#emails2doge
1) called by Sens every day: so morning presser+bring forward fired constituents
2) donated to @crew.bsky.social @protectdemocracy.org @apnews.com
3) write 100s of postcards
4) coordinated w others
5) shared facts w networks.
1) called by Sens every day: so morning presser+bring forward fired constituents
2) donated to @crew.bsky.social @protectdemocracy.org @apnews.com
3) write 100s of postcards
4) coordinated w others
5) shared facts w networks.
February 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
#emails2doge
1) called by Sens every day: so morning presser+bring forward fired constituents
2) donated to @crew.bsky.social @protectdemocracy.org @apnews.com
3) write 100s of postcards
4) coordinated w others
5) shared facts w networks.
1) called by Sens every day: so morning presser+bring forward fired constituents
2) donated to @crew.bsky.social @protectdemocracy.org @apnews.com
3) write 100s of postcards
4) coordinated w others
5) shared facts w networks.
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February 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Five things I did this week…
1. Didn’t flash a Nazi salute.
2. Didn’t start a beef with two astronauts and call them the r-word.
3. Didn’t ignore text messages from my baby mama.
4. Didn’t spend all day posting memes on Twitter.
5. Didn’t get high on Ketamine.
#emails2doge
1. Didn’t flash a Nazi salute.
2. Didn’t start a beef with two astronauts and call them the r-word.
3. Didn’t ignore text messages from my baby mama.
4. Didn’t spend all day posting memes on Twitter.
5. Didn’t get high on Ketamine.
#emails2doge
February 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Five things I did this week…
1. Didn’t flash a Nazi salute.
2. Didn’t start a beef with two astronauts and call them the r-word.
3. Didn’t ignore text messages from my baby mama.
4. Didn’t spend all day posting memes on Twitter.
5. Didn’t get high on Ketamine.
#emails2doge
1. Didn’t flash a Nazi salute.
2. Didn’t start a beef with two astronauts and call them the r-word.
3. Didn’t ignore text messages from my baby mama.
4. Didn’t spend all day posting memes on Twitter.
5. Didn’t get high on Ketamine.
#emails2doge
“So fucking dumb,” says one air traffic controller. Here's how that DOGE email is roiling federal workers, who can't get answers from leadership because they apparently had no idea it was coming: www.wired.com/story/doge-e...
DOGE Email Throws Federal Agencies Into Chaos and Confusion
Across the government, workers failed to get clear guidance on whether or how to respond to an email asking what they did this week, despite Elon Musk’s claim that their jobs are at risk.
www.wired.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ive been ready. Remember folks to stock up on powdered eggs and anything else freeze dried.
#Emails2doge
#Emails2doge
Five things I accomplished this week:
1: Sharpened my guillotine
blades
2: Sharpened my pitchfork & tuned my megaphone
3: Canceled a Europe trip cause ain't none of those folks want to see us, and I don't blame them
4: Bought zero things
5: Got ready to take to the
streets
#Emails2Doge
1: Sharpened my guillotine
blades
2: Sharpened my pitchfork & tuned my megaphone
3: Canceled a Europe trip cause ain't none of those folks want to see us, and I don't blame them
4: Bought zero things
5: Got ready to take to the
streets
#Emails2Doge
February 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ive been ready. Remember folks to stock up on powdered eggs and anything else freeze dried.
#Emails2doge
#Emails2doge
1. Researched New Kids on the Block's bunch of hits.
2. Chinese food made me sick.
3. Made a spreadsheet of how fly I found girls who stopped by for the summer.
#Emails2DOGE
2. Chinese food made me sick.
3. Made a spreadsheet of how fly I found girls who stopped by for the summer.
#Emails2DOGE
This is how I would respond to the email Musk has had sent to government employees (not legal advice).
1. Refused to violate the law.
2. Refused to violate the Constitution.
3. Refused to bow or scrape.
4. Refused to bend a knee.
5. Deleted this stupid email.
1. Refused to violate the law.
2. Refused to violate the Constitution.
3. Refused to bow or scrape.
4. Refused to bend a knee.
5. Deleted this stupid email.
February 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
1. Researched New Kids on the Block's bunch of hits.
2. Chinese food made me sick.
3. Made a spreadsheet of how fly I found girls who stopped by for the summer.
#Emails2DOGE
2. Chinese food made me sick.
3. Made a spreadsheet of how fly I found girls who stopped by for the summer.
#Emails2DOGE
This is our chance to fight back. Everyone that has had enough should email HR@opm.gov
Tell them what you did last week! Flood the server and shut it down.
