Cyril
@cyriltheaccountant.bsky.social
Fiscal: Conservative. We should pay attention to money.
Politics: Liberal. We need to look out for one another.
Trump: You have to give him credit. He managed to connect with the bottom feeders that our forefathers didn't think should get to vote.
Politics: Liberal. We need to look out for one another.
Trump: You have to give him credit. He managed to connect with the bottom feeders that our forefathers didn't think should get to vote.
I'm starting a campaign, you are welcome to join. I believe Thursdays don't actually exist. Honestly.. having a little trouble getting support. The system has convinced too many of you. It needs to stop.
August 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm starting a campaign, you are welcome to join. I believe Thursdays don't actually exist. Honestly.. having a little trouble getting support. The system has convinced too many of you. It needs to stop.
OMG guys, I just had the best idea! Let's all go out and vote against all of our own self interest!
June 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
OMG guys, I just had the best idea! Let's all go out and vote against all of our own self interest!
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Louder for those in the back.
June 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Louder for those in the back.
Every time I see Trump salute a legitimate veteran, I vomit a little bit in my mouth.
June 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Every time I see Trump salute a legitimate veteran, I vomit a little bit in my mouth.
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It blows my mind that my dad would have supported Trump. He died because his vet benefits failed him. The very first thing Trump did when he took office was have someone look into ways to cut benefits for vets. How? How did this selfish prick convince so many to vote against their own interests?
June 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It blows my mind that my dad would have supported Trump. He died because his vet benefits failed him. The very first thing Trump did when he took office was have someone look into ways to cut benefits for vets. How? How did this selfish prick convince so many to vote against their own interests?
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I like presidents who don’t get a hard on arresting American citizens
June 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I like presidents who don’t get a hard on arresting American citizens
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In the words of Oliver Tambo:
"Make the country ungovernable."
"Make the country ungovernable."
June 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In the words of Oliver Tambo:
"Make the country ungovernable."
"Make the country ungovernable."
Trump: Let's park the Medicare fund in my personal bank account. You know, for safe keeping.
Congress: Why didn't we do this sooner?
Supreme Court: Is it moved yet? What's the hold up?
Congress: Why didn't we do this sooner?
Supreme Court: Is it moved yet? What's the hold up?
June 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trump: Let's park the Medicare fund in my personal bank account. You know, for safe keeping.
Congress: Why didn't we do this sooner?
Supreme Court: Is it moved yet? What's the hold up?
Congress: Why didn't we do this sooner?
Supreme Court: Is it moved yet? What's the hold up?
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May 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Let's be honest. Trump doesn't think 12 year old girls should have 37 dolls, because they should be focused on having sex with disgusting old men on Epstein Island.
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Let's be honest. Trump doesn't think 12 year old girls should have 37 dolls, because they should be focused on having sex with disgusting old men on Epstein Island.
I'm officially 'My Fitbit woke me up because my C-PAP wasn't doing it's job', years old.
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm officially 'My Fitbit woke me up because my C-PAP wasn't doing it's job', years old.
We haven't seen an economic downturn like this since.. the last time Trump was in office.
April 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We haven't seen an economic downturn like this since.. the last time Trump was in office.
I'd like to take a moment to thank God, that most of the Americans who fought Nazis are now dead, and don't have to witness this embarrassing ridicule of what they fought for.
March 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'd like to take a moment to thank God, that most of the Americans who fought Nazis are now dead, and don't have to witness this embarrassing ridicule of what they fought for.
It's snowing like emo Ally Sheedy over here.
March 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It's snowing like emo Ally Sheedy over here.
As long as we're renaming things, what do you think about renaming Guantamamo to Auschwitz?
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As long as we're renaming things, what do you think about renaming Guantamamo to Auschwitz?
Trump is on a roll. I think the next move is to revoke women's right to vote. Then their right to drive vehicles. It's not like women are going to stand up for themselves, so why not?
February 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Trump is on a roll. I think the next move is to revoke women's right to vote. Then their right to drive vehicles. It's not like women are going to stand up for themselves, so why not?
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Kate McKinnon as Nostradamus
February 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Kate McKinnon as Nostradamus
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A big reason I went to college was so I wouldn’t have to wear a shirt with my name on it.
February 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
A big reason I went to college was so I wouldn’t have to wear a shirt with my name on it.
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Captain Kangaroo didn't prepare me for this shit.
February 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Captain Kangaroo didn't prepare me for this shit.
And I pray, oh my God, do I pray, I pray every single day, for a revolution.
February 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And I pray, oh my God, do I pray, I pray every single day, for a revolution.
I'm going to need you to bow your head for a moment, and respect the cream cheese shortage of 2021. This affected us all. Never again. Always remember.
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm going to need you to bow your head for a moment, and respect the cream cheese shortage of 2021. This affected us all. Never again. Always remember.
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i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point
February 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point
I think Elon is on to something. I'd love to see a detailed breakdown of what he accomplished last week. Not by him, obviously that would be a silly exercise in embellishments, but by an anonymous assistant. It should be broken out by travel, meetings, and actual work getting done.
February 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I think Elon is on to something. I'd love to see a detailed breakdown of what he accomplished last week. Not by him, obviously that would be a silly exercise in embellishments, but by an anonymous assistant. It should be broken out by travel, meetings, and actual work getting done.