e. coli guaranteed after Boxing Day

The 3 Chorlton councillors, myself, Mathew Benham and Tina Kirwin-McGinley were out listening to residents yesterday and discussing a wide range of local issues. A big thanks to the many Chorlton Labour Voice who joined us. A very positive response and plenty of casework picked up.

a little alliteration, a aittle aore action

A day late for Ian Nairn's 95th birthday. I went to visit him a few days ago, and someone had left him a soft-top Morris Minor.

For the past 40 years or so, every halfwit with an opinion has at some point been styled, or styled themselves, as the heir Orwell. But Chiles is the true heir to the Orwell who wrote classics like “Toads are weird, when you think about them”, “How to make tea” and “I wish all pubs were like this”

imagine if you didn’t know about the moon and there was just a moon in the sky, you’d freak your nut

This is starting to become fascinating. After years of crying conspiracy of the state they get there and there’s nothing behind the curtain except some spreadsheets

I’m not sure they could have picked a better symbol of the declining threshold for a life peerage than Michael Young being ennobled for founding the Open University, and his son Toby getting his ermine for tweeting.

i think about this tweet so much that sometimes in the morning when i realize i don't actually want to do whatever plan i came up with, I will think to myself "no. do not let the tweet be right about you again" and it works