Looking for eggs
Watching your freedoms get taken away
Drinking
Saying that is now how the constitution works
More drinking
#Emails2DOGE
Tell them what you did last week! Flood the server and shut it down.
Looking for eggs
Watching your freedoms get taken away
Drinking
Saying that is now how the constitution works
More drinking
#Emails2DOGE
February 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is our chance to fight back. Everyone that has had enough should email HR@opm.gov
Tell them what you did last week! Flood the server and shut it down.
Looking for eggs
Watching your freedoms get taken away
Drinking
Saying that is now how the constitution works
More drinking
#Emails2DOGE
Tell them what you did last week! Flood the server and shut it down.
Looking for eggs
Watching your freedoms get taken away
Drinking
Saying that is now how the constitution works
More drinking
#Emails2DOGE
What I got done today: Signed up hr15@opm.gov for daily emails from the Church of Scientology.
#Emails2DOGE
#Emails2DOGE
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What I got done today: Signed up hr15@opm.gov for daily emails from the Church of Scientology.
#Emails2DOGE
#Emails2DOGE
Here’s what I did last week
1-wrote 4 funny scenes and 3 expository ones
2-closed all 3 rings on my Apple Watch every day
3-spanked it
4-decided Elon Musk is lost, pitiable and worthy of all the scorn the right thinking heap upon him
5-booed the national anthem (for hockey only)
#emails2doge
1-wrote 4 funny scenes and 3 expository ones
2-closed all 3 rings on my Apple Watch every day
3-spanked it
4-decided Elon Musk is lost, pitiable and worthy of all the scorn the right thinking heap upon him
5-booed the national anthem (for hockey only)
#emails2doge
February 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here’s what I did last week
1-wrote 4 funny scenes and 3 expository ones
2-closed all 3 rings on my Apple Watch every day
3-spanked it
4-decided Elon Musk is lost, pitiable and worthy of all the scorn the right thinking heap upon him
5-booed the national anthem (for hockey only)
#emails2doge
1-wrote 4 funny scenes and 3 expository ones
2-closed all 3 rings on my Apple Watch every day
3-spanked it
4-decided Elon Musk is lost, pitiable and worthy of all the scorn the right thinking heap upon him
5-booed the national anthem (for hockey only)
#emails2doge
#Emails2DOGE
1. Studied Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China & Johnny Ray
2. Investigated Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
3. Listened to rock and roller cola wars
4. Wondered if we started the fire
5. Realized it was always burning since the world's been turning
1. Studied Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China & Johnny Ray
2. Investigated Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
3. Listened to rock and roller cola wars
4. Wondered if we started the fire
5. Realized it was always burning since the world's been turning
February 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
#Emails2DOGE
1. Studied Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China & Johnny Ray
2. Investigated Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
3. Listened to rock and roller cola wars
4. Wondered if we started the fire
5. Realized it was always burning since the world's been turning
1. Studied Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China & Johnny Ray
2. Investigated Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
3. Listened to rock and roller cola wars
4. Wondered if we started the fire
5. Realized it was always burning since the world's been turning
@gtconway.bsky.social #emails2DOGE
1. gold teeth
2. Grey Goose
3. trippin' in the bathroom
4. Bloodstains, ball gowns
5. trashin' the hotel room
1. gold teeth
2. Grey Goose
3. trippin' in the bathroom
4. Bloodstains, ball gowns
5. trashin' the hotel room
February 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
@gtconway.bsky.social #emails2DOGE
1. gold teeth
2. Grey Goose
3. trippin' in the bathroom
4. Bloodstains, ball gowns
5. trashin' the hotel room
1. gold teeth
2. Grey Goose
3. trippin' in the bathroom
4. Bloodstains, ball gowns
5. trashin' the hotel room
#Emails2DOGE
cc: HR@OPM.gov
1. Reread the Constitution
2. Watch the inauguration video of Trump swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic
3. Watched the film State of Play - highly recommend
