CrypticCole
@crypticcole.bsky.social
Come see me spend entirely too much time yelling into the void (except this time its a significantly better void than previously).
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Lmao
lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
July 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lmao
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lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
July 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
That was like a really quick trial and discovery period right? I feel like these type of things usually get dragged on for like years
Breaking news: Jurors in Sean “Diddy” Combs’s federal trial told a judge they had reached a verdict on all but one of the charges in his sex trafficking case, which could send the music mogul to prison for life.
Jury reaches partial verdict in Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs trial, but may keep deliberating
The panel said it had reached a verdict on all but one of the charges in Sean “Diddy” Combs’s sex trafficking case, but will likely continue deliberating.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That was like a really quick trial and discovery period right? I feel like these type of things usually get dragged on for like years
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You know, as much as I want mamdani to win, I can think of very few political news that would be funnier than a complete different candidate than mamdani or cuomo winning after all of this
Cant even imagine the discourse after that. I bet we could get some of the wildest takes imaginable
Cant even imagine the discourse after that. I bet we could get some of the wildest takes imaginable
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You know, as much as I want mamdani to win, I can think of very few political news that would be funnier than a complete different candidate than mamdani or cuomo winning after all of this
Cant even imagine the discourse after that. I bet we could get some of the wildest takes imaginable
Cant even imagine the discourse after that. I bet we could get some of the wildest takes imaginable
To be fair, there is an appeal to being a smooth orb with no wants or desires
🟣 <- living its best life
🟣 <- living its best life
Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?
April 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To be fair, there is an appeal to being a smooth orb with no wants or desires
🟣 <- living its best life
🟣 <- living its best life
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Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?
April 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?
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Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
April 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
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Bill stripping child labor protections in Florida to allow minors to work without breaks and before 6am and after 11pm on school nights just passed its final House committee. Public testimony was limited to one minute. Same bill DeSantis said is meant to replace migrant workers.
April 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bill stripping child labor protections in Florida to allow minors to work without breaks and before 6am and after 11pm on school nights just passed its final House committee. Public testimony was limited to one minute. Same bill DeSantis said is meant to replace migrant workers.
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2) Trump has had the same impact on economic uncertainty as a global pandemic.
April 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
2) Trump has had the same impact on economic uncertainty as a global pandemic.
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Serious mad king vibes.
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Serious mad king vibes.
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2002: They hate us for our freedoms
2025: They hate us for our good-looking steaks
2025: They hate us for our good-looking steaks
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
2002: They hate us for our freedoms
2025: They hate us for our good-looking steaks
2025: They hate us for our good-looking steaks
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Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
I’m genuinely not sure how process the fact that decades and decades of political progress and infrastructure can just be dismantled in months
March 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m genuinely not sure how process the fact that decades and decades of political progress and infrastructure can just be dismantled in months
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once again, every accusation is a confession. republicans spent 15 years accusing democrats of winning elections by trading cash for votes. now, here we are.
If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford
March 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
once again, every accusation is a confession. republicans spent 15 years accusing democrats of winning elections by trading cash for votes. now, here we are.
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This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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NEW: The Trump administration pulled funding for research to protect pregnant women from domestic violence, citing it as a “DEI” initiative.
Trump Admin Pulls Research Funding To Protect Pregnant Women From Domestic Violence
Homicide by an abusive partner is the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the U.S. – and researchers are gutted by the sudden cuts.
www.huffpost.com
March 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
NEW: The Trump administration pulled funding for research to protect pregnant women from domestic violence, citing it as a “DEI” initiative.
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lying is bad youtube.com/shorts/f_AQD...
lying is bad folks
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtube.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
lying is bad youtube.com/shorts/f_AQD...
I’m very tired of people trying to argue that streaming services are worse than cable now days. I don’t like the ads and million different exclusives either, but come on be so for real right now
March 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I’m very tired of people trying to argue that streaming services are worse than cable now days. I don’t like the ads and million different exclusives either, but come on be so for real right now
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trump believes he is the boss of america and that it is our duty as his subjects to show him endless respect and deference. anything less than groveling is to be punished by the state.
Trump says he will withhold federal tax dollars to Maine colleges unless the Gov of Maine personally apologizes to him.
March 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
trump believes he is the boss of america and that it is our duty as his subjects to show him endless respect and deference. anything less than groveling is to be punished by the state.
Reading details about this story makes me genuinely want to scream at someone
It's clear that the Trump administration denied due process to the migrants it banished to El Salvador *precisely because* any measure of judicial oversight would've proved their innocence immediately.
Deported, imprisoned, and condemned to hard labor—for a soccer tattoo. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Deported, imprisoned, and condemned to hard labor—for a soccer tattoo. slate.com/news-and-pol...
We’re Finally Seeing the “Evidence” Against the Migrants Deported by Trump. It’s Unbelievable.
The Trump admin said a soccer player had a gang tattoo. It’s a tattoo of Real Madrid’s logo.
slate.com
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reading details about this story makes me genuinely want to scream at someone
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i don't even know what to say about this, you know? elon musk bought the united states government. it's his now!
March 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i don't even know what to say about this, you know? elon musk bought the united states government. it's his now!
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I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
Three yachts were swallowed by fires early Friday after witnesses described a massive explosion in northwest Miami-Dade.
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
March 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
Even acknowledging that it does kinda play into toxic sex stereotypes about men and a growingly concerning culture of “bioessentialism but woke”…
I do find lesbians saying “I’m no better than a man” to be really really funny
I do find lesbians saying “I’m no better than a man” to be really really funny
March 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Even acknowledging that it does kinda play into toxic sex stereotypes about men and a growingly concerning culture of “bioessentialism but woke”…
I do find lesbians saying “I’m no better than a man” to be really really funny
I do find lesbians saying “I’m no better than a man” to be really really funny
The employee bathroom at my work will at any given point have at the ready
-A manual paper towel dispenser
-An automatic paper towel dispenser
-A loose roll of paper towels sitting on the counter
But never more than two at the same time
-A manual paper towel dispenser
-An automatic paper towel dispenser
-A loose roll of paper towels sitting on the counter
But never more than two at the same time
January 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The employee bathroom at my work will at any given point have at the ready
-A manual paper towel dispenser
-An automatic paper towel dispenser
-A loose roll of paper towels sitting on the counter
But never more than two at the same time
-A manual paper towel dispenser
-An automatic paper towel dispenser
-A loose roll of paper towels sitting on the counter
But never more than two at the same time