jonathan
@cry.twombly.fyi
give Greenland a nuke I'm NOT kidding
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
give Greenland a nuke I'm NOT kidding
everybody put "not saying 'like' when you mean 'as though' or 'such as'" in your 2026 resolutions right now
January 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
everybody put "not saying 'like' when you mean 'as though' or 'such as'" in your 2026 resolutions right now
this is a paragraph from Salka Valka
If I was sucked into a jet engine they wouldn’t turn around and land for maintenance, they would just keep going. The pilots would say “wow we must have hit a fly or something extremely small and insignificant” The flight attendants would pass out refreshments
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
this is a paragraph from Salka Valka
looking for the bouba to my kiki
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
looking for the bouba to my kiki
and the back tbh
yellow jockstrap that says “oversized load” on the front waistband
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
and the back tbh
suffering very badly from symphony withdrawal
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
suffering very badly from symphony withdrawal
the aave sneak made this so much harder to understand... I read it as "prevailing upon local oomfs to be fun some nights" and then wondered what the rest of the sentence was supposed to be
August 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the aave sneak made this so much harder to understand... I read it as "prevailing upon local oomfs to be fun some nights" and then wondered what the rest of the sentence was supposed to be
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"in 2025 we will have flying cars" 😂😂😂
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"in 2025 we will have flying cars" 😂😂😂
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When Nietzsche talked about the abyss looking backing at you this is what he meant
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Labubu Dubai chocolate?
June 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
When Nietzsche talked about the abyss looking backing at you this is what he meant
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checking into a hotel and taking all my clothes off immediately >>>
May 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
checking into a hotel and taking all my clothes off immediately >>>
they need to invent a fourth michelin star just for kebab places at the mall
May 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
they need to invent a fourth michelin star just for kebab places at the mall
sun came out for 90 seconds today
May 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
sun came out for 90 seconds today
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If I was sucked into a jet engine they wouldn’t turn around and land for maintenance, they would just keep going. The pilots would say “wow we must have hit a fly or something extremely small and insignificant” The flight attendants would pass out refreshments
April 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If I was sucked into a jet engine they wouldn’t turn around and land for maintenance, they would just keep going. The pilots would say “wow we must have hit a fly or something extremely small and insignificant” The flight attendants would pass out refreshments
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obsessed with this Instagram ad for a Dickens reinterpretation saying “Best of times? Think again.”
if you’re telling me that it was possibly also the worst of times, that’s just like my mama’s Dickens
if you’re telling me that it was possibly also the worst of times, that’s just like my mama’s Dickens
April 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
obsessed with this Instagram ad for a Dickens reinterpretation saying “Best of times? Think again.”
if you’re telling me that it was possibly also the worst of times, that’s just like my mama’s Dickens
if you’re telling me that it was possibly also the worst of times, that’s just like my mama’s Dickens
"what do you lack" was common with people my grandparents' and great-grandparents' ages when I was growing up
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"what do you lack" was common with people my grandparents' and great-grandparents' ages when I was growing up
I have never used a chatgpt for any purpose. It would never occur to me to do that. I don't understand anybody who does.
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I have never used a chatgpt for any purpose. It would never occur to me to do that. I don't understand anybody who does.
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just thought of you as a concept. did you feel that
April 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
just thought of you as a concept. did you feel that
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"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" – someone letting a dopey aphorism be the enemy of thinking about anything for even one second
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" – someone letting a dopey aphorism be the enemy of thinking about anything for even one second
Very bad news for me!!
Very bad news for Amtrak Cascades.
BREAKING: Amtrak is pulling all Horizon cars from service after a routine inspection this week revealed corrosion in several of them. The decision will impact regional services from coast to coast railfan.com/amtrak-pulls...
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Very bad news for me!!