D1o
@d1onysus.bsky.social
Ill-equipped and Unprepared
Pronouns: Unknown even to me. They/Them will do.
Pronouns: Unknown even to me. They/Them will do.
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unfair that i dont get to see the Estonian romeo and Juliet where construction equipment sword fights and two cars kiss each each other
August 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
unfair that i dont get to see the Estonian romeo and Juliet where construction equipment sword fights and two cars kiss each each other
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Angie the ICE chaser is out here proving that it takes *nothing* to spook a pig. Keep it up queen
August 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Angie the ICE chaser is out here proving that it takes *nothing* to spook a pig. Keep it up queen
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yearning even in death
August 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
yearning even in death
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Men only want one thing, and it's this exact scenario.
Including the part where they're a ninja turtle.
Including the part where they're a ninja turtle.
August 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Men only want one thing, and it's this exact scenario.
Including the part where they're a ninja turtle.
Including the part where they're a ninja turtle.
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“That one famous author was so poor they wrote their first book in a rented broom closet on a stenograph machine they found in a dumpster while they ate five grains of sand a day to keep them alive.”
Cool, now do the millions of other writers who died penniless and unknown doing the same shit.
Cool, now do the millions of other writers who died penniless and unknown doing the same shit.
July 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“That one famous author was so poor they wrote their first book in a rented broom closet on a stenograph machine they found in a dumpster while they ate five grains of sand a day to keep them alive.”
Cool, now do the millions of other writers who died penniless and unknown doing the same shit.
Cool, now do the millions of other writers who died penniless and unknown doing the same shit.
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no one is more attractive than a disgusting sweaty flea-ridden toshiro mifune scratching himself and rolling around in dirt
July 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
no one is more attractive than a disgusting sweaty flea-ridden toshiro mifune scratching himself and rolling around in dirt
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Jesus and the Devil, caught at a Coldplay gig
July 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Jesus and the Devil, caught at a Coldplay gig
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when I say I studied the blade I meant Blade the movie
April 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
when I say I studied the blade I meant Blade the movie
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7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
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In an industry just full of so many blatantly anti consumer practices, it's important we are fighting back in any way possible
"Games as a service" is theft
#stopkillinggames
EU: eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
UK: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
"Games as a service" is theft
#stopkillinggames
EU: eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
UK: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In an industry just full of so many blatantly anti consumer practices, it's important we are fighting back in any way possible
"Games as a service" is theft
#stopkillinggames
EU: eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
UK: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
"Games as a service" is theft
#stopkillinggames
EU: eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
UK: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
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Prometheus is the most accurate depiction of Player Characters ever filmed.
See a dead but harmless alien - Run away
See a living & dangerous alien - Stick their face up to it
Make a perfect 3d map of their environment - Gets lost
Giant wheel rolling at them - Run in a straight line
It's wild
See a dead but harmless alien - Run away
See a living & dangerous alien - Stick their face up to it
Make a perfect 3d map of their environment - Gets lost
Giant wheel rolling at them - Run in a straight line
It's wild
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Prometheus is the most accurate depiction of Player Characters ever filmed.
See a dead but harmless alien - Run away
See a living & dangerous alien - Stick their face up to it
Make a perfect 3d map of their environment - Gets lost
Giant wheel rolling at them - Run in a straight line
It's wild
See a dead but harmless alien - Run away
See a living & dangerous alien - Stick their face up to it
Make a perfect 3d map of their environment - Gets lost
Giant wheel rolling at them - Run in a straight line
It's wild
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Me, when I finally come out as bi.
June 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me, when I finally come out as bi.
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The single greatest D&D ad of all time.
Whimsical font - Check
Jab at parcheesi - Check
Girl in a tie - Check
Turtleneck & Chain - Check
Teeny table barely holding righteous dungeon terrain - Check
Possible Serial Killer playing with their victims - Check
This is what peak marketing looks like.
Whimsical font - Check
Jab at parcheesi - Check
Girl in a tie - Check
Turtleneck & Chain - Check
Teeny table barely holding righteous dungeon terrain - Check
Possible Serial Killer playing with their victims - Check
This is what peak marketing looks like.
June 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The single greatest D&D ad of all time.
Whimsical font - Check
Jab at parcheesi - Check
Girl in a tie - Check
Turtleneck & Chain - Check
Teeny table barely holding righteous dungeon terrain - Check
Possible Serial Killer playing with their victims - Check
This is what peak marketing looks like.
Whimsical font - Check
Jab at parcheesi - Check
Girl in a tie - Check
Turtleneck & Chain - Check
Teeny table barely holding righteous dungeon terrain - Check
Possible Serial Killer playing with their victims - Check
This is what peak marketing looks like.
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Go to a restaurant with a friend. One of you orders the chicken, the other orders eggs. See which arrives to the table first. This is your answer.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg, and why?
May 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Go to a restaurant with a friend. One of you orders the chicken, the other orders eggs. See which arrives to the table first. This is your answer.
I keep telling people this, and they think I'm making a joke. I am not, this version is unironically the best.
May 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I keep telling people this, and they think I'm making a joke. I am not, this version is unironically the best.
I still don't remember I have this.
May 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I still don't remember I have this.
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Star Wars would have been 100x better had C-3PO been shown chain-smoking the entire time.
April 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Star Wars would have been 100x better had C-3PO been shown chain-smoking the entire time.
I should remember I have this.
October 6, 2023 at 8:59 PM
I should remember I have this.