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4 strings and a lot of Christmas Spirit.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Pinned
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band, are opening for the openers for Supersuckers at The Delaware on Saturday, 12/6. Tickets available below.
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band, are opening for the openers for Supersuckers at The Delaware on Saturday, 12/6. Tickets available below.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
Free show! The World's Greatest Christmas Band at the Mustard Seed Market on Dec 20th from 4 to 6 pm. Part of the Highland Square Holiday Stroll.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Free show! The World's Greatest Christmas Band at the Mustard Seed Market on Dec 20th from 4 to 6 pm. Part of the Highland Square Holiday Stroll.
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The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
Missile Toe! The Crones! Dec 27th at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes in Parma Heights, OH in the US of A.
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Missile Toe! The Crones! Dec 27th at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes in Parma Heights, OH in the US of A.
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
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America's victories in The Revolution and The War of 1812 are MEANINGLESS as long as we continue to let Andy Capp run in our newspaper comics.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
America's victories in The Revolution and The War of 1812 are MEANINGLESS as long as we continue to let Andy Capp run in our newspaper comics.
toe! crones! jilly's! 19th!
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
toe! crones! jilly's! 19th!
Here is the holiday schedule for Missile Toe, The World's Greatest Christmas Band.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Here is the holiday schedule for Missile Toe, The World's Greatest Christmas Band.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Decent chance I survive but especially if we're talking season 1 green arrow... someone else is definitely dead.
Decent chance I survive but especially if we're talking season 1 green arrow... someone else is definitely dead.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
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never, ever vote for a republican. ever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
never, ever vote for a republican. ever.
We are out on the town to see The Beths. Maybe the best band in the world right now.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We are out on the town to see The Beths. Maybe the best band in the world right now.
Missile Toe - the World's Greatest Christmas Band - opens for the Supersuckers and other rawk luminaries at The Delaware in New Philadelphia on Dec 6th. Tix below.
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe...
www.tickpick.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Missile Toe - the World's Greatest Christmas Band - opens for the Supersuckers and other rawk luminaries at The Delaware in New Philadelphia on Dec 6th. Tix below.
Here's a handy holiday schedule for Missile Toe - the World's Greatest Christmas Band!
@jillysmusicroom.bsky.social
@jillysmusicroom.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Here's a handy holiday schedule for Missile Toe - the World's Greatest Christmas Band!
@jillysmusicroom.bsky.social
@jillysmusicroom.bsky.social
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No way Donald Trump has ever looked so admiringly at Don Jr 😒
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No way Donald Trump has ever looked so admiringly at Don Jr 😒
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this looks like an after school program where young people help out seniors at home
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
this looks like an after school program where young people help out seniors at home
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Good analogy (not that he needs me to confirm that). I'm continuing to classify Ms. Greene as a "rabid squirrel in a bag" until further notice.
And here you GO! I turned it into a whole thing.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Face Turn and the Marks Who are Buying It
How understanding professional wrestling unlocks modern politics
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November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Good analogy (not that he needs me to confirm that). I'm continuing to classify Ms. Greene as a "rabid squirrel in a bag" until further notice.
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Dan Truth or Dan Dare?
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dan Truth or Dan Dare?
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also not sure I care all that much about someone’s thoughts on the future of “small government” conservatism if their most notable contribution to public life was defending child separation.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
also not sure I care all that much about someone’s thoughts on the future of “small government” conservatism if their most notable contribution to public life was defending child separation.
The World's Greatest Christmas Band. Mr. Zub's in Akron, Ohio. Christmas Day.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The World's Greatest Christmas Band. Mr. Zub's in Akron, Ohio. Christmas Day.
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Know the law! In America, ALL motor vehicle operators are required to stop at railroad crossings, obey posted signs, look both ways, and in a clear voice, out loud, say, "Jack Kirby created the Fantastic Four, not Stan Lee."
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Know the law! In America, ALL motor vehicle operators are required to stop at railroad crossings, obey posted signs, look both ways, and in a clear voice, out loud, say, "Jack Kirby created the Fantastic Four, not Stan Lee."
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anyway gambling is a poison on society and we should get rid of it yes including in person casinos and sportsbooks
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
anyway gambling is a poison on society and we should get rid of it yes including in person casinos and sportsbooks
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I know it's really about control, but the way these evil monsters talk about banning books to save the children out of one side of their mouths, and downplay an actual pedophile out of the other is rage inducing
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I know it's really about control, but the way these evil monsters talk about banning books to save the children out of one side of their mouths, and downplay an actual pedophile out of the other is rage inducing
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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Stay tuned after the Frankenstein credits to see Quasimodo ask him to join the Dark Universe.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Stay tuned after the Frankenstein credits to see Quasimodo ask him to join the Dark Universe.