dan m
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dan m
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i wish my band had a seamstress
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Arrest them
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Axe + Mayo + Hockey, the Minnesota Way
Gophers 24-7 over the Badgers
Gophers 24-10 over VT for the Mayo
Gopher Hockey 25-11 this season, plus fees

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April 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Libraries are the best thing about society. I will not be taking questions at this time.
This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.
November 27, 2024 at 1:12 AM
My favorite article of all time turns 10 today

clickhole.com/which-one-of...
Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You? - ClickHole
I’ve got some shit boys. My huge beautiful wife gave me children who think and speak like the toilet. I have four garbage sons: The…
clickhole.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Every time someone new shows up that you know from Twitter
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 4:43 AM