4. Prayed for strength
5. Walked my dog
cc: HR@OPM.gov
1. Reread the Constitution
2. Watch the inauguration video of Trump swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic
3. Watched the film State of Play - highly recommend
4. Prayed for strength
5. Walked my dog
February 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
#Emails2DOGE
cc: HR@OPM.gov
1. Reread the Constitution
2. Watch the inauguration video of Trump swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic
3. Watched the film State of Play - highly recommend
4. Prayed for strength
5. Walked my dog
cc: HR@OPM.gov
1. Reread the Constitution
2. Watch the inauguration video of Trump swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic
3. Watched the film State of Play - highly recommend
4. Prayed for strength
5. Walked my dog
#Emails2DOGE
1. Dress up like hipsters
2. Make fun of our exes
3. Breakfast at midnight
4. Ditch the whole scene
5. End up dreaming instead of sleeping
1. Dress up like hipsters
2. Make fun of our exes
3. Breakfast at midnight
4. Ditch the whole scene
5. End up dreaming instead of sleeping
February 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#Emails2DOGE
1. Dress up like hipsters
2. Make fun of our exes
3. Breakfast at midnight
4. Ditch the whole scene
5. End up dreaming instead of sleeping
1. Dress up like hipsters
2. Make fun of our exes
3. Breakfast at midnight
4. Ditch the whole scene
5. End up dreaming instead of sleeping
Last week, I
1. Said, "There must be some kind of way out of here" to the thief
2. Said, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief"
3. Went through feeling life is but a joke with the thief
4. Didn't talk falsely, because the hour was getting late
5. Rode toward the watchtower #Emails2DOGE
1. Said, "There must be some kind of way out of here" to the thief
2. Said, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief"
3. Went through feeling life is but a joke with the thief
4. Didn't talk falsely, because the hour was getting late
5. Rode toward the watchtower #Emails2DOGE
This week I
1. Felt busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train
2. Felt near as faded as my jeans
3. Rode all the way to New Orleans w/ Bobby Mcgee & the driver
4. Pulled my harp from my dirty red bandana, & played soft while Bobby sang the blues
5. Sang every song that driver knew #Emails2DOGE
1. Felt busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train
2. Felt near as faded as my jeans
3. Rode all the way to New Orleans w/ Bobby Mcgee & the driver
4. Pulled my harp from my dirty red bandana, & played soft while Bobby sang the blues
5. Sang every song that driver knew #Emails2DOGE
February 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Last week, I
1. Said, "There must be some kind of way out of here" to the thief
2. Said, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief"
3. Went through feeling life is but a joke with the thief
4. Didn't talk falsely, because the hour was getting late
5. Rode toward the watchtower #Emails2DOGE
1. Said, "There must be some kind of way out of here" to the thief
2. Said, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief"
3. Went through feeling life is but a joke with the thief
4. Didn't talk falsely, because the hour was getting late
5. Rode toward the watchtower #Emails2DOGE
The #Emails2DOGE asks for addressees to ‘respond with 5 bullets’ 😳
February 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The #Emails2DOGE asks for addressees to ‘respond with 5 bullets’ 😳
1. Brushed Viv.
2. Rubbed Viv’s belly.
3. Stared into Viv’s eyes.
4. Kept Viv from attacking Alice
5. Fed Viv numerous times.
Viv:
2. Rubbed Viv’s belly.
3. Stared into Viv’s eyes.
4. Kept Viv from attacking Alice
5. Fed Viv numerous times.
Viv:
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
#emails2doge
Dear OPM,
1. a revised system of immigration that dissuades birth tourism, keeps birthright citizenship.
2. a bill to sunset executive orders from presidents.
3.a bill to return the voice of the American people
4. bill proposal for judicial review.
5. Responded to this emai
Dear OPM,
1. a revised system of immigration that dissuades birth tourism, keeps birthright citizenship.
2. a bill to sunset executive orders from presidents.
3.a bill to return the voice of the American people
4. bill proposal for judicial review.
5. Responded to this emai
February 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
#emails2doge
Dear OPM,
1. a revised system of immigration that dissuades birth tourism, keeps birthright citizenship.
2. a bill to sunset executive orders from presidents.
3.a bill to return the voice of the American people
4. bill proposal for judicial review.
5. Responded to this emai
Dear OPM,
1. a revised system of immigration that dissuades birth tourism, keeps birthright citizenship.
2. a bill to sunset executive orders from presidents.
3.a bill to return the voice of the American people
4. bill proposal for judicial review.
5. Responded to this emai
#Emails2DOGE
Things I did this week:
1) Found and reactivated my old X account
2) Found every tweet from Elon Musk and insulted him profusely in the comments
3) Insulted Elon on BlueSky
4) Insulted Elon on Facebook
5) Avoided Ketamine successfully
Things I did this week:
1) Found and reactivated my old X account
2) Found every tweet from Elon Musk and insulted him profusely in the comments
3) Insulted Elon on BlueSky
4) Insulted Elon on Facebook
5) Avoided Ketamine successfully
Five things I accomplished last week:
1. Sued Musk & DOGE (repeatedly)
2. Got Musk blocked out of Treasury
3. Sued Trump (repeatedly)
4. Helped persuade SCOTUS to leave anti-Trump injunction in place
5. Got booked @theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
Join us at 9 AM ET Sunday morning to discuss!
1. Sued Musk & DOGE (repeatedly)
2. Got Musk blocked out of Treasury
3. Sued Trump (repeatedly)
4. Helped persuade SCOTUS to leave anti-Trump injunction in place
5. Got booked @theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
Join us at 9 AM ET Sunday morning to discuss!
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#Emails2DOGE
Things I did this week:
1) Found and reactivated my old X account
2) Found every tweet from Elon Musk and insulted him profusely in the comments
3) Insulted Elon on BlueSky
4) Insulted Elon on Facebook
5) Avoided Ketamine successfully
Things I did this week:
1) Found and reactivated my old X account
2) Found every tweet from Elon Musk and insulted him profusely in the comments
3) Insulted Elon on BlueSky
4) Insulted Elon on Facebook
5) Avoided Ketamine successfully
#Emails2Doge
Dear Elon, What I did this week:
1. I had eyes that burn like cigarettes.
2. I had the right allocations.
3. I was fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.
4. I played with my jewelry, putting up my hair.
5. I toured the facility and picked up slack.
Dear Elon, What I did this week:
1. I had eyes that burn like cigarettes.
2. I had the right allocations.
3. I was fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.
4. I played with my jewelry, putting up my hair.
5. I toured the facility and picked up slack.
February 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#Emails2Doge
Dear Elon, What I did this week:
1. I had eyes that burn like cigarettes.
2. I had the right allocations.
3. I was fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.
4. I played with my jewelry, putting up my hair.
5. I toured the facility and picked up slack.
Dear Elon, What I did this week:
1. I had eyes that burn like cigarettes.
2. I had the right allocations.
3. I was fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.
4. I played with my jewelry, putting up my hair.
5. I toured the facility and picked up slack.
#emails2DOGE
1.Colonized mars
2.Redesigned the cyber truck
3.Sued DOGE for stealing my boss’s likeness
4.IDENTIFIED BILLIONS IN FRAUD!!
(see pics)
Oh shoot - that’s only 4– guess I’m out
1.Colonized mars
2.Redesigned the cyber truck
3.Sued DOGE for stealing my boss’s likeness
4.IDENTIFIED BILLIONS IN FRAUD!!
(see pics)
Oh shoot - that’s only 4– guess I’m out
February 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
#emails2DOGE
1.Colonized mars
2.Redesigned the cyber truck
3.Sued DOGE for stealing my boss’s likeness
4.IDENTIFIED BILLIONS IN FRAUD!!
(see pics)
Oh shoot - that’s only 4– guess I’m out
1.Colonized mars
2.Redesigned the cyber truck
3.Sued DOGE for stealing my boss’s likeness
4.IDENTIFIED BILLIONS IN FRAUD!!
(see pics)
Oh shoot - that’s only 4– guess I’m out