Amanda Louise
@customarymagic.bsky.social
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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
i want to get married and live with someone someday but the problem is i am really fuckin annoying
March 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i want to get married and live with someone someday but the problem is i am really fuckin annoying
watching one singular sleep aid video is the most efficient way to speed run the destruction of your entire YouTube recommendations algorithm
March 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
watching one singular sleep aid video is the most efficient way to speed run the destruction of your entire YouTube recommendations algorithm
*triple checks the link i just copied to make sure it didn't magically turn into a link to something horrifying before i send it to someone*
February 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*triple checks the link i just copied to make sure it didn't magically turn into a link to something horrifying before i send it to someone*
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
i don't want to date to get married i want to date so i have someone to play It Takes Two with
February 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i don't want to date to get married i want to date so i have someone to play It Takes Two with
new video game idea: kid thing, but scary
there's more. smiling kid friendly characters, but now with sharp teeth
and get this: the twist? they did spooky secret experiments. on children
and you learn all about the lore from notes and audio tapes
there's more. smiling kid friendly characters, but now with sharp teeth
and get this: the twist? they did spooky secret experiments. on children
and you learn all about the lore from notes and audio tapes
February 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
new video game idea: kid thing, but scary
there's more. smiling kid friendly characters, but now with sharp teeth
and get this: the twist? they did spooky secret experiments. on children
and you learn all about the lore from notes and audio tapes
there's more. smiling kid friendly characters, but now with sharp teeth
and get this: the twist? they did spooky secret experiments. on children
and you learn all about the lore from notes and audio tapes
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society went wrong ever since people stopped buying those cat clocks where the tail is the pendulum and the eyes move back and forth
February 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
society went wrong ever since people stopped buying those cat clocks where the tail is the pendulum and the eyes move back and forth
I'm not afraid of loud noises
I'm afraid of making loud noises
Because if I make a loud noise while everything else is quiet the entities are gonna hear me and find me
I'm afraid of making loud noises
Because if I make a loud noise while everything else is quiet the entities are gonna hear me and find me
February 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not afraid of loud noises
I'm afraid of making loud noises
Because if I make a loud noise while everything else is quiet the entities are gonna hear me and find me
I'm afraid of making loud noises
Because if I make a loud noise while everything else is quiet the entities are gonna hear me and find me
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me: man, I've been playing lots of JRPGs lately. I should switch it up
also me: a Persona 5 Royal NG run sounds fun
also me: a Persona 5 Royal NG run sounds fun
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
me: man, I've been playing lots of JRPGs lately. I should switch it up
also me: a Persona 5 Royal NG run sounds fun
also me: a Persona 5 Royal NG run sounds fun
one of my favorite hobbies is scrolling through zillow daydreaming about all the houses i'll never be able to afford 💜
February 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
one of my favorite hobbies is scrolling through zillow daydreaming about all the houses i'll never be able to afford 💜
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It can’t be stressed enough — these people are dangerous but at their core they are pathetic fucking losers
February 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It can’t be stressed enough — these people are dangerous but at their core they are pathetic fucking losers
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just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
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with this slap bracelet, i thee wed
February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
with this slap bracelet, i thee wed
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“Is everything a joke to you?”
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Is everything a joke to you?”
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
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Sell your Teslas and don't buy Cybertrucks unless you want everyone to laugh at you. That's what we all do, btw. Everytime we see that stupid car, we just laugh.
February 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sell your Teslas and don't buy Cybertrucks unless you want everyone to laugh at you. That's what we all do, btw. Everytime we see that stupid car, we just laugh.
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My wife doesn’t know about my secret second family (raccoons) that I visit while I’m traveling (in the woods)
August 2, 2024 at 8:17 PM
My wife doesn’t know about my secret second family (raccoons) that I visit while I’m traveling (in the woods)
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Are we referring to all Teslas as Swasticars now or is that reserved for the cybertruck, specifically?
February 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Are we referring to all Teslas as Swasticars now or is that reserved for the cybertruck, specifically?
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My son and I made mango sticky rice for dessert tonight, and goddamn. So delicious.
I say this not as a brag, but as a hope for you in your near future. Because I love you so much and you deserve something lovely, and sweet, and comforting. The world is grim, but sweetness persists. And so do we.
I say this not as a brag, but as a hope for you in your near future. Because I love you so much and you deserve something lovely, and sweet, and comforting. The world is grim, but sweetness persists. And so do we.
February 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My son and I made mango sticky rice for dessert tonight, and goddamn. So delicious.
I say this not as a brag, but as a hope for you in your near future. Because I love you so much and you deserve something lovely, and sweet, and comforting. The world is grim, but sweetness persists. And so do we.
I say this not as a brag, but as a hope for you in your near future. Because I love you so much and you deserve something lovely, and sweet, and comforting. The world is grim, but sweetness persists. And so do we.
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*pushing a wheelbarrow of cocaine into a room of 22-year-old nerds* SO WHO HERE HATES THE GOVERNMENT AND LOVES ME
February 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
*pushing a wheelbarrow of cocaine into a room of 22-year-old nerds* SO WHO HERE HATES THE GOVERNMENT AND LOVES ME
president²
The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
president²
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Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
whenever i feel stupid i just remember there are people out there who unironically spent money on a cyber truck and instantly feel better about myself
February 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
whenever i feel stupid i just remember there are people out there who unironically spent money on a cyber truck and instantly feel better about myself
y'all ever see someone driving the same car as you and get all self conscious like damn that's really what i look like to you guys huh
February 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
y'all ever see someone driving the same car as you and get all self conscious like damn that's really what i look like to you guys huh