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Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
October 30, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
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anyways to make a long story short here's a page i ripped out of atlas shrugged
October 14, 2023 at 6:32 PM
anyways to make a long story short here's a page i ripped out of atlas shrugged
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“COVID IS OVER! STOP LIVING IN FEAR!” - the people afraid that seeing a rainbow will turn their kids gay
October 1, 2023 at 12:51 PM
“COVID IS OVER! STOP LIVING IN FEAR!” - the people afraid that seeing a rainbow will turn their kids gay
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Mushrooms are wild, some are delicious, some are instant death, some grant an extra life, you just never know
September 24, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Mushrooms are wild, some are delicious, some are instant death, some grant an extra life, you just never know
Going to see Bruce tomorrow night, and I’m old enough to appreciate that there is no opening act.
August 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Going to see Bruce tomorrow night, and I’m old enough to appreciate that there is no opening act.
Sorry I didn't watch the Republican debate but I saw a giant shark movie and figured I'd go with the more intellectual of the two.
August 24, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Sorry I didn't watch the Republican debate but I saw a giant shark movie and figured I'd go with the more intellectual of the two.
It has come to my attention that not everyone in the world immediately removes their work socks and replaces them with fluffy socks upon returning home for the evening. And all I have to say about that is, I’m sorry for your loss.
August 24, 2023 at 3:16 AM
It has come to my attention that not everyone in the world immediately removes their work socks and replaces them with fluffy socks upon returning home for the evening. And all I have to say about that is, I’m sorry for your loss.
School starts soon. Prepare your glitter and Elmer’s.
August 24, 2023 at 1:42 AM
School starts soon. Prepare your glitter and Elmer’s.
*sigh*
guess I’ll go yoga about it
guess I’ll go yoga about it
August 23, 2023 at 1:46 PM
*sigh*
guess I’ll go yoga about it
guess I’ll go yoga about it
Just doing summer things while I still can.
August 21, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Just doing summer things while I still can.
No one was next to me so I had both seats on my train ride to NYC. Is this what it feels like to be in the 1%?
August 18, 2023 at 7:53 PM
No one was next to me so I had both seats on my train ride to NYC. Is this what it feels like to be in the 1%?
So is twitter the place that shall not be named over here? I don't want to accidentally summon any bullshit.
August 17, 2023 at 4:09 PM
So is twitter the place that shall not be named over here? I don't want to accidentally summon any bullshit.
"The service in this place is terrible. What's it take to get a drink around here?" bemoans my entire container garden.
August 16, 2023 at 4:44 PM
"The service in this place is terrible. What's it take to get a drink around here?" bemoans my entire container garden.
I just door dashed some cooked chicken so I could use it to make tacos. Moments later I wondered why I hadn’t just door dashed tacos.
August 15, 2023 at 9:24 PM
I just door dashed some cooked chicken so I could use it to make tacos. Moments later I wondered why I hadn’t just door dashed tacos.
My brain: “Get up and shower, you lazy swine.”
My body: LALALALALALALALALA
My body: LALALALALALALALALA
August 15, 2023 at 5:46 PM
My brain: “Get up and shower, you lazy swine.”
My body: LALALALALALALALALA
My body: LALALALALALALALALA
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What a time to be alive
August 15, 2023 at 3:57 AM
What a time to be alive
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they’re happening closer and closer together like contractions
August 14, 2023 at 9:12 PM
they’re happening closer and closer together like contractions
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Would edgy vampires get garlic tattoos?🤔
August 14, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Would edgy vampires get garlic tattoos?🤔
I'm just going to say it. I don't understand Bloody Mary's. First of all.. tomato juice. *shiver* And then they put food in the tomato juice. I love a good garnish, but I don't need a three course meal hanging out of my beverage. Why is this a thing?
August 12, 2023 at 6:43 PM
I'm just going to say it. I don't understand Bloody Mary's. First of all.. tomato juice. *shiver* And then they put food in the tomato juice. I love a good garnish, but I don't need a three course meal hanging out of my beverage. Why is this a thing?
My "load more posts" prompt should really be singular.
August 12, 2023 at 5:04 AM
My "load more posts" prompt should really be singular.
Sorry, can’t. I already did something today.
August 10, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Sorry, can’t. I already did something today.
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Hey nerd, the 1820s called. I don't know how
July 5, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Hey nerd, the 1820s called. I don't know how