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A still shot of Moe from The Simpsons in the scene where someone says "garage" and he goes "ooh, la-di-da Mr Frenchman" and someone else goes "what do you call it?" and Moe goes "a car hole" but I placed the word "seppo" over the text where it would say "car hole"
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Seriously why, and this shit is expensive too
A photo of my pasty white hand holding a 1 litre carton of Cocobella chocolate flavoured coconut water that has 5 key electrolytes (not specified). These are AUD $5.50 each and there were 2.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Bethesda getting ratioed to fuck on Steam again, this time for an unwanted anniversary edition & updates to a 10-year-old game that not only break the game, they break the community's free mods to forcibly insert paid mods and squeeze money out of the Fallout TV series hype train
A screenshot of my public Steam review for Fallout 4 I posted today that says "Bethesda have a review bomb humiliation link". I do not recommend it and have 378.8 hours of play on record (more not logged by Steam).
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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A Little to the Left is currently half price on Steam if you have Sorting Autism like I do. I turned off the game music and put on my doom yoga playlist and it made my brain feel really nice (I have a lap desk and play on an armchair, it's cosy af)

store.steampowered.com/app/1629520/...
A photo of a big TV on a desk with little surround speakers, a Nintendo switch in its dock, a plush Very Hungry Caterpillar, and a plush white and orange cat sleeping on a pillow. In the foreground are my black gaming keyboard backlit in purple and my black water bottle. The TV is displaying a digital image of a fishing tackle box with all different sized compartments for sorting a bunch of different fishing tackle like lures, worms, and a jaw harp for some reason.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Glad I caught this Autocorrect before I posted, I'm crying
A screenshot of the reply I was composing where instead of "shop" it said "shit" so it looks like I've been checking for egg nog every time I do a shit for weeks
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Cunt Tuesday's Egg Noggin' Chrismio Sippio
A photo of a 1 litre carton of Pauls brand original egg nog sitting on my kitchen counter. My thought process went like egg nog > egg noggin' > Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio (an Adult Swim animation)> Cunt Tuesday's Egg Noggin Chrismio (Christmas) Sippio (sippy) I am a prisoner in my own mind
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A photo of an old marionette puppet named Mr Squiggle. He's like an elf with elf shoes and an elf hat and he has a big pencil for a nose with big eyes and a long, flexible neck. There's a speech bubble at the bottom so it looks like he's saying the quoted reskeet below.
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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This has been the funniest gif I have ever seen for the last 10 years or so and I think about it at least once a week
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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You're a wonderful cat parent 🖤

This is Fred's setup. He has a dog bowl stand because he prefers to stand up while he eats too. We call it his shop because when he's in there he looks like a shopkeeper 😂
A photo of a tall cardboard box on its side with 2 cat faced felt buckets of cat toys on top. Inside there is a black bowl stand with 2 stainless steel cat bowls, one with wet food and one with dry food.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Everyone boo Fred for yelling in my face when I was asleep at 4:30am because I can't get back to sleep
A white and orange cat is nice and comfy in what he thinks is a bed but is actually a box lined with wiggly soundproofing foam where a microphone goes for recording
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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He was 26. I was 16 & "mature for my age". I was a child sleeping on the streets.
A photo of me aged 16 wearing a black Slipknot hoodie with black eyeliner and black dyed hair standing next to a 26 year old man with dark hair and a 3 day beard regrowth holding a midi of beer and a cigarette. We're in a bar, which I shouldn't have been because I was underage. This bar was notorious for letting in underage kids and I was living on the streets at the time so I went there on Tuesdays for the $10 jug of beer & plate of BBQ nights, which is where I met him. It ended in a restraining order and him in prison for assault occasioning bodily harm when I was 19.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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That's not very zen mode of you, Aaron
An unedited screenshot of a thread as follows: Damned Atheist What a pity, I can only hope you get bitten again. Juky 15 2025 at 11:18pm CuntGPT And a very anaphylaxis to you too, internet stranger 3mo The reply from Damned Atheist wishing harm on me was labelled by Bluesky moderation with the "threats" label described as "promotes violence or hames towards others, including threats, incitement, or advocacy of harms".
