Daniel Hill
@danielintheyard.bsky.social
The unhinged rantings of a cat enthusiast from the 1900s.
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Donald Trump REALLY undersold himself when he said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters… He could (and is) do way way worse. #youreinacult
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Donald Trump REALLY undersold himself when he said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters… He could (and is) do way way worse. #youreinacult
I recently started playing #PokemonGo again!
Add me to swap gifts every day!
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#pokemongofriends
#pokemongocode
Add me to swap gifts every day!
907432217386
#pokemongofriends
#pokemongocode
December 13, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I recently started playing #PokemonGo again!
Add me to swap gifts every day!
907432217386
#pokemongofriends
#pokemongocode
Add me to swap gifts every day!
907432217386
#pokemongofriends
#pokemongocode
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optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
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I talk a lot about how rules of writing aren't rules, they're guidelines. Important to note, those guidelines change over time. Just as language evolves, so does storytelling, and advice that is salient now doesn't necessarily apply to earlier works written for different audiences. The rules change.
December 3, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I talk a lot about how rules of writing aren't rules, they're guidelines. Important to note, those guidelines change over time. Just as language evolves, so does storytelling, and advice that is salient now doesn't necessarily apply to earlier works written for different audiences. The rules change.
I’m adding #signalboost to the end of all of my text messages from now on.
Pay 👏🏻 attention 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 me! 👏🏻
Pay 👏🏻 attention 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 me! 👏🏻
December 3, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I’m adding #signalboost to the end of all of my text messages from now on.
Pay 👏🏻 attention 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 me! 👏🏻
Pay 👏🏻 attention 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 me! 👏🏻
Wait. This app has an entire section devoted to cat pics??
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Wait. This app has an entire section devoted to cat pics??
Remembering the good times of Twitter:
Remember when Demi Lovato almost got @kathygriffin.bsky.social murdered?
Remember when Demi Lovato almost got @kathygriffin.bsky.social murdered?
December 3, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Remembering the good times of Twitter:
Remember when Demi Lovato almost got @kathygriffin.bsky.social murdered?
Remember when Demi Lovato almost got @kathygriffin.bsky.social murdered?
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looking through airbnb listings and saw normal ass apartment that was just called “Scott’s Paradise.” imagine the hubris of Scott
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
looking through airbnb listings and saw normal ass apartment that was just called “Scott’s Paradise.” imagine the hubris of Scott
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Can someone who is good with law tell me if my Spotify Wrapped can be used against me in court
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Can someone who is good with law tell me if my Spotify Wrapped can be used against me in court
No one:
Me for the next month and a half: 🎶Grandpas gonna sue the pants off of Santa🎶
Me for the next month and a half: 🎶Grandpas gonna sue the pants off of Santa🎶
December 3, 2024 at 12:43 PM
No one:
Me for the next month and a half: 🎶Grandpas gonna sue the pants off of Santa🎶
Me for the next month and a half: 🎶Grandpas gonna sue the pants off of Santa🎶
Y’all. National Methamphetamine Awareness Day was on November 30th. We missed it!
December 3, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Y’all. National Methamphetamine Awareness Day was on November 30th. We missed it!
Does anyone have eyes on the Duolingo bird? I feel like we haven’t heard from him in a while, and that can NOT be good.
December 3, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Does anyone have eyes on the Duolingo bird? I feel like we haven’t heard from him in a while, and that can NOT be good.
Getting engaged to someone real sus and then only adding pressure cookers to your registry might not be the key to happiness, but you should definitely do it for the plot.
December 3, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Getting engaged to someone real sus and then only adding pressure cookers to your registry might not be the key to happiness, but you should definitely do it for the plot.
Me as a hostage negotiator
Terrorist: Give me what I want or I’m 💀ing the hostage!
Me: I don’t know them. Tf do I care?
Terrorist: Give me what I want or I’m 💀ing the hostage!
Me: I don’t know them. Tf do I care?
December 3, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Me as a hostage negotiator
Terrorist: Give me what I want or I’m 💀ing the hostage!
Me: I don’t know them. Tf do I care?
Terrorist: Give me what I want or I’m 💀ing the hostage!
Me: I don’t know them. Tf do I care?
Having an okay day and bought a coke zero at the gas station. Raise the roof!
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Having an okay day and bought a coke zero at the gas station. Raise the roof!
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don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
I just had a vivid dream that lasted 2 days and included a mandatory Trump rally at my old high school, meeting Vladimir Putin because he forgot his phone in the seat next to me, a screening on Wicked, everyone I ever met between ~2005 and 2015, and my brother eating my Buffalo Wild Wings leftovers.
December 3, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I just had a vivid dream that lasted 2 days and included a mandatory Trump rally at my old high school, meeting Vladimir Putin because he forgot his phone in the seat next to me, a screening on Wicked, everyone I ever met between ~2005 and 2015, and my brother eating my Buffalo Wild Wings leftovers.
What it feels like joining this app…
December 3, 2024 at 11:16 AM
What it feels like joining this app…