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🖤 Boorloo Perth | Social Justice Warlock | Nazi Puncher | Devourer of the Avaricious | Any/All Omnigender | Omnisexual | Omnishambles | Autistic | Disabled | Chronically Ill | Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend | Technically An Adult | Show Me Your Pets 🖤
They can't even proofread their articles, they're not gonna be fact checking their sources. It's sad
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hang on...
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gimme your number so I can butt dial you
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My butt speaks for itself
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love you, weird homewares. Fuck you, capitalism.

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November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Exactly!
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I don't know what Pet Circle uses and I'm not in a position to be discerning because it's not like I can go out and heft around a 15kg bag of cat litter myself 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Most fragile devs on the entire internet fr
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
No, thank you for writing it!
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Might as well tbh. At least I wouldn't have to pay rent for the privilege
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My spleen is braver
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's not even wrong in a bunch of non-white sociolinguistic cultures ffs. I'm aunty to my friend's kid because they grew up in a First Nations Australian community and that's what an aunty is in that culture.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yeah like Peter Steele but more feminine

It really fucks with the gay bashers when they get bashed by a faggot

And all he really wants to do is be sweet with me and the cat haha
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
He's 6'2" with a beautiful bass tone and the most annoying body type that somehow turns ungodly amounts of sugar into toned muscle so thats the approach and thankfully the dweebier ones piss their pants accordingly but it's the turbos on pingers who choose violence
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It sucks, he's like a magnet for aggro but he still tries to minimise the amount of harm he has to do. Imagine watching the CCTV of the time a tweaker beelined at him to punch him in the face at the train station so my SO manually turned him off but gently laid him down so he didn't hit his head
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oooof pocket jock 😂

SO used to play AFL & looks like a lady so he gets aggro from men for reasons like "unga bunga" and "you made my dick twitch and now I'm confused" so he gladly accepted the bonus role of staunching on creeps who pester his lady friends but all the violence kind of takes a toll
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why do his facial expressions always look like he moisturises with lemon juice
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM