There’s a fee for everything. I’m tired.
January 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There’s a fee for everything. I’m tired.
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KFC knew they was wrong for snatching these offa the menu. 😤
January 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
KFC knew they was wrong for snatching these offa the menu. 😤
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You'll have to force yourself to wash your own ass sometimes
16. People with depression, what are some unspoken things about it that society doesn't talk about?
January 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You'll have to force yourself to wash your own ass sometimes
Dreamt I was on a date with Sterling K. Brown. We were eating good, dancing, and laughing. I’m so sad it was just a dream
January 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dreamt I was on a date with Sterling K. Brown. We were eating good, dancing, and laughing. I’m so sad it was just a dream
My problem is I wanna take my cat on every trip with me
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My problem is I wanna take my cat on every trip with me
Omg my credit score dropped by 40 points when they removed my student loans
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Omg my credit score dropped by 40 points when they removed my student loans
Is my Christmas tree still up? Yes. Idk when I’ll have the energy to take it down. I gotta save what energy I do have for working out, cooking, and going to work lol
January 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is my Christmas tree still up? Yes. Idk when I’ll have the energy to take it down. I gotta save what energy I do have for working out, cooking, and going to work lol
Now why did we just start shaking again
Just had an earthquake in San Francisco. Nova felt the couch shaking and took off running.
January 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Now why did we just start shaking again
Just had an earthquake in San Francisco. Nova felt the couch shaking and took off running.
January 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just had an earthquake in San Francisco. Nova felt the couch shaking and took off running.
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It’s small in here…
Nah, you big in here
Nah, you big in here
January 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s small in here…
Nah, you big in here
Nah, you big in here
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I think I look 37, but a GOOD 37. However, it still feels nice when ppl think I look 27-30.
January 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think I look 37, but a GOOD 37. However, it still feels nice when ppl think I look 27-30.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
... you have my word
... you have my word
a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
... you have my word
... you have my word
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"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations
January 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations
It’s almost 8pm and I haven’t had one bite to eat
January 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s almost 8pm and I haven’t had one bite to eat
I’ve been down so bad mentally that edibles actually make it WORSE. I haven’t had an edible in 3 months
January 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’ve been down so bad mentally that edibles actually make it WORSE. I haven’t had an edible in 3 months
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Clarissa explained none of this.
January 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Clarissa explained none of this.
My student loan balance finally hit $0.00. I qualified for PSLF in November but it was still showing a balance until now
January 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My student loan balance finally hit $0.00. I qualified for PSLF in November but it was still showing a balance until now
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These are the lemons that life gives you
January 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
These are the lemons that life gives you
Toast with ricotta, honey, cinnamon, and raspberries >>>
January 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Toast with ricotta, honey, cinnamon, and raspberries >>>
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Talk about an omen
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Talk about an omen
Quick lil 12-4-45 + abs
January 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Quick lil 12-4-45 + abs
Fireworks and neighbors going crazy
January 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Fireworks and neighbors going crazy