I don’t want to be crude, but i’d crawl over a mile of broken class just to hear the woman fart through a walkie talkie
#romance
#romance
I just read this and immediately thought of you @dannygav.bsky.social 🤔😅. Even though you are now taken obvs....
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I don’t want to be crude, but i’d crawl over a mile of broken class just to hear the woman fart through a walkie talkie
#romance
#romance
A truly remarkable woman
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview in March 2025 with the understanding it would only be released after her death.
This is her final message from it.
This is her final message from it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A truly remarkable woman
Can’t even enjoy a wank and a snack anymore.
Games gone
Games gone
I heard that @dannygav.bsky.social went to the Doctors because his knob had turned orange.
Turned out it was due to him watching porn while eating Wotsits
Turned out it was due to him watching porn while eating Wotsits
I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Can’t even enjoy a wank and a snack anymore.
Games gone
Games gone
I was called an arrogant fuckwit earlier.
I thought fuckwit was a bit strong.
I thought fuckwit was a bit strong.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was called an arrogant fuckwit earlier.
I thought fuckwit was a bit strong.
I thought fuckwit was a bit strong.
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on saying “alright mate”
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on smiling at strangers
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on hugging your nan
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on saying “alright mate”
I did Nazi this coming
Tip for the Labour Party. If you have to clarify asylum seekers’ wedding rings won’t be seized, your policy is horrific. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Asylum seekers’ jewellery could be seized to pay for processing costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of people seeking asylum in UK
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I did Nazi this coming
6-2, 3-6.
The battle for supremacy continues
The battle for supremacy continues
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
6-2, 3-6.
The battle for supremacy continues
The battle for supremacy continues
Genuinely embarrassed that I voted for these cunts
Government to ramp up deportations by overriding ECHR in fresh immigration crackdown
I would never have believed we would see a headline like this under a Labour government
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
I would never have believed we would see a headline like this under a Labour government
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Labour to ramp up deportations by overriding ECHR
Home secretary will attempt to change way ECHR is interpreted by UK judges – as critics hit out over proposals
www.independent.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Genuinely embarrassed that I voted for these cunts
All will fall before the bat of justice.
Also, good morning
Also, good morning
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
All will fall before the bat of justice.
Also, good morning
Also, good morning
Found my bag of stick on google eyes. Let the fun commence
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Found my bag of stick on google eyes. Let the fun commence
Had a falling out with one of the fellow football dads today. There’s only so much reform crap and racism I can listen to before you get a “shut up and fuck off away from me you thick cunt”
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Had a falling out with one of the fellow football dads today. There’s only so much reform crap and racism I can listen to before you get a “shut up and fuck off away from me you thick cunt”
Up the Brentwood U12 Tigresses
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Up the Brentwood U12 Tigresses
1. History
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
List 10 random things that you like.
1. The smell of tar
2. A frosty morning.
3. Dark chocolate.
4.Cornichons.
5. Dierama Pulcherimum.
6. A western boot.
7. Toe rings in summer.
8. Skinny dipping
9. Dancing with friends.
10. Bit of Sibelius.
1. The smell of tar
2. A frosty morning.
3. Dark chocolate.
4.Cornichons.
5. Dierama Pulcherimum.
6. A western boot.
7. Toe rings in summer.
8. Skinny dipping
9. Dancing with friends.
10. Bit of Sibelius.
Get to know your mutuals
List ten random things you like:
1. Moonlit skies full of clouds
2. Homemade pizza
3. Warm rain
4. Sand dunes
5. Dancing when a tune just transports you
6. Being in the moment
7. Smiles
8. Kingfishers
9. Chocolate
10. Wordplay
List ten random things you like:
1. Moonlit skies full of clouds
2. Homemade pizza
3. Warm rain
4. Sand dunes
5. Dancing when a tune just transports you
6. Being in the moment
7. Smiles
8. Kingfishers
9. Chocolate
10. Wordplay
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
1. History
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
What a terrible day to be Scottish
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What a terrible day to be Scottish
I've been buying secondhand clothes online since the start of this year but only recently realised what I look forward to most is sniffing the clothes. I have no interest in the person who posted it but there's definitely something going on. I love it *huffs new hoodie*
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by DannyGav
Reserved table. Absolute Tory behaviour
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reserved table. Absolute Tory behaviour
Blimey, who’s chopping onions?
I still remember how bad a state every single one of these dogs were in when I found them in various bad situations in Thailand.
This was a surprise from the @happydoggo.com team. Talk about emotional just 3 hours before the Marathon!
This was a surprise from the @happydoggo.com team. Talk about emotional just 3 hours before the Marathon!
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Blimey, who’s chopping onions?
I’ll see you in 7 hours
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ll see you in 7 hours
Back by popular demand
Name the World Famous™️ dish
Name the World Famous™️ dish
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Back by popular demand
Name the World Famous™️ dish
Name the World Famous™️ dish
Anything by David Bowie
Name an over played Song.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Anything by David Bowie
I loathe this fucking country a little more each day.
A backward shit hole full of inbred thick cunts
A backward shit hole full of inbred thick cunts
This is as bad as anything proposed by Reform.
Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I loathe this fucking country a little more each day.
A backward shit hole full of inbred thick cunts
A backward shit hole full of inbred thick cunts
Terrible to see the flooding in Wales.
Apparently it’s caused up to £3.27 worth of damage.
Apparently it’s caused up to £3.27 worth of damage.
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Terrible to see the flooding in Wales.
Apparently it’s caused up to £3.27 worth of damage.
Apparently it’s caused up to £3.27 worth of damage.
Pretty tame fess until you realise that it’s all going up the shitpipe
Meant to be going out for dinner with my wife tonight but she's ill and has gone to bed. I've been to the local Co-Op and bought myself a large sausage roll and a tub of ice cream. Secretly, I'm delighted.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Pretty tame fess until you realise that it’s all going up the shitpipe
Sad day for anyone called Kieron
Every friendship group has that one dickhead who thinks they're funny but they're really not. And if you can't think of anyone in your group that this description applies to, then it's you.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sad day for anyone called Kieron