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it sucks when you hear something like this and you immediately know it’s gonna be a sound alert on the gooffkings and in like a month you’ll know every word of it by heart
Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
August 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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imagine it was your dad that threw a can of beans at superman
July 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
July 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I have been thinking about a lot lately how Jack Warner, whose desk and office David Zaslav uses, was the most bullying, cruel, domineering, & sadistic of all of Old Hollywood's studio bosses (no small feat) & is still preferable to Zaslav. Perhaps I shall write a thread on this matter ..
The entirety of ‘Looney Tunes’ has been removed from Max.
March 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Did you know Gene Hackman was not nominated for an Oscar for The Royal Tenenbaums. Something to consider any time you find yourself giving that celeb love fest too much attention or credence or whatever
February 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
wednesday vibes #waltermemes #dunhamfan
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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the super bowl commercials and to a lesser extent, the game itself, always remind me that this country produces nothing of value and everyone in it is shit. although i could go for some nerds gummy clusters. that confection feels like a winning combination of two awesome tastes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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(waking up the morning after the song calling me a pedophile won 450 awards) Well i tell you what i might want two cups of coffee today haha
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
matthew mcconaughey in interstellar, surfing the big wave: “hang ten… years!!!”
December 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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can't wait to see you again, brian
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
um i did NOT have ‘peep this out goes fascist’ on my 2022 bingo card
August 20, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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godzilla has been eating hella entenmanns
May 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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Att thee jouste, watcheing with mine wyfe, thinking, that I coulde receive pleafure from her fine hand with none the wiser, I cut a low hole into mine box of puffed bread, only for her to reach in and, not knowing, pluck mine penif from its base like a turnip, and bite it, taking from me my penif
February 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
very important thread
On March 22nd, 2023, Joseph Hernandez - better known as Joey from “Joey’s World Tour” - announced that he would soon be releasing his most important food review video yet: a mysterious item known only as “The Colossus.” It is now February 23rd, 2024, and Joey has not yet released the Colossus video.
February 24, 2024 at 4:54 PM
he’s gonna eat the menu
January 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
rip
September 2, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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LETO ATREIDES: (gesturing to a Calvin Peeing sticker) When one loves, one gives freely and receives the same. The boy gives his water so that the Ford Company may thrive. For generations these values have held true.
PAUL ATREIDES: Water may be given and received through love... freely...
September 2, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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godzilla could easily escape the wheel of samsara if he wanted to but he loves smashing stuff too much
August 27, 2023 at 2:52 AM