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Kali
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Kay-lee not Cali.
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I fear it may come to pass.
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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There are only two things I have ever seen legitimately work to fight fascism--deplatforming and beating a mother****er's ass.
October 21, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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Has anyone lived in their town long enough that they’re constantly saying sentences like “Yknow the new coffee shop that used to be the dispensary and was the bead shop before, next door to the place that was the bike repair place and became the Asian food market and is now the Jimmy John’s.”
October 21, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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Normally I despise cutesy tweets from politicians but this one is pretty good.
September 29, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Job markets, housing markets, only market I want to be involved in are the ones selling fresh warm bread. *cries in burnt out millennial”
September 5, 2023 at 2:09 AM
It’s comforting for real
no one's doing anything "for clout" on here. this site has like 30 people on it
August 17, 2023 at 1:33 AM
July 31, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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if they wanted to tell a realistic story (to me, a man) they'd force Barbie to carry an ectopic pregnancy to term (easy, god-approved) and get doxxed (minor inconvenience) for discussing (whining instead of allowing me to make unwanted advances at them) about it online (the place I live)
July 28, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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hello I am a very serious alpha male (no pronouns) podcast guy (no homo) who has thoughts on how the Barbie movie (anti-men) is destroying America (and didn't even get me hard) thread 👇 1/37
July 28, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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My mom always taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say about someone when they're healthy, you don't have to pretend to find something nice to say about them when they're not.
July 26, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
July 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
El oh ellllllll
Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:
July 27, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
July 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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AHEM EDITORS- If you’re looking for a good McConnell retrospective if he croaks- hit me up
Listen I want Mitch McConnell to no longer be with us more than most but if he dies while I’m almost finished with this fucking essay I’ve been working on for months about him it will piss me off- although it will continue my lifelong tradition of him doing this
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Sending this to everyone who wants acknowledgment emails for things that don’t need acknowledgments
Our collective “thank you” emails are adding to climate change by 16,433 tonnes of carbon a year! These are the emails you send when you just want to say thank you in response to another email.
July 26, 2023 at 3:23 AM
THIS.
I’m not on here to expand my mind. My mind is already too expanded. I’m here to shrink my mind down to a manageable size.
July 26, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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I have made decisions, and made mistakes.

those have caused harm to real people, including Black folks, including really great+knowledgeable Black folks who supported Bluesky.

I'm sorry. feel pretty bad about it. it sucks.

re/earning their trust, and everybody else's trust, will be hard.
July 15, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Technically abstinence is only 99.99% effective… and the 0.01% is literally Jesus. So idk lots of good data for anti abstinence
July 15, 2023 at 2:15 AM
@fda.gov do u reply
July 15, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Not a snitch tag 😂
July 15, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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Hope Bluesky is using this time of silence to hire a good communications director who can explain this time of silence
July 13, 2023 at 6:23 PM