Dammit Mikey
dammitmikey.bsky.social
Dammit Mikey
@dammitmikey.bsky.social
I'm not Daredevil.
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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I wish he'd mackle MORE
January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.
January 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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If you start the Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) at 11:43 PM, dude that’s so late. Do you know how long that movie is? You’re gonna be up way past your bedtime
January 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
December 8, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Damn spotify wrapped was brutal this year
December 4, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Thank you Tiny Rebel, after a week laid up in bed, this is exactly what I needed!
December 2, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I have a 400+ game backlog to get through and what am I thinking of playing now that I'm finally done with FFVII Rebirth after nearly 6 months? Disco Elysium... Again! No no, hear me out! Maybe I could be cool Apocalypse Cop this time? That'd make it different, right?
December 1, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Should I be worried that at my doctors appointment yesterday, when I walked in I saw my doctor quickly close a tab with the Wikipedia page for 'organs'?
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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I’ve been on Twitter (now X) since 2011. I forgot what it feels like to be excited to scroll through my replies and engage with folks until now. I guess I had Stockholm syndrome.

Thank you, everyone.
🙏🏽❤️
November 30, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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Ooooooooh. So you’re telling me that social networks are better/more engaging when people actively enjoy spending time there?

Neat!
November 28, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I am going to reduce my Steam and Playstation wishlists with a very simple trick: buy more games.
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Playing Dragon Quest today was so fascinating. This game is like. You know how in anime every Isekai takes place in some Generic Fantasy World? It's Dragon Quest. They're all Dragon Quest. Dragon Quest is that world. This is the thing those shows are all parodying. It's so interesting.
November 28, 2024 at 4:39 AM
This place just feel like a much better environment for my mental health than doomscrolling through far right propaganda on that other app...
November 26, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Hi, Bluesky! 👋

Hope your today is better than yesterday.
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM