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hang on a minute....
Ally cashier's check. Delivered. Received by: Yid.
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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don't piss me off....
A screenshot of the Wiktionary page for the Hungarian word "testvér", meaning "sibling". The highlighted etymology shows the word was back-formed from the phrase "egy test és vér", meaning "of one body and blood".
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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I was driving to the beach the other day and tuned to a random radio station that happened to be 100% in Persian which is how I learned about this
KBOO Persian Hour Art and Music Show
August 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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uncry twombmee who can recall his past tweets
A screenshot of a tweet describing a frame from a Bon Appétit YouTube video. The tweet reads, "Dorie Greenspan and Post Malone have stopped by to witness Claire's first successful Pringle."
August 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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the aave sneak made this so much harder to understand... I read it as "prevailing upon local oomfs to be fun some nights" and then wondered what the rest of the sentence was supposed to be
Screenshot of a Tweet reading, "Having local oomfs be fun some nights".
August 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A clear plastic storage container labeled "Human battery, anodes and cathodes."
July 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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more food pics in case you were worried that I haven't been eating good
A plate holding two large pieces of cornbread, each a nearly perfect cube, griddled to a golden burnished finish. At the side of the plate sits a smear of butter with visible crystal flakes of salt. The plate rests on a vibrant floral print table cloth with red and orange restaurant menus underneath. A very small ice cream sandwich half-wrapped in shiny red foil. A dust of pistachio lies atop and around the sandwich on its plate.
May 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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like I was about to bust
A grilled pita stuffed with a minced meat kebab, white and red-orange sauces visible underneath.
May 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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sun came out for 90 seconds today
The sun appears in a cloud-streaked blue sky, partly obscured the side of a tall, glass-clad skyscraper.
May 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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literally had the same reaction last weekend
A photo of a D S and Durga hand soap dispenser in an American Airlines airplane bathroom.
May 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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new suit
A photo of the poster wearing a tan suit in a dressing room. There is a blue and yellow floral print rug on the floor and blue wallpaper in the background.
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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shoutout to whoever fucked with the opentype settings at Taylor & Francis
A screenshot of the cover page of an article showing only the title of the paper. The letters "S" and "T" are joined together with stylized discretionary ligature. A second screenshot of an article title with decorative-looking ligatures enabled for the letter combination of "S" and "T".
March 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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how it feels to be the last person on earth not using AI
Illustration of a comically cherubic lamb with a pink hair-bow standing in the jaws of a large bear trap.
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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dropping the exposure a little bit and dialing highlights way down recovers a lot of detail in the skintones, then play with white balance/saturation until you're happy with the color! you can adjust the shadows a little bit to have more or less of your background detail visible as well.
A person with red hair and a plastic headpiece reading "party time" rests on a light blue velvet sofa.
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Hell yeah
A screenshot of the Libby library app which reads, "You are 69th in line."
January 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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@wolktress tweets reading "Can a gay guy destroy my pussy", "Need to fuck a gay guy", and "I need gay guy dick lowkey".
January 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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why is it like this?
A screenshot of the Bluesky app search page for the search term "coffee". The top three results are all labeled "adult content".
January 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Amtrak wrapped is BS! I took more than 3 train trips in December alone!
Screenshot of an email reading "You've taken 3 rides on the train & traveled 198 miles on the tracks in 2024."
January 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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insane blurb from Margaret Atwood here
The text on the back of the book Women Talking.
January 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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A CD titled "Grunt. Pigorian Chant from Snouto Domoinko de Silo."
January 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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A museum exhibit replica of a black umbrella. Text reads, "Bulgarian Umbrella. Issued by KGB, 1978. In 1978 the KGB used an umbrella like this—modified to fire a tiny pellet filled with poison—to assassinate dissident Georgi Markov on the streets of London."
December 31, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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I doordashed a shipload of amber from the Hanseatic league
A screenshot from DoorDash showing a map of Northern Europe and a note that reads "Picking up your order. Arrives between 17:40-17:43."
December 31, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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my wiki DMs are blowing up
A screenshot of a iOS Home Screen; the Wikipedia app has a red badge indicating one notification.
December 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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no soft blocks on here...and the devs really don't get it :/
A screenshot of a GitHub comment reading, "Hi, Just out of curiosity: why would you want to remove a follower but not block them?"
December 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM