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Sad and tired.
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Dream AEW theme Taskmaster contestant lineup:

Bryan Danielson
Eddie Kingston
Kris Statlander
Willow Nightingale
Tie: RJ City / Adam Page?

My opinions are correct and not up for debate, but I welcome your opinions on your dream lineup.
July 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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My champion.
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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actually unreal how funny this image is
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Is she you know…Transhreksual
March 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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....do 4s exist...?
2 o 3
January 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Gonna open a bar where this is the only cocktail
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Finished last night. 9/10 (1-2 too many "how will Oz get out of THIS" plot beats). Genuinely masterful performance from Farrell. Way more tragic and messed up than I'd have expected. Wife who knows zero abt any of this was hooked without even seeing ep 1.
when people were saying The Penguin is a really good show my reaction was "no that is simply not possible" but i'm afraid those people were telling the truth
January 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I have a simple motto which I hold myself to:

"Don't look for reasons to be unhappy"

You'll know when you have a real problem on your hands, and it's much more fun to ask how that problem can be solved using your own brain and your own skills rather than an app or a widget.

That's the fun in life
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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AMERICAN LOSING ONE SOCIAL MEDIA APP:
I’m a refugee
January 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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justice alito, make me editor of PornHub and let me bundle insane fanfiction about the Illuminati alongside hardcore pornography and i will save this nation
January 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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marc ignores the fact that we aren't generally angry at Craigslist Craig, even though he helped kill newspapers, because he doesn't seem to have meant it and basically bounced after getting rich. No one hates Wozniak really. We hate you guys because you won't leave us alone.
By “free speech” they meant “make it illegal to dislike me”
January 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I think we need to stop assigning pets gender based on their genitals, and start doing it on vibes.

I've definitely met a trans cat before
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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They took the interview down 😭😭😭
Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news
December 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Here’s the past few I’ve read and enjoyed
December 5, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one
February 9, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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speaking of, i also have this WIP i'll finish eventually!! i can share this finally now that video posting has been invented. ft. both @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social
September 24, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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I wish I was a software guy so that I could troll people in the homebrew community like the FTPony/FTBrony dev did back in the day on the 3DS

I'd make some killer CPU/GPU tweaking app and then name it "Hawk Tunah" or something
October 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM