Kieron ☘️
@kieronocall.bsky.social
Full time Dad - Still learning on the job.
“If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything'' -
Mark Twain
#Autismawareness
“If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything'' -
Mark Twain
#Autismawareness
Pinned
I heard that @dannygav.bsky.social went to the Doctors because his knob had turned orange.
Turned out it was due to him watching porn while eating Wotsits
Turned out it was due to him watching porn while eating Wotsits
I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I heard that @dannygav.bsky.social went to the Doctors because his knob had turned orange.
Turned out it was due to him watching porn while eating Wotsits
Turned out it was due to him watching porn while eating Wotsits
I really dislike Kemi Badenoch.
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I really dislike Kemi Badenoch.
What on earth have we as a nation become 😔
History will look back on these times as a low point.
History will look back on these times as a low point.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What on earth have we as a nation become 😔
History will look back on these times as a low point.
History will look back on these times as a low point.
Best seat in the house
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Best seat in the house
There’s a good reason I don’t really fancy eating haggis
Including the sheep's tongue in the mix makes for a superior haggis.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There’s a good reason I don’t really fancy eating haggis
Yeah ok, Blame the dogs…
My week has started well. Got up and cleaned 2 huge piles of diarrhoea from a pale beige carpet in one room and 2 piles of vomit in another. And I don’t know which dog is ill.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Yeah ok, Blame the dogs…
1 - Sunshine
2 - Being appreciated
3 - Guinness
4 - Clean Bathrooms
5 - Kind People
6 - My own space
7 - True Crime podcasts/documentaries
8 - Irish Humour
9 - Twiglets
10 - Honesty
2 - Being appreciated
3 - Guinness
4 - Clean Bathrooms
5 - Kind People
6 - My own space
7 - True Crime podcasts/documentaries
8 - Irish Humour
9 - Twiglets
10 - Honesty
1. History
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
List 10 random things that you like.
1. The smell of tar
2. A frosty morning.
3. Dark chocolate.
4.Cornichons.
5. Dierama Pulcherimum.
6. A western boot.
7. Toe rings in summer.
8. Skinny dipping
9. Dancing with friends.
10. Bit of Sibelius.
1. The smell of tar
2. A frosty morning.
3. Dark chocolate.
4.Cornichons.
5. Dierama Pulcherimum.
6. A western boot.
7. Toe rings in summer.
8. Skinny dipping
9. Dancing with friends.
10. Bit of Sibelius.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
1 - Sunshine
2 - Being appreciated
3 - Guinness
4 - Clean Bathrooms
5 - Kind People
6 - My own space
7 - True Crime podcasts/documentaries
8 - Irish Humour
9 - Twiglets
10 - Honesty
2 - Being appreciated
3 - Guinness
4 - Clean Bathrooms
5 - Kind People
6 - My own space
7 - True Crime podcasts/documentaries
8 - Irish Humour
9 - Twiglets
10 - Honesty
I’d argue to toss on this.
Separated and divorced men often find another woman to live with quickly because they are in shock about how hard life is when they haven't got a wife doing everything for them. Divorced women usually find life easier without the extra load.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’d argue to toss on this.
I remember when you told me about this @dannygav.bsky.social
First time a girl went down on me, before she started we caught eye contact & I waved
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I remember when you told me about this @dannygav.bsky.social
Spot on this is tbf
Language matters. Asylum seekers live in appalling conditions but the buildings are described as "hotels". Members of the Royal family live a life of luxury and privilege but their homes are often called "cottage" or "lodge". Why not just describe things accurately?
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Spot on this is tbf
It’s that time of year where people who never donate to any kind of charity whatsoever, declare on Social Media
“I refuse to donate to Children In Need”
Yeah, we know, you tell us every fkn year…
“I refuse to donate to Children In Need”
Yeah, we know, you tell us every fkn year…
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s that time of year where people who never donate to any kind of charity whatsoever, declare on Social Media
“I refuse to donate to Children In Need”
Yeah, we know, you tell us every fkn year…
“I refuse to donate to Children In Need”
Yeah, we know, you tell us every fkn year…
The earth moved for Mrs O this morning
We’ve just a small earthquake! The first I’ve ever felt for myself here (usually asleep 😂). Only 4.6 but it was a really strange feeling.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The earth moved for Mrs O this morning
Reposted by Kieron ☘️
Thread 🧵 | My Experience with Bullying
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thread 🧵 | My Experience with Bullying
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
Villa sitting in 6th after our horrendous start to the season.
Lovely 🥰
Lovely 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Villa sitting in 6th after our horrendous start to the season.
Lovely 🥰
Lovely 🥰
I’ve never been called “Insanely good in bed” so this definitely can’t be about me
I love my partner so much but I'm so angry at them for letting themselves go. They're my best friend and insanely good in bed, I just wish the descent into being an overweight slob would stop. I feel myself recoil in disgust sometimes and it breaks my heart.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’ve never been called “Insanely good in bed” so this definitely can’t be about me
Men
Stop dying your beards
Stop dying your beards
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Men
Stop dying your beards
Stop dying your beards
This is just obscene 😳
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders www.bbc.com/news/article...
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders www.bbc.com/news/article...
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders
The richest man in the world will get hundreds of millions of new shares if he hits his targets.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is just obscene 😳
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders www.bbc.com/news/article...
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders www.bbc.com/news/article...
Villa fans singing “Shall we sing a song for you” 😂
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Villa fans singing “Shall we sing a song for you” 😂
These people get to vote.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
George Carlin
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
These people get to vote.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
George Carlin
Just saw someone drive through a dropped tin of paint on the car park.
They got out, realised what a fkn mess they’d made of their car, got back in & drove off 😬
They got out, realised what a fkn mess they’d made of their car, got back in & drove off 😬
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just saw someone drive through a dropped tin of paint on the car park.
They got out, realised what a fkn mess they’d made of their car, got back in & drove off 😬
They got out, realised what a fkn mess they’d made of their car, got back in & drove off 😬