Dan Coyote
banner
dantecoyote.bsky.social
Dan Coyote
@dantecoyote.bsky.social
I hate all your terms for everything I am.

Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.

Will block AI slop.
Perhaps try to understand the post you're replying to.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Removing hair would improve speed, if you're swimming for exercise you probably want more drag.

I suggest a huge wig and a ball gown.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
What costumes are we wearing? Christmas jumpers and paper crowns..?
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Apparently, Clint Eastwood was unusual in that he wouldn't blink when firing a gun.

I, however, would involuntarily blink when the drummer in my band hit his snare drum.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
We did a version of it in my punk covers band. With the higher tempo we shaved around 30 seconds off it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Lorry, lorry.
Truck, van.

When I became a parent I realised I needed to cement my own vehicular taxonomy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The whole poem, Walking in a Meadows Greene, is worth the read.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I was curious to see the etymology of the word cum or use of come to mean orgasm.

It is speculated that it might come from the phrase 'to come off' with this delightful line from around 1650 as an example .

then off he came & blusht for shame
soe soone that he had endit;
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They don't deserve to have days off named after then.

Call them something else and bankers have to work.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think you're right.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bond 3007.

Sci-fi Bond.

Is this still the same guy!?
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sounds like a Blur song, only crapper.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Glad the use of 'trap' is widespread.
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Early reports suggest the unsinkable x,com has struck an iceberg... lettuce.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM