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@crunchybitch.bsky.social
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mindflakes.bsky.social
If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
crunchybitch.bsky.social
Not only is every collaboration a bop, but the fact that this collaboration is steady+sustained gives me life
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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deathsdynamicshroud.com
🚨 ANNOUNCING THE NEXT NUWRLD MIXTAPE 🚨

The second collaboration between death’s dynamic shroud and galen tipton...

🏋️‍♂️ Mobile Suit Gym Rat 🏋️

coming thursday, feb 12th at 9pm est for club members
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(cover art by Chris Regner)
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Cooky☆Yummy
Cooky☆Yummy LIGHT / Beast / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 1000 / DEF: 0 If you control a Link-1 monster or a Level 2 Synchro Monster, you can Special Summon this card (from your hand). You can only Special Summon "Cooky☆Yummy" once per turn this way. If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; it loses 1000 ATK, or, if this card was Special Summoned by the effect of a Synchro Monster, you can destroy that monster instead. You can only use this effect of "Cooky☆Yummy" once per turn.
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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jocelynanderson.bsky.social
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Gunkan Suship Shari
Gunkan Suship Shari FIRE / Aqua / Normal • Level 4 • ATK: 2000 / DEF: 0 Finally got to visit that harbor specializing in Gunkan Suships that I've been curious about for a while! The premium "Shari" here is limited to 2000 Suships a year, and uses specially developed smooth aged rice, giving it extra boldness not found anywhere else. The classy atmosphere made my heart sing, too. The Gunkan Suship served had a perfect balance of vinegar, nigiri, shine, and shape, demonstrating exquisite artisanship. The owner told me, "We are introducing rich yet mellow scented EDO-FRONT red vinegar in the near future," which I'm really looking forward to. However, I was disappointed the surrounding seas were a little noisy... so, giving it 4 stars with hope for improvements in the future.
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Obedience Schooled
Obedience Schooled Normal Spell If you control no monsters: Special Summon 3 Level 2 or lower Beast Effect Monsters with different names from your Deck, but their effects are negated, also they are destroyed during the End Phase. For the rest of this turn after this card resolves, you cannot Special Summon, except Beast monsters.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Remember when Oprah shot her friend Gayle on what was supposed to be a one way trip into deep space and what she saw there beyond the veil of stars from where no one before has ever returned, changed her
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
crunchybitch.bsky.social
Yeah, that’s what i listened to
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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donni.bsky.social
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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iainnd.bsky.social
The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
crunchybitch.bsky.social
yayyyyyy my first 100% 🥰
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
crunchybitch.bsky.social
actually kill myself
September 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Shapesister
Shapesister Continuous Trap Special Summon this card as a Normal Monster (Fiend/Tuner/EARTH/Level 2/ATK 0/DEF 0). (This card is also still a Trap.) You can only activate 1 "Shapesister" per turn.
September 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
crunchybitch.bsky.social
a first attempt at emulating @moonly0203 on twitter. this is how i find out my phone camera has sun spots 😔
September 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Millennium-Eyes Restrict
Millennium-Eyes Restrict DARK / Spellcaster / Fusion / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 0 / DEF: 0 "Relinquished" + 1 Effect Monster Once per turn, when your opponent activates a monster effect (Quick Effect): You can target 1 Effect Monster in your opponent's field or GY; equip that target to this card you control. Gains ATK/DEF equal to that equipped monster's. Monsters with the same original name as that equipped monster cannot attack, also their effects are negated.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
crunchybitch.bsky.social
“political violence” and it’s just a guy who says the opposite of whoever he’s talking to
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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christianalsis.bsky.social
One of the most successful people in Pennsylvania is named Fred Beans.
August 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Baby Raccoon Ponpoko
Baby Raccoon Ponpoko EARTH / Beast / Effect • Level 2 • ATK: 800 / DEF: 0 When this card is Normal Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 Level 2 Beast monster from your Deck in face-down Defense Position, except "Baby Raccoon Ponpoko". You cannot Special Summon monsters the turn you activate this effect, except Beast monsters.
July 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Murmur of the Forest
Murmur of the Forest Normal Spell Target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; change that target to face-down Defense Position, then you can return all Field Spell Cards on the field to the hand.
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM