visible in California.
www.iflscience.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
really need these clouds to fuck off
Noticing the similarity between Andy Murray and Armando Iannucci's accents.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Noticing the similarity between Andy Murray and Armando Iannucci's accents.
Couldn't sleep last night. If only I'd have looked at my phone and seen the notification about the aurora...
I'll console myself that it, as ever, was probably too cloudy to see anything.
I'll console myself that it, as ever, was probably too cloudy to see anything.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Couldn't sleep last night. If only I'd have looked at my phone and seen the notification about the aurora...
I'll console myself that it, as ever, was probably too cloudy to see anything.
I'll console myself that it, as ever, was probably too cloudy to see anything.
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🧵On our revelations today about the BBC Coup and the Prescott Dossier.
The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
'BBC Bias' Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants
The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President
bylinetimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🧵On our revelations today about the BBC Coup and the Prescott Dossier.
The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
Have an EV but no drive. I'm already paying between 3-6p per mile in VAT.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Have an EV but no drive. I'm already paying between 3-6p per mile in VAT.
BBC edits incoherent Trump speech to reflect exact intent of speech.
Trump furious, allege BBC.
Trump furious, allege BBC.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
BBC edits incoherent Trump speech to reflect exact intent of speech.
Trump furious, allege BBC.
Trump furious, allege BBC.
Tennis is rubbish which explains why the Wombles are banned from Wimbledon.
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tennis is rubbish which explains why the Wombles are banned from Wimbledon.
I like to imagine every odd decision Johnson made was a distraction from something related with varying degrees of success.
We know his making buses were an attempt to change search results away from his £350m per week NHS vote leave promise.
But what others did get by?
We know his making buses were an attempt to change search results away from his £350m per week NHS vote leave promise.
But what others did get by?
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I like to imagine every odd decision Johnson made was a distraction from something related with varying degrees of success.
We know his making buses were an attempt to change search results away from his £350m per week NHS vote leave promise.
But what others did get by?
We know his making buses were an attempt to change search results away from his £350m per week NHS vote leave promise.
But what others did get by?
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November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Great thread. I've been thinking about writing something on this, especially the, ignored by the racists, tokenism aspect of inclusion Channel 4 themselves highlighted.
Let’s take a look at the whole “there are too many black people on TV” thing, shall we?
After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.
Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨
🧵
1/22
After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.
Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨
🧵
1/22
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Great thread. I've been thinking about writing something on this, especially the, ignored by the racists, tokenism aspect of inclusion Channel 4 themselves highlighted.
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House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
Sometimes I curse having quick reactions. Trying to catch a falling knife for example.
Yesterday was a new one. Something fell from the bin as I was taking it out in the dark. Wet furry pencil case? Nope. Live rat.
Yesterday was a new one. Something fell from the bin as I was taking it out in the dark. Wet furry pencil case? Nope. Live rat.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sometimes I curse having quick reactions. Trying to catch a falling knife for example.
Yesterday was a new one. Something fell from the bin as I was taking it out in the dark. Wet furry pencil case? Nope. Live rat.
Yesterday was a new one. Something fell from the bin as I was taking it out in the dark. Wet furry pencil case? Nope. Live rat.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Footballer not wearing a poppy getting crap for presumably sticking to playing football too much.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Footballer not wearing a poppy getting crap for presumably sticking to playing football too much.
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I’d never heard of the Ottery St Mary Tar Barrels before moving to Devon. Went to see it one year, it’s a spectacular, slightly worrying and potentially dangerous sight! This year it is being streamed live on the BBC iPlayer 😊👇
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ottery St Mary Tar Barrels: 'Not much can prepare you'
Up to 20,000 spectators expected to watch people carrying flaming barrels through the town.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I’d never heard of the Ottery St Mary Tar Barrels before moving to Devon. Went to see it one year, it’s a spectacular, slightly worrying and potentially dangerous sight! This year it is being streamed live on the BBC iPlayer 😊👇
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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My god that must be a hot ladder.
January 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My god that must be a hot ladder.