Just a Guy
@cs-defi.bsky.social
A guy, I'm just. And 2 cats. They're very unjust.
August 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I read this 5 times before I realized it wasn't satire
August 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I read this 5 times before I realized it wasn't satire
When your cat is looking past you but making this face. Just gonna go ahead and run thanks.
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When your cat is looking past you but making this face. Just gonna go ahead and run thanks.
Me at my desk in my home office when my cats start sniffing around my whiskey shelves behind me
June 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Me at my desk in my home office when my cats start sniffing around my whiskey shelves behind me
May 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A bald cardinal just looks like a chicken taking a break during cosplay.
May 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A bald cardinal just looks like a chicken taking a break during cosplay.
I am responsible for none of this, but I will enjoy eating it as though it was my own
March 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am responsible for none of this, but I will enjoy eating it as though it was my own
"Stop talking about my little paws and get me some dinner, old man."
March 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Stop talking about my little paws and get me some dinner, old man."
It was 65 yesterday. Why can't the cheese puff put a tariff on Canada's weather instead?
March 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It was 65 yesterday. Why can't the cheese puff put a tariff on Canada's weather instead?
When you're so dramatic that it even comes out when you're sleeping
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When you're so dramatic that it even comes out when you're sleeping
Seriously, this is a daily drama.
February 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Seriously, this is a daily drama.
Look at these tiny paws. Look at them.
January 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Look at these tiny paws. Look at them.
"My form is pretty perfect, so..."
January 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"My form is pretty perfect, so..."
Tash Sultana playing. Arctic zoning.
December 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Tash Sultana playing. Arctic zoning.
My new roommates are already cliquing up without me
December 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
My new roommates are already cliquing up without me