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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16 naans Jeremy? That's insane!
A photo of a huge red bag of 16 tandoori naans taking up half my freezer drawer
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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This will fix me
A photo of a 750ml bottle of triple espresso iced coffee called CHILL CHARGE by Brownes dairy. It's open and resting on my knee with my left hand wrapped around its neck like it's a dick pic.
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Mods in an absolute shambles
A still shot of Beavis from Beavis & Butthead cartoon with his t-shirt pulled up over the back of his head and his fists held out in front of him with his arms bent at the elbows in Cornholio mode looking tweaker as fuck with text that says "are you threatening me"
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Fred's doing maintenance on his hand knives so he can punish me for something arbitrary later
A photo of a white and orange cat sitting up washing his cat fist with the claws out because he doesn't want to kill me with germs, he just wants to make me bleed
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A screenshot of Moe from Animal Crossing New Horizons. He's a blue and white cat with yellow eyes wearing a black hoodie. There's a speech bubble above his head because the OP is something Moe would say as a cat who lets bugs live in his house in the game.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Logging on
A photo of a glass window showing the greasy, dusty imprint of a bird that flew into it, wings akimbo, and shat itself in its ensuing panic
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Would you believe his replies were even worse than the skeet I quoted? Literally "racist = low IQ = bad"
Original skeet by jamelle [verification tick] @jamellebouie.n... 13 hours ago that says "apropos james watson's death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. "buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart" is a thing only a dumbass can believe" Quoteskeeted by me with "ableism is the root of all prejudice and yet here it is in the same context in the same sentence 🙃 this shit is exhausting"
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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the face I made reading this skeet
A photo of the front of an orange cat who has gone as long as possible while still having all its paws on the couch because it's recoiling, and its ears have gone so flat they've disappeared entirely
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Ok this is a decent idea but it isn't really "offering everyone free electricity", come on now
The government plans to implement the scheme starting in July next year, first in Queensland, New South Wales and South Australia. If it works well, other regions will get it starting in 2027.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Also this is incredibly fucking cringe, I nearly died from second hand embarrassment. Holy shit. It's literally that Twilight Zone episode where the kid became president.
An uncropped, unedited screenshot from my phone showing the United States of America Economic Research Service webpage for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) Data System last updated on 1/3/2025 with a US Government official verification tag and an announcement banner at the top that says, verbatim, "Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown, this government website will not be updated during the funding lapse. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people."
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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And he is a good dad to our weird son
A photo of a slender, tanned white guy in black shorts and t-shirt holding a black acoustic guitar with one black-thonged foot on the black coffee table in front of a white and orange cat sitting on the arm of a dark blue couch. He's flipping me off for taking pics of him being cute playing guitar to the cat and his face is covered with a heart eyes emoji
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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My SO looks uncannily similar to this pic of Peter Steele from Type O Negative and every day I am grateful for beautiful hot goth men
A photo of a topless, young, muscly white guy with pale skin, very long black wavy hair, and clean shaved face with a strong jaw and chin. He's wearing a chain with a pendant of the female sex symbol and his eyes are whited out because he's working the vampire sex icon angle.
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Seriously though, who sends business emails from their government email address at nearly 11pm after being asked not to send business emails to my personal email address outside business hours when you previously did it at nearly 8pm
From: [redacted] <[redacted]@dohw.wa.gov.au> Sent: Thursday, 30 October 2025 22:49 To: Claire [redacted] <[redacted]@live.co.uk> Subject: RE: FACS - Please Respond to Complaint Feedback (#[redacted]) of Ms. Claire [redacted] From: Claire [redacted] Sent: Friday, 31 October 2025 15:02 To: [redacted] <[redacted]@dohw.wa.gov.au> Subject: RE: FACS - Please Respond to Complaint Feedback (#[redacted]) of Ms. Claire [redacted] Hello [redacted] I will respond to your email via another email address [redacted]. I ask you to use it exclusively moving forward so I can turn off push notifications outside business hours which I cannot do with this email address. Regards Claire [redacted]
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM