Perhaps try to understand the post you're replying to.

Removing hair would improve speed, if you're swimming for exercise you probably want more drag.

I suggest a huge wig and a ball gown.

What costumes are we wearing? Christmas jumpers and paper crowns..?

Apparently, Clint Eastwood was unusual in that he wouldn't blink when firing a gun.

I, however, would involuntarily blink when the drummer in my band hit his snare drum.

We did a version of it in my punk covers band. With the higher tempo we shaved around 30 seconds off it.

Lorry, lorry.
Truck, van.

When I became a parent I realised I needed to cement my own vehicular taxonomy.

The whole poem, Walking in a Meadows Greene, is worth the read.

I was curious to see the etymology of the word cum or use of come to mean orgasm.

It is speculated that it might come from the phrase 'to come off' with this delightful line from around 1650 as an example .

then off he came & blusht for shame
soe soone that he had endit;

They don't deserve to have days off named after then.

Call them something else and bankers have to work.

I think you're right.

Bond 3007.

Sci-fi Bond.

Is this still the same guy!?

Sounds like a Blur song, only crapper.

Glad the use of 'trap' is widespread.

Early reports suggest the unsinkable x,com has struck an iceberg... lettuce.