CthulhuChrist
cthulhuchrist.bsky.social
CthulhuChrist
@cthulhuchrist.bsky.social
Wrestling, horror, videogames, and Godzilla. I sometimes make art when I'm not being pummelled into a paste by life events.
Hear me out. This years Full Gear is a great opportunity to let the women's world championship be the main event. #aew @tonykhan.bsky.social
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November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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"... I mean its not even real paedophilia unless its from the nonce region of France, otherwise its just sparkly diddling."
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My new favorite hockey team just dropped.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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rewatched THE MUPPETS and muppet man still hits so hard
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
From one Broni to another. Go listen to my man
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tables be like "that dont work for me, brother"

#aewdynamite #bloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fuck John Fetterman in particular you spineless douche
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I feel its important to say, while of course next years election in November is going to be hella important, the primaries before that election may be even more important. This is where you make the real changes. This is where you weed out the garbage so come November you dont have to "settle"
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Straight up, the type of person that quits cause this dude got elected probably shouldn't be cops to begin with.
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If ever there was a time to weed out the fake Christians, who have dragged our name through the depths of muddy hell, now would be a good time
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I need more people to play #ultramancardgame. Its so damn good and pretty
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hot MTG take. The "meta" exists for people who lack creativity, originality, or any sort of critical thinking. All you need to do is copy and paste to feel like a real winner.

This hot take brought to you by "guy who just fought his 5th landfall chocobo deck in a row"
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
LMFAO
John Fetterman looks like something pennywise would disguise itself as
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This
I fuckin hate UI updates that fuck with my muscle memory

THERE WAS NO NEED TO MOVE THAT BUTTON WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT BUTTON
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Jungle Jack Perry brought back the Scapegoat mask!

#AEWDynamite
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Slow clap for meet the feebles reference
every time a blue jays runner makes it to third base, they have to
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It really is true. 1000+ EPs in and he still doesnt learn either
I decided to watch One Piece from the beginning since I never kept up with it. I’m only on season 2 but It’s crazy how often Luffy just gets stuck in stuff during fights.
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
An all-time banger right here.
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What this guy said
Watch HOUSE (1977). That is all.
October 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM