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CrypticCole
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Come see me spend entirely too much time yelling into the void (except this time its a significantly better void than previously).
he/him
Eyeball baking dish
July 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?
April 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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2) Trump has had the same impact on economic uncertainty as a global pandemic.
April 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
More broadly speaking I do get annoyed with people pretending things are worse now than ever when they obviously aren’t even to make an anti capitalist point. There’s more than enough evidence things need to change that we don’t need to pretend that *cable* for gods sake was a better system
March 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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i don't even know what to say about this, you know? elon musk bought the united states government. it's his now!
March 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Do it
March 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM