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I got told to stop denying myself the kind of support I encourage others to accept so I set up a ko-fi
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Legitimately sad I couldn't buy the dinnerware I've been coveting at half price because I'm autistic about bowls, brains are weird
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Legitimately sad I couldn't buy the dinnerware I've been coveting at half price because I'm autistic about bowls, brains are weird
My pharmacy uses Doordash as their delivery provider, my grocery store uses UberEats. I have to use these stores due to location & poverty. Stop hassling disabled people about shit we have no control over; put that energy into creating more ethical options. I am so, so sick of seeing this discourse.
this mf made me make a sign to tap
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
My pharmacy uses Doordash as their delivery provider, my grocery store uses UberEats. I have to use these stores due to location & poverty. Stop hassling disabled people about shit we have no control over; put that energy into creating more ethical options. I am so, so sick of seeing this discourse.
This is fucking racist against Australians you internet-gentrifying techbro cunts
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This is fucking racist against Australians you internet-gentrifying techbro cunts
Giving someone the gift of food being significantly less upsetting to deal with is a great feeling
🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Giving someone the gift of food being significantly less upsetting to deal with is a great feeling
Putting this on my resume
I’ve loved CuntGPT for 12,000 years!
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Putting this on my resume
Oh now you validate my DNS you temperamental bitch
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Oh now you validate my DNS you temperamental bitch
Hire a licensed asbestos removalist to get rid of the asbestos we've been breathing in for the last 6 years because privatising social housing is an elaborate bureaucratic nightmare of a scam lolsob
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hire a licensed asbestos removalist to get rid of the asbestos we've been breathing in for the last 6 years because privatising social housing is an elaborate bureaucratic nightmare of a scam lolsob
Starting a new honour mode playthrough on BG3 because 3 out of 4 party members clipped under the rocks in the house of hope and instantly died and I can't get them out or leave to ask Withers to res them
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Starting a new honour mode playthrough on BG3 because 3 out of 4 party members clipped under the rocks in the house of hope and instantly died and I can't get them out or leave to ask Withers to res them
Why do Americans pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasier"
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why do Americans pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasier"
My kingdom for a hide/show labels function on posts
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My kingdom for a hide/show labels function on posts
Sucks to be the grocery delivery customer after me because their order is at my house, but they ordered shit like chocolate flavoured coconut water which surely nobody actually likes so no big loss?
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Sucks to be the grocery delivery customer after me because their order is at my house, but they ordered shit like chocolate flavoured coconut water which surely nobody actually likes so no big loss?
Stop wasting money on getting dragged through courts and tribunals for withholding support to which people are lawfully entitled via programs like social security, the NDIS, etc. Lawyers aren't cheap and the return on investment is good for productivity.
#AusPol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
#AusPol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Labor puts squeeze on public service, sparking warnings of job losses
After it campaigned against a Coalition pledge to cut 41,000 public servants, Labor is ramping up its own efficiency drive in a move expected to cost jobs.
www.abc.net.au
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Stop wasting money on getting dragged through courts and tribunals for withholding support to which people are lawfully entitled via programs like social security, the NDIS, etc. Lawyers aren't cheap and the return on investment is good for productivity.
#AusPol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
#AusPol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Seconded
australians don’t call progesterone “proggo” but i think we should start
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Seconded
I, an Australian, got an email on the 23rd from a Polish online bra store about "Black Week" 😂
It's very annoying that Black Friday has turned into a whole ass month.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I, an Australian, got an email on the 23rd from a Polish online bra store about "Black Week" 😂
This is fucking embarrassing to have happen twice
#AusPol live: Pauline Hanson ejected from Senate as ‘disgraceful’ burqa stunt condemned by senators from across political divide
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#AusPol live: Pauline Hanson ejected from Senate as ‘disgraceful’ burqa stunt condemned by senators from across political divide
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australia politics live: Pauline Hanson ejected from Senate as ‘disgraceful’ burqa stunt condemned by senators from across political divide
Follow live
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This is fucking embarrassing to have happen twice
#AusPol live: Pauline Hanson ejected from Senate as ‘disgraceful’ burqa stunt condemned by senators from across political divide
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#AusPol live: Pauline Hanson ejected from Senate as ‘disgraceful’ burqa stunt condemned by senators from across political divide
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
@albomp.bsky.social's @australianlabor.bsky.social are a pack of flogs running the same privatisation scams as the Coalition, even after the consultancy "ban". What was the point in electing them when they're just going to keep doing the same things?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
‘The whole thing stinks’: outsourced ATO call centre workers shocked by conditions as callers complain about inexperienced staff
Chartered Accountants Australia and New Zealand also say the ATO’s ‘phone system just doesn’t work’
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@albomp.bsky.social's @australianlabor.bsky.social are a pack of flogs running the same privatisation scams as the Coalition, even after the consultancy "ban". What was the point in electing them when they're just going to keep doing the same things?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
How DARE @albomp.bsky.social's @australianlabor.bsky.social ransom #robodebt reform behind sneaky persecutory measures after using the promise of reform to win elections?
When parliamentarians accused of serious crimes get to keep their enormous taxpayer-funded incomes, we get to keep our pittance.
When parliamentarians accused of serious crimes get to keep their enormous taxpayer-funded incomes, we get to keep our pittance.
What did these groups have to say? 🧵
@kristin8x.antipovertycentre.org from @antipovertycentre.org:
live.thepoint.com.au/2025/11/the-...
@kristin8x.antipovertycentre.org from @antipovertycentre.org:
live.thepoint.com.au/2025/11/the-...
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How DARE @albomp.bsky.social's @australianlabor.bsky.social ransom #robodebt reform behind sneaky persecutory measures after using the promise of reform to win elections?
When parliamentarians accused of serious crimes get to keep their enormous taxpayer-funded incomes, we get to keep our pittance.
When parliamentarians accused of serious crimes get to keep their enormous taxpayer-funded incomes, we get to keep our pittance.
Brain so internet poisoned I read "L4/5 disc bulge" on my spinal MRI report and immediately think "OwO what's this"
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Brain so internet poisoned I read "L4/5 disc bulge" on my spinal MRI report and immediately think "OwO what's this"
Bethesda getting ratioed to fuck on Steam again, this time for an unwanted anniversary edition & updates to a 10-year-old game that not only break the game, they break the community's free mods to forcibly insert paid mods and squeeze money out of the Fallout TV series hype train
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Bethesda getting ratioed to fuck on Steam again, this time for an unwanted anniversary edition & updates to a 10-year-old game that not only break the game, they break the community's free mods to forcibly insert paid mods and squeeze money out of the Fallout TV series hype train
Reposted by CuntGPT
Many people thought that John Laws died the other week - but he's actually being held in the drains under this dog statue next to the QVB. Every time someone approaches, Pennywise the Clown forces him give this speech! True story.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Many people thought that John Laws died the other week - but he's actually being held in the drains under this dog statue next to the QVB. Every time someone approaches, Pennywise the Clown forces him give this speech! True story.
Weird choice of headline but a good bit on the benefits of compulsory preferential voting in the Washminster system and our trajectory towards minority governments forcing parliamentary transparency from belligerent party leaders.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Australians have made the Senate the government's worst nightmare
For most of our federation's history, the two-party system has been an efficient organiser of the population. That has all changed.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Weird choice of headline but a good bit on the benefits of compulsory preferential voting in the Washminster system and our trajectory towards minority governments forcing parliamentary transparency from belligerent party leaders.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
These articles never mention adenomyosis, which is when endometrial tissue grows in pockets in the walls of the uterus. It can't be diagnosed until the uterus is removed from the body and dissected and can occur with or without endometriosis.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Pelvic pain devastates lives amid vast research gaps
As the country attempts to close the gaps in pelvic pain research and treatment, Jaali Barton continues to search for help.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
These articles never mention adenomyosis, which is when endometrial tissue grows in pockets in the walls of the uterus. It can't be diagnosed until the uterus is removed from the body and dissected and can occur with or without endometriosis.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
"Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck."
- Donald Horne, The Lucky Country (1964)
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
- Donald Horne, The Lucky Country (1964)
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
BOM reveals new website cost $96.5m, not $4.1m as first announced
Federal Environment Minister Murray Watt has asked the weather agency's new boss to examine how the website's cost and redesign went so wrong.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck."
- Donald Horne, The Lucky Country (1964)
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
- Donald Horne, The Lucky Country (1964)
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
It has been deeply unsettling watching Albo's Labor become the conservative party in place of the Coalition who have departed for the weird far right
“Labor, in seeking to be the “natural party of government” as Anthony Albanese likes to say, has sacrificed its duality. The political party is separate from the movement that underpinned it.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It has been deeply unsettling watching Albo's Labor become the conservative party in place of the Coalition who have departed for the weird far right
A movie that takes place where you're from
(not many in regional WA, details in alt text)
(not many in regional WA, details in alt text)
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(not many in regional WA, details in alt text)
(not many in regional WA, details in alt text)