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cuddlemari.bsky.social
SAVVY SQUID
@cuddlemari.bsky.social
24 / queer / she/they
arcane desert creature beast. interested in creative writing and art. hobbyist leatherworker.

🔞 18+, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 🔞
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every so often i remember that one time on twitter, an acct called "whiteboifascist" commented on a pic of me chugging a lil bottle of hypnotiq going "omg is that poppers? i rly want to try poppers!"

and I went "yeah u gotta drink em to get the full effect"
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHITS U DONT TAKE
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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harriet dubois disco elysium
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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1/x The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Look at what I did! 🎉
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
god i wish i could write, i wanna write something cool for my oc where she drains the fluids out of some unfortunate schmuck's body
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
we all need to remember that sex is intimate and weird and if you're not comfortable with that, you shouldn't engage on that basis.
don't worry i got you
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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look, just because this is a website, the lowest of all mankind's endeavors, that doesn't mean you have an excuse to be a slattern. smarten up. brush your hair. diaper goes on narrow side forward. stop being a cunt at random to people who don't deserve it. try moisturizing
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
My new Buy Me a Coffee account was suspended before my first payout was received, the site stating it is “required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee”

Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Samantha designs a weapon system.

(1/6)
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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rare sfw on main!
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I don't remember making whatsapp thing last night while my sleep meds were kicking in, but here he is on my phone anyway
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Commission for Nameisthis
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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i am going to become the martin luther of femboys
The pope has spoke to God and God clarified the whole transsexual matter as “basically pretty much cool except for the…the femboy thing”
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It's called Lovely Lady RPG and it's about being a trans person in 2025 England if 2025 England were also 1920s England and also Disco Elysium

store.steampowered.com/app/3567040/...
Lovely Lady RPG on Steam
Lovely Lady RPG is a visual novel about wandering around and just sort of seeing what life has in store for you. After waking up with a hole in her ceiling, a cosmic space Orb embedded in her chest an...
store.steampowered.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Oh my god, none of this matters.
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM