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@cursedking.bsky.social
Just a little curse, they said. won't even notice it.
Companies can’t advertise actual ai use cases that aren’t the most depressed antisocial scenarios possible because they don’t exist.
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Bruh Pikachu got on Ozempic hard core, looking *tight*
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In my restless dreams, I smell that onion and mustard. Sandwich Hill.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is so fucking embarrassing. Putting Shapiro on the topic of de-escalation is absurd on its face and Klein knows it. He just wants to ghoulishly hawk his book to more people. Here’s a quick tip, they will still hate you.
Today’s episode of The Ezra Klein Show.

Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation

The state — and stakes — of political disagreement in America, both before and after the Charlie Kirk shooting.
open.spotify.com/episode/136V...

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/o...
Opinion | Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching people reject America’s propaganda so hard that they become inured to China’s propaganda is always so odd. Like you have just swapped one golden calf for another, like surely that’s clear? They are both bad.
September 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@friends-table.bsky.social table chatter at the end of the latest Realis session

Keith (exasperated): There’s no such thing as evil mirrors in the Real World!

Austin (crosstalk, immediately) : Well that’s not true.

I died, Realis has been so so good.
July 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Jesse Welles - come for the agitprop, stay for the stream of consciousness narrative poetry full of super vibrant imagery that weaves in and out of meaning and nonsense.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E9l...
War Isn’t Murder
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
www.youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Jesus fucking christ
March 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Omg it me fr
my wife [welling up]: oh my god i love it, it’s exactly what i always wante-

me: don’t forget to put the paper in the trash bag
December 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Buu/Satan is basically the only thing I truly love about that arc. It’s so good.
buu and mr satan are literally married and i will die on that
people should post about this like they do spy x family
December 22, 2024 at 9:35 PM
One thing to know about the music industry is that no one is currently doing it like Pete & Bas and The Northern Boys

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljD...
The Northern Boys - Give It To Me
YouTube video by Sindhu World
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that
December 16, 2024 at 8:58 AM
They got put in The Device
got a packet of haribo bears. they've undergone some sort of process
December 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Robert Redford with a tiny cardboard cut-out of Paul Newman, photographed by John Dominis, Utah, 1969
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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ME: *trying to push the ring girl back into the tv with a broom* no. NO. fuck off! come on! get... go back in there!
November 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
It’s hard to not repost stuff to try and get a dunk in but it’s overall just not worth it, empty calories.
it's clear now that republican trolls are squatting here. i know it's tempting to engage, but i cannot stress enough that blocking is the only way to preserve this community. block and move on. block and move on. block and move on.
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
THE DEAD SPEAK!
November 10, 2024 at 4:20 PM