Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
Remember to preserve all of these email responses, as we will be submitting FOIA requests for this consolidated compilation of information on what the entire federal government did last week.
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Remember to preserve all of these email responses, as we will be submitting FOIA requests for this consolidated compilation of information on what the entire federal government did last week.
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FOIA community
What the actual fuck?!?!?
What the actual fuck?!?!?
Five things I did last week.
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
1. Sued Musk & DOGE (repeatedly)
2. Got Musk blocked out of Treasury
3. Sued Trump (repeatedly)
4. Helped persuade SCOTUS to leave anti-Trump injunction in place
5. Got booked @theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
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1. Refused to violate the law.
2. Refused to violate the Constitution.
3. Refused to bow or scrape.
4. Refused to bend a knee.
5. Deleted this stupid email.
2. I didn’t do a Nazi Salute
3. I didn’t wield a chainsaw while high on drugs
4. I didn’t get a public tweet that I need to take care of my child’s medical needs
5. I didn’t let my kid wipe a booger on the resolute desk (I would have let the kid wipe the booger on POTUS)
1. Slipped out the back, Jack
2. Made a new plan, Stan
3. Didn’t need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
4. Hopped on the bus, Gus, don’t need to to discuss much
5. Dropped off the key, Lee and set myself free
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1. Refused to violate the law.
2. Refused to violate the Constitution.
3. Refused to bow or scrape.
4. Refused to bend a knee.
5. Deleted this stupid email.
-Dreamily doodled “Mrs. Elon Musk."
-Searched the internet for “GOP representatives heckled at town halls.”
-Taught a class of undergraduates about the 25 million lives that Bush’s PEPFAR program has saved since 2004.
1. Go fuck yourself
2. I laughed at Trump’s CPAC clown show
3. I trolled Leon on X
4. I went golfing like the fascist dictator did
5. I lit your email on fire.
1. Go fuck yourself
2. I laughed at Trump’s CPAC clown show
3. I trolled Leon on X
4. I went golfing like the fascist dictator did
5. I lit your email on fire.
This woman is in his face, begging him to wake TF up—and he just walks off. Pathetic.
This woman is in his face, begging him to wake TF up—and he just walks off. Pathetic.