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driving to w*rk at 5am when the city is iced over… i was making unnecessary journeys. i was taking risks on treacherous roads.
February 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
driving to w*rk at 5am when the city is iced over… i was making unnecessary journeys. i was taking risks on treacherous roads.
this shit was scrumptious
February 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
this shit was scrumptious
prom*tion secured, antm documentary watchenings, late valentine’s toast night, cannolis acquired… everything’s coming up REI 💕
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
prom*tion secured, antm documentary watchenings, late valentine’s toast night, cannolis acquired… everything’s coming up REI 💕
lady trieu is so kind
February 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
lady trieu is so kind
my pussy tastes like spam musubi
February 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
my pussy tastes like spam musubi
all my favs on this season of us traitors either murdered or actively flopping 😭😭
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
all my favs on this season of us traitors either murdered or actively flopping 😭😭
interviewer: well that’s everything on my end, do you have any questions for me?
me:
me:
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
interviewer: well that’s everything on my end, do you have any questions for me?
me:
me:
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breasting boobily at the derma exam
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
breasting boobily at the derma exam
illusion by dua lipa… maybe it was too ahead of its time for certain people
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
illusion by dua lipa… maybe it was too ahead of its time for certain people
local fav restaurant served us a rotted valentine’s meal tonight lmao but we fully pretended like everything was perfect because our waitress was the sweetest person i’ve ever met
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
local fav restaurant served us a rotted valentine’s meal tonight lmao but we fully pretended like everything was perfect because our waitress was the sweetest person i’ve ever met
breasting boobily at the derma exam
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
breasting boobily at the derma exam
“your hands are EXTRA dry today” “how many times a week are you using that retinoid?” my dermatologist was reading me DOWN this morning 😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
“your hands are EXTRA dry today” “how many times a week are you using that retinoid?” my dermatologist was reading me DOWN this morning 😭😭
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they tried to make patrick wilson frumpy and marginally less fuckable in watchmen but they couldn’t hide that butt 🙂↔️🙂↔️
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
they tried to make patrick wilson frumpy and marginally less fuckable in watchmen but they couldn’t hide that butt 🙂↔️🙂↔️
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my figure eight, as i walk away
in my vivienne, oh, what a waste
of a dress you’ll never see
in my vivienne, oh, what a waste
of a dress you’ll never see
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
my figure eight, as i walk away
in my vivienne, oh, what a waste
of a dress you’ll never see
in my vivienne, oh, what a waste
of a dress you’ll never see
cole escola search party evil twink but it’s just me driving around town listening to ray of light on repeat while i run my silly little errands
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
cole escola search party evil twink but it’s just me driving around town listening to ray of light on repeat while i run my silly little errands
me this morning on a caffeine kick: ok i’m gonna start a new fitness plan today called body by burj khalifa where i do 165 floors on the stairmaster as a warm-up
me leaving the gym this evening: ok so we’re never doing that ever again
me leaving the gym this evening: ok so we’re never doing that ever again
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
me this morning on a caffeine kick: ok i’m gonna start a new fitness plan today called body by burj khalifa where i do 165 floors on the stairmaster as a warm-up
me leaving the gym this evening: ok so we’re never doing that ever again
me leaving the gym this evening: ok so we’re never doing that ever again
this weekend’s about to be a movie
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
this weekend’s about to be a movie
drag queen named Henny Gesserit who only hosts shows using The Voice
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
drag queen named Henny Gesserit who only hosts shows using The Voice
caffeinated at 5am instead of 8am today
a blurry picture of a woman standing on a street
ALT: a blurry picture of a woman standing on a street
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February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
caffeinated at 5am instead of 8am today
the ukvstw girls fighting over their safe placements from last week… these women having an international mid-off
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
the ukvstw girls fighting over their safe placements from last week… these women having an international mid-off
you met me at a very constantly eating toast and baked sweet potatoes time in my life
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
you met me at a very constantly eating toast and baked sweet potatoes time in my life
Adaline at the end of The Age of Adaline (2015):
I have a gray hair!!! My prayers have been answered!!!!!
kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
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February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Adaline at the end of The Age of Adaline (2015):
HELP we can’t stop having yummy toast night dinners (this is the fourth one in the past week)
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
HELP we can’t stop having yummy toast night dinners (this is the fourth one in the past week)