Noley Guacamole🥑
@nickitikki.bsky.social
I like to KICK - STRETCH - and KICK… I’m 50!
Not bitter. Seasoned.
Raised on MTV, sarcasm, and not sharing my feelings.
I heard they sold tens of tickets 🎟️
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I heard they sold tens of tickets 🎟️
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ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.
I’m at the age where I don’t chase.
I block, sip, and sleep. 🧋
I block, sip, and sleep. 🧋
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I’m at the age where I don’t chase.
I block, sip, and sleep. 🧋
I block, sip, and sleep. 🧋
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Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
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ME: Why did they call it a clip-on ponytail and not a phoneytail lol
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
ME: Why did they call it a clip-on ponytail and not a phoneytail lol
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
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Life advice from Bruce Lee ❤️
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Life advice from Bruce Lee ❤️
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
Made apple crisp because therapy is expensive and apples were on sale. 🍎
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Made apple crisp because therapy is expensive and apples were on sale. 🍎