Just a Guy
@cs-defi.bsky.social
A guy, I'm just. And 2 cats. They're very unjust.
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"Charlie Kirk wasn't the saint you're all making him out to be and if you just listen to some of the things he said--"
*red dot appears on my chest*
*another on my forehead*
*red dot appears on my chest*
*another on my forehead*
Mike Johnson: "The last time I checked, Americans have more freedom right now to express themselves and speak their minds after Republicans took over ... it is the Republicans who restored your right to share and speak your mind."
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Charlie Kirk wasn't the saint you're all making him out to be and if you just listen to some of the things he said--"
*red dot appears on my chest*
*another on my forehead*
*red dot appears on my chest*
*another on my forehead*
A plastic jar of peanuts being shaken has a sound similar to that of a plastic jar of cat treats, and now I get looks of betrayal when I snack.
October 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A plastic jar of peanuts being shaken has a sound similar to that of a plastic jar of cat treats, and now I get looks of betrayal when I snack.
August 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Tom Brady just passed on Shedeur AGAIN
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tom Brady just passed on Shedeur AGAIN
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LOL, he blocked me, which is a shitty strategy to kill posts that alert people that you are posting disinformation. He is doing this systematically to others also.
Folks, if you don't like being lied to, block: @thomaspayne.bsky.social
Folks, if you don't like being lied to, block: @thomaspayne.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
LOL, he blocked me, which is a shitty strategy to kill posts that alert people that you are posting disinformation. He is doing this systematically to others also.
Folks, if you don't like being lied to, block: @thomaspayne.bsky.social
Folks, if you don't like being lied to, block: @thomaspayne.bsky.social
Amazon just pushed a Halloween-themed notification to me in August and I've never hated Bezos more.
August 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Amazon just pushed a Halloween-themed notification to me in August and I've never hated Bezos more.
Me trying to have conversations in meetings while @tottenhamhotspur.com is putting in work on the TV
a picture of a man with the words internally screaming
ALT: a picture of a man with the words internally screaming
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me trying to have conversations in meetings while @tottenhamhotspur.com is putting in work on the TV
I read this 5 times before I realized it wasn't satire
August 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I read this 5 times before I realized it wasn't satire
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I am beginning to think that Republican transphobia does not, in fact, have fuck all to do with supporting the athletic endeavors of women
Don Jr posted a meme of Trump on the White House roof throwing a green dildo at WNBA players
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am beginning to think that Republican transphobia does not, in fact, have fuck all to do with supporting the athletic endeavors of women
Just went out for a jog around the neighborhood. My smartwatch reported itself stolen.
July 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just went out for a jog around the neighborhood. My smartwatch reported itself stolen.
I've been walking around all morning with my polo shirt unbuttoned. Like some common scoundrel!
July 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I've been walking around all morning with my polo shirt unbuttoned. Like some common scoundrel!
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Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
July 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
When your cat is looking past you but making this face. Just gonna go ahead and run thanks.
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When your cat is looking past you but making this face. Just gonna go ahead and run thanks.
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What a way to go out
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What a way to go out
Seeing all the Emmy noms for Shrinking
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Seeing all the Emmy noms for Shrinking
Things that need to stop happening in sports analysis:
#1. Fantasy football analysis of schedule strength during the summer. There is 0 way of saying for certain now whether a given team's defense will be strong or weak in either the passing game or the running game.
#1. Fantasy football analysis of schedule strength during the summer. There is 0 way of saying for certain now whether a given team's defense will be strong or weak in either the passing game or the running game.
July 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Things that need to stop happening in sports analysis:
#1. Fantasy football analysis of schedule strength during the summer. There is 0 way of saying for certain now whether a given team's defense will be strong or weak in either the passing game or the running game.
#1. Fantasy football analysis of schedule strength during the summer. There is 0 way of saying for certain now whether a given team's defense will be strong or weak in either the passing game or the running game.
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FIFA Club World Cup ticket sales tank dramatically after the Dept. of Homeland Security bragged that agents would be “suited and booted" at the stadium in a now-deleted social media post
FIFA Club World Cup Ticket Sales TANK After DHS Says Agents Will Be At Stadium
Tickets to the opening match that were once $349 (and up) could be had for just $4.
www.huffpost.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
FIFA Club World Cup ticket sales tank dramatically after the Dept. of Homeland Security bragged that agents would be “suited and booted" at the stadium in a now-deleted social media post
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I mean, scholars of fascism were like, “He’s going to attack universities, the media, and unions, and he’s going to arrest his political opponents,” and most of America was like, “Stop exaggerating.”
SEIU California President David Huerta has apparently been charged with a federal crime--conspiracy to impede an officer. This is a felony that carries a sentence of six years in federal prison.
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I mean, scholars of fascism were like, “He’s going to attack universities, the media, and unions, and he’s going to arrest his political opponents,” and most of America was like, “Stop exaggerating.”
My last Amazon order was a camo PS5 controller and Just for Men. It's like the "How do you do, fellow kids" meme has an Amazon Prime account.
June 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My last Amazon order was a camo PS5 controller and Just for Men. It's like the "How do you do, fellow kids" meme has an Amazon Prime account.
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“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”
Doechii at the #BETAwards
Doechii at the #BETAwards
June 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”
Doechii at the #BETAwards
Doechii at the #BETAwards
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This is so fucking good
June 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is so fucking good
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
Multiple baskets full of toys, including a plush, motorized bird that chirps and flaps its wings. Multiple scratching pads, each seasoned with catnip and/or Silverine powder. An empty cardboard box.
My cat seeing a random leaf outside the screen door.
My cat seeing a random leaf outside the screen door.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Multiple baskets full of toys, including a plush, motorized bird that chirps and flaps its wings. Multiple scratching pads, each seasoned with catnip and/or Silverine powder. An empty cardboard box.
My cat seeing a random leaf outside the screen door.
My cat seeing a random leaf outside the screen door.
Milkshakes: Because who doesn't want to drink dessert while they eat dinner?
June 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Milkshakes: Because who doesn't want to drink dessert while they eat dinner?
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"The hallways...were absolutely lined with ICE agents. And immigrants were scared to leave, even though their cases were still open. What happened was that ICE agents then stormed into the courtroom, kicked out the attorneys, and detained everyone in the courtroom over the judge's objections."
An immigration lawyer who tried to stave off ICE disappearances in Lower Manhattan last week spoke to Hell Gate about the trap that's being set for immigrants.
"This is so extreme, from both a legal perspective and one's conscience," she told Hell Gate.
hellgatenyc.com/immigration-...
"This is so extreme, from both a legal perspective and one's conscience," she told Hell Gate.
hellgatenyc.com/immigration-...
June 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"The hallways...were absolutely lined with ICE agents. And immigrants were scared to leave, even though their cases were still open. What happened was that ICE agents then stormed into the courtroom, kicked out the attorneys, and detained everyone in the courtroom over the judge's objections."